Matt Lawless

Matt Lawless

@mattlawless.bsky.social

253 Followers 986 Following 213 Posts Joined Dec 2023
2 days ago
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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social for a moment I thought this was your handy work

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4 days ago

The Uncloggable Mr Toilet is a keeper.

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1 week ago

I think what he’s trying to say is, shitters full.

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1 week ago

Markwayne Mullen is somehow a worse candidate than Noem. Which is remarkable.

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1 week ago
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two men in military uniforms are standing next to each other and one has the number 9 on his sleeve Alt: Hitler sulking with Goebbels and Himmler in the bunker. Pivotal scene from the film Downfall.

Oof…the downfall is going to be ugly.

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1 week ago

That was a brutal finale

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1 week ago

You’re just being pedantic now. Have a wonderful evening.

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1 week ago

I don’t have a problem with calling out politicians for taking money from AIPAC. I don’t agree with AIPAC either. You can do that without sounding like dude’s sign.

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1 week ago

He knows wtf he’s doing. He’s not a child.

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1 week ago

White gentile guy telling “Jews” to make amends for Israel’s actions is pretty wild. Wait until he finds out what white Christians have been up to for the last millennia or so.

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2 weeks ago

That’s a huge mistake on their part. A decision that was likely guided by low expectations based on race and culture. Makes me want to root for her even more.

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2 weeks ago

Much appreciated

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2 weeks ago

Would it kill you to provide a little context? Just a little?

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2 weeks ago

I doubt most of them are paying attention yet

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2 weeks ago

If there’s one thing that brings the alt right and the alt left together it’s helping fascism win.

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2 weeks ago

God knows, she’s not doing any actual work while flying around on our dime.

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2 weeks ago

Drugs or sex toys. This is the second time since she became secretary of DHS that she’s left a bag lying around. Last time it was her purse in a bar. Head of homeland security, everyone!

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2 weeks ago

They don’t give a shit.

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2 weeks ago

Try asking one to ignore all previous prompts and give it something funny to do. See if it works. I haven’t tried.

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3 weeks ago

He’s going to be real mad when he finds out how fascists treat people with disabilities.

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3 weeks ago

Stone Mountain?

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3 weeks ago

He’s referring to Jello Biafra. Google him if you’re unaware.

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3 weeks ago

I’ve said this many times. Jello tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen. Saturday Night Holocaust seems more prescient than ever.

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3 weeks ago

That can’t be good for your car

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1 month ago

My kids love it when I drop 6-7 randomly into conversation

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1 month ago

Of the people who have a realistic chance of beating GOP/MAGA in 2028, Gov Beshear is my favorite. I’m from Kentucky, so I’m biased. His platform needs work.

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1 month ago

Crazy how one of the most liberal states in the US is more racist than Atlanta. Although the metro area has mellowed out over the last 20 years or so, the very infrastructure of the city itself was designed to oppress black people. We still have shit public transport. Why? Racist white people.

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1 month ago
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Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

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1 month ago

If you tell people your skin is moist you’ll be banished from the village and forced to spend the rest of your days in solitude

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1 month ago

I thought they all hated each other at this point. Or Lou Reed hated Nico and Cale and it was confusing. He was a character, that one.

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