I'd say "I feel sad for Carrie Underwood getting caught up in that 'America the Beautiful,' fuck up,'" but I really and truly do not.

You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

All you need to know about Mark Zuckerberg

Permanent mood.

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Definitely gonna curl right back up in bed cause fuck this 🥶

There will be no telling me what to say or how to respond. Especially, on this app. Take that shit to Meta and/or X.

The fuck you thought!

Mfs being self righteous as well at 7am 🙄😂😂😂

Medical professionals will truly play in your face if you let them. I've never had to advocate for myself this much until now, smh.

Random but yall remember how mad Etta James got when Beyonce sung At Last for Barack and Michelle

Hotter than fish grease on a Friday night! 😂

Freeze tag and red light green light.

Just saw his ass and immediately blocked because mf I ain't even had my coffee yet and I'm met wit 🍆 at 7am 💀💀💀

Ohio🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Please everyone block this dickhead

The difference of opinion being that we don’t want to humanize a fuckin monster

Community. What we absolutely CANNOT afford right now is chaos.

In case you missed Carrie Underhood, er, Underwood's performance.

It was pitchy and uninspired.

Consider yourself lucky.

Zuck is prime example that wealth can’t fix the loser within

Anyone who wakes up talking nonstop cannot coexist with me.

Or…OR…people didn’t want to support a serial abuser wanted in multiple countries.

Yes cause his bitch ass really needed his ass beat.. on site! A real POS😒

They scared cuz they think they gon like it 😭😭😭😭

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)

The more comfortable you feel with your body, the less you will give a fuck about who don’t like it. It’s someone out here who will love and adore your rolls or your slimness or your whatever but you gotta do it first. 😚

I have smoked Gruyère and smoked Gouda. I think they’re both going in this quiche along with bacon & broccoli and…maybe cherry tomatoes 🤫

My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.

When I’m world leader women will get the option to take time off for their periods and a free care package 😪

Have yall seen the moon? So beautiful!