PTupac

Unless it’s one of your besties. Allow it. You can’t be traipsing around at that hour.

No don’t. What was the difference in approach from the first attempt? Why is the event so late? Can you walk there?

😮😂

Very nice

Jesus. Babyface

He’s gonna have to learn for all you do 😂

Oh my god. The worst! Massage (I bought a gun) and acupuncture did it in the end.

Haven’t made a single penny this week. But here we are. (At least I remembered to buy the concert ticket this time).

Whilst some of us are on the ropes….

Guard! Attention!

How do we get a response from these people “journalists “ because it still goes unchallenged?

A customer asked me to peel a cucumber for her baby yesterday and I’m still confused. The fact that I even went and got one should’ve been enough.

Hope you enjoy!

My new dentist is a lovely lady. That didn’t warn me about injecting half my fucking face this morning. I feel like she was mocking me when she asked me to rinse 😂

Why does @jeremyvine.bsky.social say on his show every morning that “their aren’t many millionaires in the UK”. Where do you get your figures from?

But pointless if she won’t address it.

I might apply for this job. I could get trafficked out of the UK if I’m lucky

It is 🔥

I do like the Fate of Ophelia @joeatsandreads.bsky.social

The nurses think I’m mad. But apparently I’m doing well and it is healing. Been referred to the fracture clinic…

I might have to become a menace. How much money have they spent on flags? (At least they’re all straight and aligned. I’ll give them that).

So good.

No idea. I’ll find out after the X-ray

Confirmed. I broke my foot and I’ve been walking on it for 3 months 🤯

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What’s this Michelle Mone news?

I don’t know how much I’m saving but I rate it

Just got called chocolate fingers by my godchildren whilst doing bathtime. They did call their mother Milky Way though 😭😂😭😂😭 I swear to god, I need to visit more often

I’ve just done my first shift back at the restaurant. I hobbled home. But a hot bath and from fresh PJ’s. Wow.

I wanted to go to the local pub this afternoon since I don’t have to work for a while. Tried the nice one 20min walk away but they are closed to give staff a few days off. Walked past the other options and felt too scared. I’ve been to them before but now. I’ll pass.

Take me back to my peaceful eco-farm in Italy 🥲