💀 Derrick|Dragon Manager ❄️

I thought you meant cut as in muscular and was ready to argue until I started swiping through the photos

TL;DR

It's an active choice to be a fucking loser

Sorry, this shit drives me up the wall. I've got people I love trapped back there still, good fucking people that grew up just like I did. We're not different or special or wiser or stronger, we just didn't ditch our common fuckin decency. People aren't any different just cause they're rural ffs

If you've got sympathy for the "humble farm boy that doesn't know any better" you're a fucking mark. They could give a shit, they could have empathy, they chose to get rid of it and bury it in bigotry. It's not a matter of luck or wisdom. They *want* to be like that, cause it sure ain't the default.

I think about this constantly. I'm from a tiny town in Iowa, I had all the same influences as my peers, I worked the same jobs, but most of them turned out to be soulless imbeciles. It's not peer pressure. They're choosing to be bad people because it makes them think they're better than they are

I am a perfectly normal height. You cannot call me tall or short, I am simply Of A Height. If this messes with your perception of me: good

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I'm trying to free up time to catch it in theaters, I've heard excellent things!

I need to become this man

I'm back in the gym finally, but goddamn my leg mobility took a hit 🥲. Definitely gotta focus that more, maybe set doing the splits as a goal again?

I was gonna say I miss doing villain roles, then I realized I haven't GM'd in like 3 weeks. Turns out that keeps the evil craving at bay

Do I dye my hair or chop it or what? Or get a new piercing? I feel like I gotta shake things up a bit but maybe that's just my depression firing shots to keep the rent low

I don't want to work, I want to play Digimon time stranger

JumboGamemon!

Cursed, so so so cursed

My brain: we are so exhausted man, you gotta stop making plans and starting new projects. Full moratorium on Stuff, just kick back for once (:

Also my brain: hey we haven't written in awhile, we should probably do that like obsessively or something or we will literally explode

Look at what we could have. look at what our tax dollars could pay for. Instead we’re paying to have ICE pepper spray directly into the air hole of a guy in an inflatable frog costume

So true

I go by Gremlins/Chappel Roan rules: after midnight I'm a different and unpredictable disaster. My friends know the risks and act accordingly

Went to a wedding today but didn't get a fit pic ):

Just know I slayed in a way that was still respectful to the cathedral I was invited to

Was I sufficiently macabre for the Dracula ballet?

(ignore the dog fur on my sleeve I have a needy pup)

I finally got time to play time stranger and I'm obsessed

I'LL DO BETTER NEXT YEAR I JUST RAN OUT OF TIME 😭

If it makes it any better the joke costume is still slutty, Bella and I are going as a Lavender Marriage

I'd like to apologize to everyone: I very nearly bought a Nightwing cosplay, however I chickened out at the last second and have decided to be something funny for Halloween instead

I'm trying really hard to be strong for others but I also feel like I'm under a hydraulic press

Trump defends use of U.S. military against 'enemy within' Earlier, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the purpose of the department would exclusively be "war fighting."

Am I the enemy as a journalist? A Coloradan? A gay man? I was cautioned to beware of leaders who tell you only they can spot the enemy.

“… it's the enemy from within, and we have to handle it before it gets out of control," Trump said… "It won't get out of control once you're involved..."

My phone is finally giving out after 6 years or so of service, it keeps randomly registering that I'm tapping the top of the screen. You know where apps keep their settings and all the buttons that CALL PEOPLE???

Not only a separate bar and restaurant, but also a cafe and complimentary apple cider

Okay the hotel is actually kinda nice, maybe I was a little grumpy

Why are they sending me overnight to a conference?? Don't they know I have a D&D campaign finale to plan?? Homophobic

*Bisexual Count Orlok voice*
SEE ME
(happy bi visibility day or whatever)