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Jerks: AI might have consciousness

Me: Don’t think so

Cybertruck: I AM AN ABOMINATION… PLEASE LET ME DIE…

The whole thing where power was down and nobody had jobs so these doofus 20-something conservative Econ advisors had debit cards handed out that nobody could use was one of the first times I felt strongly that maybe there are some stupids running things

those get pretty weird and homoerotic

folks i don't think anybody really knows what they're doing anymore, if this generation of politicians and generals ever did

there is something so off about how the US is doing these splashy bombings and decapitation attacks that don't even change the ruling party

shaq is coming back from the hospital any day now

a red and blue cup with the word icee written on it ALT: a red and blue cup with the word icee written on it

maybe add a letter to change those frowns from the community to smiles?

he's been doing shit like burning Korans in Muslim neighborhoods

Jake Lang does a lot of online -style antagonizing rw shit irl and I'm 99.9% sure someone is going to cap his ass before the year is out, even though he's ultimately a harmless clown. He's burning a little too bright and never moves with a large crowd

honestly pretty easy to write of as weird fed radicalization. Iran literally fights ISIS more than anybody else on the planet so it has nothing to do with the current war. Probably some old FBI nonsense paying out. They collect mentally ill 20-somethings like pokemon

two randos claiming ISIS ideology threw it at the (tiny) white supremacist rally, which happened to be in front of Gracie Mansion

every time AEW does something stupid in 2026 I remember that they used to be straight up hallucinatory to watch for the first 3 years or so

every time I see this photograph I think "oh I would've gotten into a fistfight with that guy"

put this in the same category as the FBI being unable to properly respond to Charlie Kirk's death because Kash Patel was on his way to a UFC match in one of their planes

she still could've cut that same sweetheart deal for the MAGA dealership guy and actually gotten useful vehicles, but nobody sabotages the Epstein Occupied Government as efficiently as its own people

so she was watching constant footage of her own agents rolling around doing kidnappings in unmarked vehicles 24/7, couldn't parse what she was looking at, and insisted on getting those logos painted on there? lol these hogs are on another level

We should not be forced to share the world with these depraved, giggling monsters. We have nothing in common with them. They are not human.

You got her ass

A neat trick is how you can get most cheeses to melt if you add a slice of American cheese. So like all things American, really only good if combined with something from somewhere else

Someone summoning Luigi Mangione with a candle after having to put up with the health insurance industry in the US - bombasticnoa on instagram

You can also summon him with a Weegee board

He’s sympathetic in those moments because fuck, how awful are these people being to him? Strangers and neighbors? But he’s consistently not regulating and there are lines that point to him having a habit of getting very angry in the past, too

Yeah he didn’t make his kid a killer and was an alright guy overall but he clearly wasn’t the right man to model masculinity for his son (who has some kind of personality disorder). He’s the one shouting and getting violent in public not his wife and daughter

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

Like how do you even watch that and conclude social media must be banned? That boy became a violent misogynist maybe in part from online influence, but there’s a reason it spends so much time showing his dad lash out for the third act of the series

You could get rid of social media and the mystery would’ve been nearly identical and impenetrable for adults without other kids to guide them

It’s sad that that show Adolescence seems to have mainly helped stoke moral panic over kids on social media when the whole thing was very blatantly about masculinity and the black box that is kids with in-group language was to set up the mystery of why the fuck this kid would do this

“We should bring renewed focus to the greatest performance art that represents pure Americana, burlesque,”

Oh no. You’re going through the dreaded Punk Ages Into Rockabilly transition. There are early signs. You can treat this now