Michelle Smells

so true...

waow piper...you look good... jealous of your figure tbh

my pronouns are now rat/bastard

Shin Kamen Rider (2023)

she mad

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

”why haven't you found a job yet?“
the job market:

oh to be an athenian femboy getting his back blown out every night using olive oil for lube

A drawing for artfight of the characters Leslie and Brianne. Leslie is a blue-eyed, green-haired woman, Brianne is a blonde woman who wears glasses. They are lying in bed together, Leslie awake and Brianne asleep. Leslie is staring at Brianne lovingly while she drools into her pillow, her glasses to the side. Leslie is wearing her green sleep shirt, Brianne is wearing a light blue long-sleeved pajama outfit.

Revenge for @keithstack.com on #Artfight!

I do think Leslie staring lovingly at Brianne while she sloppy-sleeps to be very very cute ;_; They are so in love.

duke nukem should be rebooted with a harem of gender ambiguous concubines

i could really go for a hot dog right now

you think coming out as trans is hard? try telling people you prefer pepsi to coke. see how much acceptance you get from the "tolerant" left

played a game of helldivers with randos one of them said they have to hop off so they can go lick their "roommate" in "fun places" we said to elaborate they said they like to hear their "roommate" moan and squirm and that they like to have power over them didn't know i was playing with freakdivers

does anyone else lick every nintendo switch cartridge they get or am i just a fucking weirdo?

also would like to point out the nuts weren't like hidden in there or anything they were ON TOP of the brownie so she could've seen them and just not taken a bite

thinking about the time i had a crush on a girl when i was a kid so i gave her a brownie from my lunch box then she bit into it and asked worriedly "does this have nuts in it?! im allergic to nuts!!" then she had a really bad reaction and that was how i learned allergies were a thing

eating ass is one of life's greatest pleasures

they should make a smurfs movie where gargamel successfully kills all the smurfs so we never have to see those blue fuckers on the screen ever again

it's more effective to do it that way

nah but it makes it easier to get up there

anyone else let the prog melt in their mouth a bit before shoving it up their butt?

this character will show sam how to turn his repatriate sweat into baby oil that will make him too slippery for the BTs to grab him

breaking news
kojima productions finishes extensive motion capture shoots with celebrity p-diddy before his trial so he can play the new titular character diddlerman aka mister freaky in death stranding 3

"I don't want your justice where innocent people die."

what do yall think about this shit i just made

happy gay month gaymerz

i think someone should destroy iowa

left wage cuck hell (i am currently unemployed)

about to leave indiana and move to portland oregon