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J. L. Westover

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Nothing happens to me

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every Minecraft world has one random block that traps your soul in the game forever if you strike it

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Break Down Ideally, you start with a bottle full of alcohol and slowly replace it with feelings.

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when I die, please donate my microplastics to a credit card company in need

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I'm excited on your behalf

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Read Mr. Lovenstein :: Complex | Tapas Community Read Mr. Lovenstein and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!

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sorry. there's a pebble in my shoe and it's making me cranky

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the only people claiming increased productivity and efficiency thanks to AI are lazy, mouth breathing fuckwits

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not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

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Weirdly, most do require four year or even master's degrees to become a proper librarian. And also fitting a lot of stuff up your butt

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Perfect Fit "I can fit an entire Bachelor's Degree up there."

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Yes, you do find out in the end, but think of all the fucking around you get to do.

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Read Mr. Lovenstein :: Pro Procrastination | Tapas Community Read Mr. Lovenstein and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!

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Read Mr. Lovenstein :: Sneaky Snuggles | Tapas Community Read Mr. Lovenstein and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!

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Lovely

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