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Fat Frog. 37. She/They๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ. 18+ MDNI. Often NSFW.

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Boycott Xbox now. #BoycottXbox

03.04.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 910    ๐Ÿ” 659    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

Nick Frost is dead to me.

14.04.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS NEXT WEEK

$wyntrxberry

fans.ly/xwynterx

14.04.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cw: body stuff.

Boobs are big๐Ÿฅฒ

01.02.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

psychiatrist: *holding up a rorschach test inkblot* and what do you see here?

me: i should call her

psych: you can't say that every time!

me: sorry for loving all kinds of women. sorry for being too sapphic with it

psych: this one doesn't even look like genitals, it looks like a knife

me: yeah

03.01.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 363    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

...why am I single with gold like this?

27.12.2024 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute date idea:
Neutralise hostile architecture.

27.12.2024 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What level of brain-rot am I on where the only source of dopamine available to me is making my plushies kiss?
(They are husbands)

19.12.2024 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Goku really wear weighted clothes for training reasons, or is it more of a sensory comfort thing?
After all he is adhd autistic af.

18.12.2024 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a chart showing rougelike deck builder and lgbtq+ are my top categories followed by mechs mmorpg fighting and farming sim

a chart showing rougelike deck builder and lgbtq+ are my top categories followed by mechs mmorpg fighting and farming sim

you can sell me anything that's gay enough, involving cards, or has mechs

18.12.2024 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this would literally fix me

18.12.2024 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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is it PIVOT! itโ€™s PIVOT! isnโ€™t it

18.12.2024 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 445    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

a classic abuser tactic

18.12.2024 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

noticing that a lot of people are "hot" and "beautiful" and while I respect that, I've decided to pursue a less mainstream, gritty re-imagining of "appearance"

18.12.2024 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 542    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

just thinking seasonal, festive thoughts about how in 1843 Dickens trusted readers to clock that โ€œpoor people should be grateful prisons will house them, let them go ahead and die if they donโ€™t like itโ€ was immediate villain shit, and now the GOPโ€™s whole platform is like โ€œmaybe Scrooge made pointsโ€

18.12.2024 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 413    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

You can measure an economy's actual, real life, concrete health by: are people able to do their own weird shit?

Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?

Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers

16.12.2024 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4649    ๐Ÿ” 1163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit.

Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.

16.12.2024 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3163    ๐Ÿ” 475    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Maybe the real quirk in the system here is assuming "trans lesbian" is a trans woman looking to hook up with cis women (ie a fundamental pillar of transphobic fearmongering) and not a term used overwhelmingly to mean tgirls being into fellow tgirls.

They'd know this if they saw us as human.

18.12.2024 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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if a trans woman and a cis woman date, transphobes call it a straight relationship as a way to misgender the trans woman. never seen any transphobe acknowledge t4t couples while doing that until now, but apparently it results in them glitching out and calling you straight and gay at the same time

18.12.2024 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3304    ๐Ÿ” 287    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

Still waiting on about 30 people to reply to emails for the Plagiarism Reimbursement project, so hopefully those people check their spam folders.

If you suspect you were plagiarised by a certain creator, please do that!

18.12.2024 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4435    ๐Ÿ” 402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Tumblr post by maykitz:

reading a book from 1962 proclaiming the tiny percentage of "true" homosexuals should be left alone as a disabled minority but that the real problem is the growing epidemic of socially contagion'ed young people who only feel gay because of societal stress, mental problems and the derogation of women and that homosexual extremists ought to accept the reasonable compromise of not being actively persecuted in exchange for the institution of a conversation therapy-first approach plus laws that protect vulnerable impressionable children from being infected by a trend that will lead to psychological and physical damage

Tumblr post by maykitz: reading a book from 1962 proclaiming the tiny percentage of "true" homosexuals should be left alone as a disabled minority but that the real problem is the growing epidemic of socially contagion'ed young people who only feel gay because of societal stress, mental problems and the derogation of women and that homosexual extremists ought to accept the reasonable compromise of not being actively persecuted in exchange for the institution of a conversation therapy-first approach plus laws that protect vulnerable impressionable children from being infected by a trend that will lead to psychological and physical damage

The trans panic is just a rehash of old homophobic ideas, Exhibit A.

18.12.2024 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3573    ๐Ÿ” 1119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

regular reminder that it's very useful to indie devs if you review their games on steam, especially if their games have less than 10 reviews.
games can't have positive ratings on steam until they hit the 10 review mark, and they get a boost in discoverability when they hit this threshold ๐Ÿ™

18.12.2024 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 535    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"death before detransition" is absolutely real, but i don't think the folks trying to cut access to my medical care quite grasp whose death it's going to be.

16.08.2024 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 781    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
16.08.2024 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 748    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Yeah. I'm a Squirrel Girl main.

07.12.2024 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Communication is communication.

Note to self: buy yoghurt.

07.12.2024 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

girls with happy trails.

that's the post.

07.12.2024 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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