Matt N

The planet will be immeasurably better off when we’re extinct

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

3d printed and painted. Learned a lot from the process 😁

I don’t get it, how do I keep ending up working for complete idiots

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

They literally ruin everything they touch

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

Easy for a rich CEO to say.

Hi! Your registration link on your site appears to be broken - after entering my details, the redirect throws a 404.

In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.

George Santos: 'Have a great life!' Trump orders prison release of disgraced ex-congressman George Santos was jailed for seven years for stealing identities, including from members of his own family.

That Failsauce Boss Baby pardoned a lying liar for lying and fraud is hardly shocking these days. The fact that it’s not is the shocking part.

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Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.

I miss Win2k. Not sure what that says about me…

Tap the sign meme saying “Using AI ironically is still using AI.”

Don’t make me tap the sign.

Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’ LOS ANGELES—Describing the mood in the clubhouse as eerie and ominous, several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers told reporters Tuesday they have become increasingly unnerved since Shohei Ohtani’s in...

Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’

Thank you so much for all the effort you put into these posts. They’re one of the highlights of my day 😁

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

DHS agents retreat as Chicago cops refuse to shield them from swarming protesters Department of Homeland Security agents were seen abandoning one attempt to arrest a man in Chicago over the weekend after being outnumbered by protesters. In at least one case, the Chicago Police Department was ordered not to assist federal agents swarmed by demonstrators, according to reports. In v...

Department of Homeland Security agents were seen abandoning one attempt to arrest a man in Chicago over the weekend after being outnumbered by protesters.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

Hey FYI the main reason women get stress fractures in the Army is that the heavy rucksacks they carry WERE DESIGNED FOR MEN. They do a shit job of distributing weight to the hips (where we are stronger w our builds). It's a design flaw. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

The internet is forever, Donald.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is maybe the funniest thing we've ever done.

We're now almost certainly going to lose money on it, but that's not the point. We just want it out there.

We've also learned something: Make good art right now, and people will bust their ass to help you on short notice.

Ed Zitron sitting on a chair with a game console staring very normally

Ed Zitron staring with a shadow on his face

I chatted with the @financialtimes.com about my writing, the podcast, tech criticism, and being myself.

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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

The Man Calling Bullshit on the AI Boom Ed Zitron built a massive following by saying what tech journalists won't: that generative AI is an unsustainable bubble propped up by hype and bad math.

Had a great time talking to @parkermolloy.com about my work on the AI bubble

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The result will be genuine human suffering as a result of dressing a fallible, experimental intelligence up as an authoritative source of information. People will be inspired to harm themselves or others, all while their ideas and likenesses are counterfeited and monetized, all so that wealthy executives can tell the world - and Wall Street - that their companies are "innovative."

I was pretty late to covering AI but seemed to get it right in February 2023
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Time to recharge and maybe hide under a duvet!

Creative, with their revolutionary Mr. Sbaitso agent.

One of the key ways you refuse to comply with fascism is by becoming even louder and more fearless in supporting vulnerable people. You SHOW that you are unwilling to throw the "undesirables" under the bus if only for self-preservation because under fascism you will also become undesirable one day.

Thinking about how fitting it is that MAGA produces no good art. No good music, no good film, no good literature. Nothing.