lol
09.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
lol
09.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Help me stockpile morphine?
09.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ahhh yeah, no wonder I can’t remember
09.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I don’t mind when frog boiled morons tell me I’ve got Trump Derangement Syndrome tbh
Because I truly think 80-90% of the world are suffering from “it’s all gonna be fine” derangement syndrome.
One of my favourite fantasy wonders is to try to fathom in my wildest dreams what the fuck I did with all that free time I had before I had kids
09.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Fri nights live show is out everywhere now. If you missed it, go grab it now.
Covers quite a bit of Brewdog, Epstein, WAR and regret.
EP443 // Perignon Penthouse Regret
youtube.com/live/s7S3hY3...
Here’s my prediction
This whole Iran thing will end up being the latest Trump Administration “Pump n Dump” sort of thing
They’ll get oil to $125 or $150 a barrel. Shares tank. Then announce a deal has been reached, Strait Of Hormuz re-opens, stocks soar, market manipulators make billions;
Here’s a fun timeline I’ve put together for you. HAPPY MONDAY!
09.03.2026 07:41 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Well at least we’ve got all of our own oil & gas in the North Sea right guys?
Wait, what do u mean it was always just going to be pulled out the ground and sold to other countries on the global markets?
Do we have wind farms then? Or solar? No? They’re all EYESORES are they? Well fuck my life.
Well at least we’ve got all of our own oil & gas in the North Sea right guys?
Wait, what do u mean it was always just going to be pulled out the ground and sold to other countries on the global markets?
Do we have wind farms then? Or solar? No? They’re all EYESORES are they? Well fuck my life.
Incredible so much of the world is blindly going along with this war just to spare Donny the paedophile his blushes
08.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Do we think the “situation has changed” (with a subsequent legal basis for strikes into Iran) next week or the week after? 🤔
08.03.2026 09:53 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Farage's Secret PAEDOPHILE Candidate
youtu.be/ktpQKRtsAMI
Reform's Nick Candy Wins The TAP-DANCING T*SSER AWARD!
youtu.be/C5MPwafW3Lg
Trump Needs To Be Sedated
youtu.be/_iSOURKS-b4
"The temptation to tear into a Middle Eastern country and slaughter millions of Muslims? Then walk out with all the oil like you just won Double Jeapordy? I mean FUCK. How has he not said yes to that?" Blair is rumoured to have belched twixt punishing himself with Catholic beads.
08.03.2026 06:32 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Passing Up Opportunity To Lapdog Us All Into Planless Holy War "Unexplainable To Me" says Tony Blair.
08.03.2026 06:30 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0
Grandpop Tango now approaching "Persimmon" levels of orange.
08.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Lav mics are those lappelle mics that are supposed to go on your shirt/suit but for some reason the kids are holding them with their thumb and index fingers.
And flying subtitles are insufferable.
Big bouncy bubble subtitles for everything they’re saying.
Currently being bombarded with lav-mics and flying subtitles on everything.
I feel like I’m being water boarded with colours and whoosh sounds.
If we do get attacked by Iran, China or Russia…
I’m pretty sure I can handle any capture and endurance tests because my son has me trapped and forced to watch <SHIT> Gen-Z YouTubers.
When the White House said they wanted to spread American Values I assumed they meant air-drop a couple bibles and open a McDonalds?
But to be fair having a load of kids die in school is also pretty American so 🤷♂️
You're Not Going To BELIEVE Who's Sponsoring Me
youtu.be/lR5fh44COJU
When the White House said they wanted to spread American Values I assumed they meant air-drop a couple bibles and open a McDonalds?
But to be fair having a load of kids die in school is also pretty American so 🤷♂️
Me freestyling in the bouncer’s ear circa 2002
07.03.2026 09:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
That doesn’t surprise me at all tbh.
Do you remember a few years ago when it turned out half the NHS was still running on Windows XP? And that I Luv U virus ran all up in its exploits?
Can almost guarantee it could happen again tomorrow.
Pretty wild that every respected academic, investor and software engineer knows and accepts AI is going to *decimate* the employment market
…but political leaders still come out with this stuff.
On Members Only for 2 days now. Will upload the Patreon version when i'm back from the kids' swimming.
Sign up, join my CULT, be at one with the BOOJ.
patreon.com/@aidThompsin
Fun one last nite taking stories from "netanYahoo News" & "The MandelSUN". Quality outlets for a post-Truth era!
ALSO: what is substance behind idea the Greens would flood our country w/ Heroin & Crack?
Are they just putting the PARTY back into political parties?
youtube.com/live/s7S3hY3...
I’ve never met anyone who says “PIFFLING” where I didn’t feel the urge to fold them into a hold-all and throw them off a bridge.
06.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0