Foxer in a Fox Land

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500 cigarettes

"hey what do you want for Christmas"

I know it's Blue Sky but I can't help but read it as one word, like Blueski. I think it was as a joke at first

They don't make shit like this anymore. We used to be a real society.

you’re following me on bluesky, i’m following you home from work. i’m following you home from that dinner you had with your friend the other day, the school you drop your kids off at. from church and the grocery store. im gangstalking you and your family and releasing chemical poisons into your home

If you hate tiramisu I hope you get injured

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boobies

Shiny Celebi in 195 resets I'm absolutely speechless

"who to follow" lmao. Yeah man that's perfect for me, a british citizen who has never even been to the US and vehemently hates everything you stand for. It's not even subtle

Twitter died because I couldn't clown on people anymore. They financially gained from me interacting with them and that took all the fun out

this is the face of the Viral Dogg

Tunic, strong competition for my 2022 goty against monkey island and one I thought was very heavily overlooked

4 am watching the simpsons movie

Scenario: you pick up a packet of chicken breasts in a shop. While browsing another aisle, you decide you no longer want them. Do you return them to the fridge you got them from? Or do you leave them unrefrigerated, knowing that they'll likely be wasted off if an employee didn't see you leave it

Burying my face in the belly of an annoyed, but purring, kitty.

Pet

Her shit taste like puke must be her/she's

Holy crap

Oooooooo you want a tail so bad oooooo you want to represent yourself online with a personalised anthropomorphic animal oooooooo you will give your life savings to a local reputable furry artist oooooooo

Like rats, cockroaches, bed bugs, pigeons, seagulls, and ants, we just endure and infest

I can't tell if this app is just infested top to bottom with furries, or if the almighty algorithm is able to recognise a fursona in a profile picture

sticky hands!!

using one of these to steal a cops gun

The more time I spend on this beautiful earth, the more I'm convinced that some people need to be dissected and studied to find out why they're like that. What happened and when did you decide to totally abandon an extremely small societal norm, and it still doesn't benefit you or anyone else

I should be allowed to murder people

Mish & tappies, I'm sorry Scotland but it's gotta be that

I'm not allowed to say "I hope the entire UK government gets buried alive", which is good because I'm not saying that at all, I'm just, yknow, letting you know we're not allowed to say that, it's like a public service.

Imagine being fucked in the ass for 13 years and, when you ask why, and they tell you it's the refugees and gays and transes fault, that those groups are forcing them to fuck you in the ass, you believe that without question and do nothing to stop the person fucking you in the ass

Maybe it's just me but I think maybe the entire Tory party and the overwhelming majority of the Labour party should be hung drawn and quartered but idk maybe it's just me maybe idk