DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC

TIL: Higgins has haters???

A blonde woman in a blue cap named Caroline

SUPER FAMICOM WARS
INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS 1998
SUPER FAMICOM

Mode 7 Master Higgins coming right at ya

SUPER ADVENTURE ISLAND
HUDSON SOFT 1992
SNES

Sam Porter Bridges

Full body scan of Gilgamesh when

While my dad read the Tribune I sat at the breakfast table studying the latest Funcoland price guide

a cartoon drawing of a man with braces Alt: Butthead laughing

Wanus...

Spawn in front of a KoЯn sign(?)

SPAWN
KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT CHICAGO 1999
(Captured on Gameboy Color)

Tony Hawk 2

TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2
EDGE OF REALITY/NEVERSOFT 2001
N64

They cooked here

👀

Game could've come out today it looks so good still

Drifting a good Ferrari around a turn has never been more chill

OUTRUN 2006: COAST TO COAST
SUMO DIGITAL 2006
PLAYSTATION 2

Vic Viper in SPAAAAAACE

GRADIUS V
TREASURE CO 2004
PLAYSTATION 2

Yeah. We ended up getting two different Aladdin games, instead of two ports. Win-win!

Alex Kidd giving you the fist. Go ahead, bump it

ALEX KIDD IN MIRACLE WORLD
SEGA 1986
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM

Dr. Dan and Dr. Don riding a big yellow bulletbill

POINT BLANK
NAMCO/TOSE 1998
PLAYSTATION

6 panel comic P1: Cartoon me, sat at a table, drawing a comic on a sheet of paper. My character is thinking to himself "another day, another comic... Do I do this because I actually enjoy it? Or, do I do this because it is a means for me to avoid having to think about the late-stage capitalist hell we are all drowning in? P2: a beat, as cartoon me lifts the page to see what he's drawn P3: first person POV of the comic. It's titled "Freddy Fart Face." P4: close up of cartoon me as he stares silently at the page, with an uncertain look on his face P5: same POV, except now cartoon me has a big smile on his face P6: POV pans back to reveal the room cartoon me is sat in, which is shrouded in darkness. Out the window, a city is but jng in the distance, while the door to the room is barred shit with a plank of wood wedged under the doorknob. Cartoon me remains blissfully oblivious, as he stares smiling at his creation.

another day

Oh... A deactivate HUD button is my absolute dream for any game lol.
Currently I just settle for a pause that doesn't have a giant PAUSE sign on the screen

Terry Bogard punching while Richard Meyer ducks out of the way

FATAL FURY
GAIBRAIN/SNK 1993
SEGA GENESIS

Garfield tap-dancing all over SEGA

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT
SEGA INTERACTIVE 1995
SEGA GENESIS

OMG lol. Yerrrrrr the greatest

Kuros the knight, wielding his blade in the matrix

WIZARDS & WARRIORS
RARE 1987
NES

"Kids today and their skibidi toilet.. Not like what we had when we were young."

SUPER MARIO BROS.
NINTENDO/SYSTEMS R&D 1985
NES

😤

Fang running in slow motion from an explosion

CONTRA: HARD CORPS
KONAMI 1994
GENESIS

A football player beating another player over the head with his fist (this was legal back in 1991)

SUPER HIGH IMPACT
MIDWAY 1991
ARCADE

Me when I forget to shoot two games for my morning deadline

Lmao how am I just noticing this now...