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Ashley M

@therealjoanne.bsky.social

She/Her, they/them. NB-Fem/Bi. Interested in Fashion, Photography, Design, SciFi and others. LGBTQ+ safe. I block Bigots, Bots, AI and most men on sight. Trans lives matter. Trans women are women. Support Trans kids. Support Trans Women in sport.

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I fed the Christmas Cake this morning. It seems very moist, unlike last year's, so maybe I need to stop feeding it brandy. I don't want it soggy. But I have to admit that it smells good. Looking forward to cutting it over Christmas.

I bought the marzipan and fondant icing before it all disappears.

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According to the weather forecast, this is going to happen in the UK next week. Time to break out the winter pullovers.

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Online age checking is creating a treasure trove of data for hackers Selfies with passports or drivers’ licences can open users to sophisticated forms of fraud.

Selfies with passports or drivers’ licences can open users to sophisticated forms of fraud.

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We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)

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Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?

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a woman is hugging another woman in a dark room . Alt: a woman is hugging another woman in a dark room .

I'm so sorry to hear of you losing Bowie. I know you were very attached to him. We grieve for our pets as much as we do for human friends and family. They after all family.

My best wishes to you and Anne. Wish I could give you a hug.

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This time is year really gets me, with declining daylight and the weather being crap. It was OK today and managed to get little dog out for a walk in a local park, so that's something. Unfortunately next week we will be dodging the raindrops if the weather forecast is true.

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A freshly baked gluten free Christmas cake ready for its first feed.

A freshly baked gluten free Christmas cake ready for its first feed.

The finished article, ready for its first feed.

This is all #GlutenFree. Recipe is below.

www.glutenfreealchemist.com/gluten-free-...

The tasters are delicious. Hoping the finished article is as good as last years version.

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a picture of pink roses with the words hope you feel better soon on it ALT: a picture of pink roses with the words hope you feel better soon on it
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A plate of small cakes made from a Christmas cake mixture.

A plate of small cakes made from a Christmas cake mixture.

Christmas cake is baked and cooling. The tasters (πŸ‘‡) are cool enough to be eaten. They are very sweet and a great texture.

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Christmas cake is now in the oven with a tray of tasters.

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Thinking I need to do the same for our dog. πŸ‘‡

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Or maybe he's protecting us from some terrifying ordeal.

He often barks at other dogs when they approach, and we are beginning to think he's trying to protect us.

The only problem is he's lost several teath, is 16 yo and would probably come of worse in any conflict. But, he tries.

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Our foster dog asked to go into the garden tonight, as he does several times a day. But he immediately started barking at a plant pot, and then ran around the garden barking. Came in obviously unsettled.

We think an animal had visited our garden and marked it.

Seems he's very territorial.

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This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)

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Gluten free bread is often half the size, but twice the price (ie 4x the price) of regular wheat flour bread. Gluten free flour is also about 4x the price of regular wheat flour.

If your area is affected, please write to your MP - letter template on the post from @coeliacuk.bsky.social.

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A lot of NHS ICBs are withdrawing prescriptions for #Glutenfree food for #CeoliacDisease patients accross England.

Gluten free food is the only treatment for Coeliac Disease and it can be up to 4x more expensive.

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NHS Sussex are forcibly detransitioning trans people. These patients need full restoration of their healthcare, and everyone involved in doing this needs to be sacked.

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a fireworks display with the words hooray written in white Alt: a fireworks display with the words hooray written in white
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Autumn oaks, Doune of Rothiemurchus #Scotland #Rothiemurchus #Aviemore www.damianshields.com

Autumn oaks, Doune of Rothiemurchus #Scotland #Rothiemurchus #Aviemore www.damianshields.com

Autumn oaks, Doune of Rothiemurchus #Scotland #Rothiemurchus #Aviemore www.damianshields.com

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The golden birches of Glen Feshie, wider view of the previous post of the same scene. Loved the way the tilted tree was seemingly basking in the sunlight, the breeze shimmering the leaves like golden coins #Scotland #GlenFeshie #Cairngorms #Rothiemurchus www.damianshields.com

The golden birches of Glen Feshie, wider view of the previous post of the same scene. Loved the way the tilted tree was seemingly basking in the sunlight, the breeze shimmering the leaves like golden coins #Scotland #GlenFeshie #Cairngorms #Rothiemurchus www.damianshields.com

The golden birches of Glen Feshie, wider view of the previous post of the same scene. Loved the way the tilted tree was seemingly basking in the sunlight, the breeze shimmering the leaves like golden coins #Scotland #GlenFeshie #Cairngorms #Rothiemurchus www.damianshields.com

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These flapjacks are also #Glutenfree if you make them with gluten free oats. For the record, oats can be contaminated with gluten in processing and you need to be careful if you have #CoeliacDisease.

This site has some amazing recipes and I'll be trying a few of them.

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Healthy Sugar Free Flapjack Recipe | Flapjacks Without Sugar How to make flapjacks without golden syrup, this is an English flapjack recipe using honey. These no sugar flapjacks are low sugar, great for diabetics too

These are the flapjacks I was talking about on this post. I baked them this afternoon. I had to miss out the stevia leaf as I couldn't find it anywhere. I think they would have been a lot sweeter had it been included.

www.reallysugarfree.com/healthy-flap...

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I could do with a #Ceoliac alert dog (lactose and sugar too), but I'm not sure our aging foster dog is up for retraining.

Currently he alerts at anything food related, but that's his stomach talking.

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That song has additional meaning for me, but that's for another time.

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