cody 🔪

drawing frogs on a tree branch drinking mate. tropical vegetation in the background, plus a moon & stars

new frogs

RSD got me feeling incredibly irritated and agitated

Just happened to check the discord and saw the left over merch link was up, ONLY one that wasn't sold out, AND in my size. The stars align 🧘‍♂️

MINE NOW ‼️

I GOT THE GRIM SALVO SHIRT I WANTED AND MISSED ON THE TOUR LETS GOOO

I don't keep scales in my house anymore but I can tell I've lost weight and I'm about to start setting an alarm to eat my daily nutritional kibble

RAHHHH I wish my appetite would come back

hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"

I feel like matters of gender would be a lot more distressing for me if I wasn’t mired in the typical lives of ‘both’. I didn’t really miss out on either presentation

Yes I had ballet and etiquette classes and was forced into nice dresses and lace, but I was also encouraged to shoot guns, get dirty, crash my dirtbike into a fence, etc.

It’s honestly kind of funny, looking back on it, how much I was given the life that a run of the mill midwestern boy was given

Curating spaces and customizing your experience will never get dogged on from me but it's like WHOA okay, my apologies

Really odd feeling to just passively like someone's post about their oomfs, of which you are, and then to immediately get unfollowed. Like oh ok, not me, I see 😭

Unrelated but I need to get some transtape to make the girls less obvious, because lounging around shirtless with just a robe flung on is exactly how I was meant to exist

I am so incredibly exhausted and just sort of :| feeling lately, I need to get out of this funk

After all. Why shouldn’t I just go to bed at 10pm

Imagine if you were the one being stuffed for thanksgiving - in a cute lovely color scheme

Imagine if you were the one being stuffed for thanksgiving - in a dark creepy color scheme

which one

SEE, I was thinking this actually because I've always loved gold!! I was eyeballing the pros and cons and one of the cons was just "doesn't look like a tooth" like yeah man that's SICK.

I also read gold is good if you're a tooth grinder

Terrible crisis of if I like silver or gold more, truly

(Guy who’s been freaking out about the probable $10k worth of dental work I’ll need done) what if silver teeth

If I lost my really nice leather gloves now that it’s freezing, I’m going to be the slightest bit upset

(guy who hates favours/nice things being done for me because it gets held over my head) stop that.

It bothers me sooo bad when my neighbours bring in my trash cans for me. Like it wasn't even 9am yet, still below freezing, they can stay out there until the evening!! Why!!

I’m so sorry 🫂 I hope you have a better day, you deserve it

"broke a filling out" like I didn't eat the stickiest candy imaginable and then make a classic blunder

I'm like 80% sure I broke a filling out of my tooth last night too so it's like heyyyyy. Help.

I tried to go pick up dental insurance today and my dentists office was just. GONE.

Forgot Thanksgiving existed as a holiday and got mobbed trying to get groceries

Korean chicken turtle chips…come to me…