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So says cadet bone spurs who never served a day of any military service in his disgusting privileged life. 🙄
Grassley admits Trump raised food prices with his tariffs.
Since we missed #Caturday...
Shona is claiming today as #CatConeSunday
#CatsWithAllergies
This is the ranting of an insane person. None of these countries are going to fall for it. The reality star and his Fox News personalities are in way over their heads. They charged into a war that looks like a suicide mission he insists he’s already won.
They’ve found another immigrant tragically dead on the street after being released from ICE custody.
My latest piece for Substack:
substack.com/@katiephang/...
“I know more about wars than the generals do, believe me.” — DJT
He truly is... EARTH-SHATTERINGLY stupid
His difficulty with percentages, which Americans learn in elementary school, continues
Penn, come get your boy
The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.
A truly extraordinary moment.
We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
Act like it.
The Mensa crowd in Trump's cabinet are workshopping ideas about how to get around the Strait of Hormuz.
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The Premier of Manitoba, Canada says what everyone is thinking… there’s no reason for the war in Iran unless its to bury the Epstein files.
Children are being killed to distract from them being raped.
We won’t forget.
We won’t stop demanding transparency & accountability.
Why does Trump need allies to help him in a war he’s already won?
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I can understand why the Doge Bags wanted these videos removed. I listened to two of them, and both tech bros came across as breathtakingly stupid. It's scary that they had access to so much sensitive data. Elon lied. They weren't sent to do accounting; they were sent to do hacking.
If you have to threaten news outlets in order to get favorable coverage, you’re doing it wrong.
Good question there, Columbo.
We need 15 million people out at least.
This is not a moment; it is a movement.
#StopTrump #StopICE #StopWar
Over 2,000 Marines are being ordered to the Middle East: What Could Go Wrong?
Trump and his band of war-mongering cosplay Crusaders are now sending thousands of troops to the Middle East, escalating chances of a potential ground war. Everything will get worse.
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
Yaaaaaaas!
A U.S. district judge in Illinois blocked the Trump administration from cutting $600 million of healthcare grants to Illinois, California, Colorado and Minnesota.
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TWO BREAKING DEVELOPMENTS IN THE EPSTEIN CASE:
Who could have predicted the Department of Whiskey would be a clusterfuck?
🚨NEWS: Democrat Andy Thomson has won the Boca Raton mayoral race by just ONE vote.
🔵 Thomson — 7,568
🔴 Liebelson — 7,567
With 100% of votes in, Thomson becomes the first Democratic mayor of Boca Raton in over 30 years.
One vote decided the election.
A top federal judge in Washington on Friday blocked Justice Department subpoenas to the Federal Reserve's Board of Governors after determining the government "produced essentially zero evidence" to support a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
Seems to me Republicans are the ones who can’t assimilate.
#Felon47
Oh the historical echoes.
In the early 20th century the US passed immigration laws claiming some ethnic groups could not assimilate. The Immigration Act of 1924 set quotas to keep out Southern and Eastern Europeans, Jews, and Asians labeled “unassimilable.” Rooted in eugenics and racial hierarchy.