a woman in a kitchen with the words well that did n't go well
ALT: a woman in a kitchen with the words well that did n't go well
Listen to Julia Child, "The real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude. Mistakes are essential for learning, encouraging cooks to embrace failure, avoid seeking perfection, + adopt a fearless, "je m'en foutisme" (I don't care) approach.β
06.03.2026 04:28 β
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06.03.2026 02:44 β
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Describe your plot in five words or lessβif you dare.
Gutless:
Face your fears, get even.
06.03.2026 03:19 β
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tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"
"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"
sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
05.03.2026 18:59 β
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South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
05.03.2026 20:32 β
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A black cat in a black hanbok and a white rabbit in a white hanbok. Both are holding broomstick. They're both chilling in the neighborhood.
Witches in hanbok
06.03.2026 00:33 β
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people who do physical sports and stuff are always talking about how fun it is despite it being difficult and effortful. snowboarders are literally slamming into rocks and breaking their wrists and shit And being like man i love snowboarding. I think this is a good mentality for artists to have too
05.03.2026 19:13 β
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re9 is fun
06.03.2026 00:32 β
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their fruit has putrified
forbidden once and bound to die
the thread of life lies severed
on the brink of paradise
05.03.2026 22:37 β
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A skilled knight is in the middle of destroying you with her deadliest guitar riff πΈπ₯ Prepare your elixirs
Bard Knight 02π‘οΈ
βTis a Critical Hit! πΈ
05.03.2026 23:54 β
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drawing of a woman with fish kites. there is a banner with the address patreon.com/ionomycin on it
Patreon is now up! Mainly for my illustration & comic project about ancient sea creatures and sapphic woes. All finished art will be free to view for all, or if you are able to and wish to support me, WIPs and extras available for a monthly tipβ¨
π www.patreon.com/ionomycin/ π
11.02.2026 22:33 β
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On the left side Grace Ashcroft leaning on the wall and frozen in fear.
On the right side behind the wall, a tall monster "the girl", colored in red light .
#ResidentEvil Requiem
05.03.2026 15:26 β
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Fuck.
06.03.2026 01:29 β
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I think the biggest damage to the art community was the obsolescence of gallery sites (y!, deviantart, etc) and the rise of scroll-by social media, like twitter and even tumblr. Art is not ''content'', you shouldnt need to post art every day (or every month!) to be relevant. This mindset sucks.
04.03.2026 17:56 β
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In any case never change, apparently.
It seems you are very loved.
05.03.2026 22:34 β
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Cats GIF
ALT: Cats GIF
GOING TO GO OUT ON A VERY THIN LIMB TO TAKE A WILD UNINFORMED GUESS
You are blunt in a very adorable way. Like a kitten talking about things that should be embarrassing or insulting in an unfiltered but utterly non-maliced way that can't be hated so that it comes across as more surprising than mean
05.03.2026 22:33 β
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As a person who doesn't know you and has no horse in this race...
Since they don't want you to change it's probably a "flaw" that in your case is more endearing - so cute or funny.
They don't want to tell you since you will become self conscious and stop doing it (more points for endearing).
05.03.2026 22:33 β
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Marko and Beck: Hiding from the people trying to abduct Beck to drain his blood.
Urzu and Alik: Randomly arrived, possibly at speed or upside-down, after their planeswalker companion "successfully" attempted a planes-jump. If no one hits their bones on furniture this is considered a win.
05.03.2026 18:27 β
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A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?"
Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"
don't we all
#art #cuteart #comic #cat
05.03.2026 14:28 β
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young children r so cool, last year on the beach in whitby two random german kids came up and started talking to me. only after two hours of looking for fossils with them did one ask why my german was so bad at which point i had to explain that not everyone speaks german well, not least in yorkshire
05.03.2026 17:25 β
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A postcard print of a gouache painting of a stone lantern in front of a house surrounded by a few small trees, rocks, and foliage. Two small black blobs with white eyes are peeking out from inside the lantern.
An art print of an acrylic painting of a tree trunk split down the middle into three pieces, surrounded by small rocks and a smattering of green weeds and other foliage. A small black blob with eyes and tiny hands is peering out over the inside edge of the trunk. Another identical black blob is further back behind the trunk, at the left side, crawling on the ground.
NEW LITTLE GUYS PRINTS IN MY SHOP π!!!
ko-fi.com/s/fbe25b8277
ko-fi.com/s/5b36373c3a
#bsnm #artprints
04.03.2026 18:34 β
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YouTube video by BAD NERVES
BAD NERVES - CAN'T BE MINE
It doesn't really suit either of their tastes, but whenever I hear this song I think of Marko and Beck (though it's bouncy and fast enough for Marko to not change the station, and I don't think Beck ever does).
Anyway it's totally a bop.
05.03.2026 17:08 β
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Incredible
05.03.2026 17:03 β
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Did they do that? I've never watched/listened to it
05.03.2026 16:43 β
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probuccalfat on tumblr: "a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven't folded it yet except i can't fold it yet because i need to eat but i can't eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they're getting cancelled"
14.02.2026 23:19 β
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"Shh, be quiet! We all know it's a fake. But Bob was a right asshole who stole our shit all the time, and we've convinced this thing that Bob was a walking saint who did the dishes every night and volunteered to do all the nasty work. Things have never been better."
05.03.2026 16:20 β
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a man in a white shirt is making a face
ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a face
that feeling when you've been drawing on the wrong layer
05.03.2026 11:57 β
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Our feature artist/tutorial today is this page on CREASE DIRECTION, by the talented @miyuliart! Under the surface, the partial TWIST of the HAND can cause two TENSION POINTS in the sleeve fabric - from the LATERAL (OUTER) SIDE of the ELBOW to the MEDIAL SIDE of the HAND (pinky).
05.03.2026 11:06 β
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