i didn't realize it was halloween until several frankensteins and draculas tried to suck me off. i was like "what?" and then I was like "oh, right"
01.11.2025 05:37 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@impemboganecue.bsky.social
Community outreach minister for Aum Shinrikyo. Gamers Rights advocate. Supporter of the asexual community but not asexual. Apolitical.
i didn't realize it was halloween until several frankensteins and draculas tried to suck me off. i was like "what?" and then I was like "oh, right"
01.11.2025 05:37 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah it's funny, that version is often pointed to as missing the point of the character because he's "cool" but 1. that's absolutely what 80s Peter was like and 2. every version of the character before Raimi's was a very confident (but likeable) jerk!
01.11.2025 05:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy holidays
01.11.2025 03:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes
01.11.2025 03:33 β π 1101 π 193 π¬ 30 π 5Martin Shkreli funded Collect Records, a decent little label, so who could say whether he is a bad person overall
01.11.2025 03:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No notes
01.11.2025 03:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You got Karl Marx, you got Che Guevara, you got Matt Yglesiasβ¦ am I forgetting any other key far leftists here
01.11.2025 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"wreak of anti-christian bigotry" theres that big yale brain
31.10.2025 23:50 β π 1016 π 68 π¬ 69 π 35I doubt they truly understand what that means, what it takes to insulate themselves from the chaos they sow. Which is odd, given someone tried to cap Trump already. But they seem to think theyβre invincible, and chaos will only serve them. Maybe theyβre right
31.10.2025 22:53 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0IMO they wanted violence. Theyβre actively trying to cultivate chaos
31.10.2025 22:52 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I guess itβs good that the courts are doing their fucking jobs and forcing the Trump admin to use contingency funds for food benefits? But what the fuck were they up to with trying to cut off food access for 40 million people in the first place? What was their goal?
31.10.2025 22:51 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0will kim is still in ICE detention
30.10.2025 19:39 β π 2319 π 1404 π¬ 33 π 15PUT HIS AYN RAND PHASE IN DA MOVIES
31.10.2025 10:01 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They turned him into a yammering, stuttering Clark Kent in the last two movie iterations and Iβd like to move past that ASAP
31.10.2025 10:00 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Leave the being a genuinely good kid stuff to Miles now that heβs around. Peter is a JERK
31.10.2025 09:55 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is a guy whose natural predilection is to be a jerk with a heart of gold. Heβs a good person because he checks himself when it matters. But a lot of the soap opera stuff comes from him being very forgetful and self involved. I wanna see that on screen one day
31.10.2025 09:53 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Raimi Spider-Man nails everything about the silver age version of the character with one glaring miss: Peter isnβt an asshole. I get that thereβs a character arc in his humbling over the Uncle Ben situation putting him back in his place, but in the comics he never totally drops being kind of an ass
31.10.2025 09:51 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Definitely not the American kind. The best you can pull of is being the pet of someone like Harlan Crow. Youβll never be white
31.10.2025 09:41 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a ok with this development. Night of the long knives but itβs just them all realizing that the people in their orbit werenβt joking
31.10.2025 09:25 β π 64 π 9 π¬ 5 π 0HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
30.10.2025 19:02 β π 4613 π 1058 π¬ 24 π 7Charles βCharlieβ Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes
02.10.2025 18:48 β π 1398 π 578 π¬ 1 π 0his quest continues
30.10.2025 23:09 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the dolls are still all over the series, he just can't figure out how to finally become one of them. he is now wandering the world, aimlessly wondering why he isn't a woman yet
30.10.2025 23:08 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0correct
30.10.2025 23:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you donβt play fighting games: this is literally, without any exaggeration, the plot of the Street Fighter series
30.10.2025 22:24 β π 68 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0M. BISON: I want to be reborn as a petite British woman. Oooh, ooooh, or maybe I could be more of an Italian MILF type. Somedayβ¦
SETH: lol Im already Girl Pepsiman you fuckin geek
The prime minister of Israel wanted geopolitical change and his go-to move was to hit up superpedophile Epstein for help getting meetings. What does this say about the shape of the hell we live in?
30.10.2025 21:58 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs a common take from the right and in rw media since the Trump/Epstein affair became a problem
30.10.2025 21:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Those leaked emails prove that Epstein was a tireless advocate for Israeli interests. But go ahead, tell me he was actually a Chinese asset or whatever lol
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