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@laminatedbacon.bsky.social

I have no lawn and I must mow

48 Followers  |  229 Following  |  63 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2025  |  1.7432

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I can't stand AI, I can't stand people who use AI, and I hate to admit that that's one of the reasons I'm hesitant about going back and getting an MBA.

12.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

08.02.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1139    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Fellas, is it homophobic to watch sports?

08.02.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been keeping tabs on him ever since he was on Dallas Fuel.

I wouldn't call switching from being a toxic teammate to a degenerate gambler "growth."

06.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You already know folks are gonna proxy them into either SM, nids or Votann.

04.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are legally obligated to write into the script three times why war is bad

28.01.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro

27.01.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone from Chicago has this movie's script memorized

25.01.2026 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not calling it "finished" bc of the base but here's my newest Blight-Hauler

25.01.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody once looked at my face and said "I can see the Anglo-Saxon in you" about 10 years ago and I still don't know what an appropriate response would have been.

24.01.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The millennial experience is singing along to Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" then saying "Yeah he really hit the nail on the head with 'Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime', that's the internet in a nutshell"

23.01.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park Hi, my name is Gene Park. Iโ€™m a games critic at The Washington Post, and Iโ€™โ€ฆ Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment

hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.

my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

22.01.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5681    ๐Ÿ” 3157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

Me: What kink could she possibly be referring to in this community that I have never heard of before for a beloved cartoon from my childhood?

The replies: ๐Ÿ’ฉ

22.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can we talk about how garbage your average Magic the gathering player is at introducing the game to new people?
I've heard multiple accounts of someone being interested in the game, only to be greeted by someone showing them a seven card combo that automatically wins the game for them on turn two.

21.01.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How will I ever keep up my "Check the GameStop website" streak now?

21.01.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's out of stock ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.01.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go check on your doomsday preppers, if this plays out like they say it should then they're gonna be penniless.

20.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF is going on with the neck muscles on that deer(?)

20.01.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The staff holding the windmill up is detached behind the bald eagle

20.01.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those windmill propellers aren't correctly attached to the joint

20.01.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
20.01.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barcades really are the best

19.01.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Games really did look better when you were a kid.

18.01.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Calgar-Calgary? Coincidence?

Calgar-Calgary? Coincidence?

Lk a GOATED flag

Lk a GOATED flag

Do you think he's called Calgar because he's Canadian?

18.01.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really hope this means that Stan Lee's corpse can stop being puppeteered

16.01.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the writing is as good as this

15.01.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 882    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Always the people you most expect.

15.01.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rare GW W

14.01.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rat Ogre from Blood Bowl

Rat Ogre from Blood Bowl

First finished mini of 2026.

14.01.2026 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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