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BREAKING: The Wisconsin Supreme Court struck down the state's abortion ban from 1849.

This is a win for abortion rights.

Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport

Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
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Good morning to everyone else who only realized as grown adults that u had been lied to as a kid and actually no, children cannot fight "with" their parents

Because of how power dynamics work

Anyhow, let's read a whole bunch of headlines about cops "clashing" with protesters

Like cures like; and for this hunt, my malady becomes my most desired health.

this one small brain think thoughts

Pretty succinct analysis.

Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

I've always been skeptical that Trump is a unique threat to our political norms and institutions. And now that he's shown everyone how easy it is, what's stopping the next guy from building on the authoritarian project? We're just hoping no one else has his shamelessness and nerve?

"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.

It can't get a distributor in the US.

Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.

It's a Chick Corea / Gary Burton ("Crystal Silence") kind of day.

Speedy recovery to the Pope, but "bilateral pneumonia" sounds like two nations exchanging vials of pneumonia bacteria.

Wallace Stegner must be delighted.

One day about 18 years ago I was looking around a Yoko Ono exhibition at the Berkeley Art Museum when an old wall phone in the gallery rang. This phone was part of the show. I looked around & I saw that it was just me & a security guard in the gallery. He said, “oh my god you need to answer it! 1/5

A good qawwali recording is fun but a live qawwali performance is exhilarating. They sure know a thing or two about the art of pacing, building up gradually - and then suddenly - to a white-hot heat.

😂 😂 the fully diminished chord in root position is a warm, roasted, salted cashew.

Always have been, but especially now.

The 75 Essential Books For Gen Xers These are the books that entertained us, taught us, shocked us and molded us into who we’ve become

"The 75 most essential books for Gen X": I read the title, I sniggered, I even said "whatever" silently, and then I read the list and realized it was a fairly decent list (with some obvious issues, like no MAD magazine. That was essential reading.)

"Being dependent, they have no essence of their own."

I must have read this concept a few thousand times in various Buddhist texts and each time it hits me anew (and harder).

I missed the Tom Robbins wave, but back in the late-90s and the early-00s, you could walk into any used books' sale here in the US and find multiple copies of of his popular titles.

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

Wait...a 25 year-old who knows COBOL?

YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund DJ Cummerbund - Everybody and The Sunshine Band

What if EVERYONE liked it that way, uh huh uh huh? #DiscoRules

YouTube video by VegetativeHorse Cecil Taylor - Free Improvisation #3

Cecil Taylor's not from this planet.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Writing tip: Why do the hard work of finishing your novel when you can simply issue a blizzard of executive orders declaring it's done and forcing everyone to buy it?