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Maths Teacher in alternative provision. Father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, Bournville Harriers RC, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec. Bollocks to Brexit.
Bought this for mum. Definitely not for me. #mothersday
Aston Villa flying the flag this week.
And not in a lampposty type of way.
#avfc 🏴
Such a good finisher when he has no time to dwell on it.
Good game, this. Shame I’m having to watch it in my kitchen on the tablet with my AirPods in because of this absurd kick off time. Hey kids 👋 #avfc
Hurtin’
#athleticomince
Can you play in the championship and still be in the big 6?
But it’s more than that; it’s some simple progressive passes that are not being executed. And so many other things in that game. I worry that we still have options in our selection that we’re not utilising. Long break now. Time to ponder.
This is a terrifying collapse from Villa. In this game and generally over the last two months. We forgotten how to do the basics right. #avfc
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If it it’s possible to be fizzing with disappointment, then that’s what I’m doing right now.
I don’t care that it’s Wolves. As much as they care that’s it’s us. I care about us. And we look awful. I fear that without Kamara/Tielemans/McGinn, we’re not holding off that pack. #avfc
Lille. Eurgh. Tough side of the draw. #utv
Fully agree.
Fair/Play Bodo/Glimt 👏🏻 #ucl
Off to VP #utv #avfc
I’d be happy to be dead now to have seen us dominate the Victorian era #avfc
What a fun day of sport 🏉 ⚽️ 🫠
It was bad to watch, sloppy, scrappy, probably undeserved but I CARE NOT. We might look back to tonight as the biggest three points of the season. God I hope so.
Come on Villa. Get it together. Play your game. #avfc
Possibly the manliest thing I’ve ever done but then I realised I was wearing leggings.
Candle-lit string quartet at St Paul’s Church. Birthday present for my wife.
Tomorrow, Stockport v Orient while I quietly check how #avfc are getting on at Bournemouth.
Sunday will be a shambles. As it should be.
Thank you. He lived a full and happy life. You can’t ask for much more.
It’s an enormous shame. Had the perfect profile. But completely mental.
We said goodbye to our grandfather today. He was an absolute titan.
Feel the same. The second half was just a sequence of chances to cross and a combo of Tammy and Mings/Onana would’ve done some damage. Gaaaahhh.
Ten years since we got beaten 4-0 at home by Aston Villa.
If that was 94/95, I was there too. We left early. Never did that again.
Yeh we’re getting rinsed these days.
You’d get a samosa for that now.
First page of my ticket scrapbook. First Villa game and first concert. Pretty strong. #avfc #philcollins