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@randymoon.bsky.social

born poster 28 โ€ข they/he โ€ข ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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two months ago my car was broken, my nose piercing was fucked up and my tooth was chipped

today my car is broken again, my nose piercing is fucked up again and i still havenโ€™t gotten that chip fixed. itโ€™s truly amazing how quickly ur life can turn around ๐Ÿฅฐ

08.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yuri is the right of all sentient beings

03.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1383    ๐Ÿ” 525    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

repeating ad nauseum: LLMs are not artificial intelligence

theyโ€™re letter predictors

please god save us from the horrors

07.02.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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เผ˜โ‹†โ™กโธโธ๐Ÿ’ŒโŠนใ€‚ยฐห–โžด
#artsky #sketchbook #cuteart

05.02.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

04.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2416    ๐Ÿ” 881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

why is mariah carey there

07.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the olympic opening ceremonies are just 5 hours of some bulllllshit

07.02.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank u!

06.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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randy moon the intelligent and sensitive pervert

if anyone here still uses tumblr u should totally follow me helveticabliss.tumblr.com

06.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sorry but anytime I come across any puppy play online I think of this tweet

06.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was literally going to go get the jewelry downsized tomorrow which iโ€™ve been trying to do for weeks but i canโ€™t do that if thereโ€™s a bump :/

06.02.2026 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally got the bump on my nostril piercing to go away and then i snagged it on my glasses

06.02.2026 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hate that the coal emoji is right next to the snowflake emoji in vrc. what if i accidentally throw coal at the dj and they think i thought their set sucked

06.02.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#need

06.02.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reframing my hormonal acne as being masc and gender affirming to make myself feel better about it

05.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First child.

05.02.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1391    ๐Ÿ” 233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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girls be Saying "i put a subwoofer in my car" 22026 Cant tell If theyire talking Audio no more #trasgemder

05.02.2026 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

learning that this is apparently already a well documented and beloved combo. my bad yโ€™all i thought i was onto something

05.02.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

discovered the most goated perfume layering combo today: burberry goddess + sol de janeiro cheirosa 62

05.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Transition goals ngl

05.02.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Why we all talk like incels
YouTube video by Etymology Nerd Why we all talk like incels

This guy has investigated this phenomenon extensively and actually recently released a book about it! Highly recommend his content.

30.12.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 420    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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i used adobe animate when it was still called flash and now theyโ€™re shutting it downโ€ฆ..

03.02.2026 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

john remover but its just some cis dude who got a free pack of synth plugins for garageband

03.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're calling me the most androgynous person Ever

03.02.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The current distaste for the default "they" pronoun is an interesting social phenomena. Like the queer community spent years fighting for both that and the dissuasion of assumption of gender? So it's interesting to see hrt date in bio girls getting so. Angry. About that. I guess is what i'm saying.

02.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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opened my calculator app and apparently this was the last calculation i did

02.02.2026 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5pm and it's still light out...

01.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

genuinely worse than actually getting the tattoo

01.02.2026 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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