orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
01.08.2025 21:05 β π 29589 π 3595 π¬ 536 π 178@stavvers.bsky.social
Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies.
orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
01.08.2025 21:05 β π 29589 π 3595 π¬ 536 π 178I'd always believed democracy sausages were one of those Australian jokes in the vein of drop bears, but today in a bare cupboard and minimising washing up, ended up eating a sausage pinched in buttered white bread and it was actually pretty fuckin good.
30.07.2025 20:36 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
30.07.2025 02:04 β π 6287 π 1618 π¬ 191 π 189French sign saying (in French) "Crepes and chocolates", left arrow. "Cruel world", right arrow. Harvested from the webs, no idea of attribution.
27.07.2025 08:10 β π 4381 π 1197 π¬ 38 π 58Shit yeah imma teach starlings to scream goatse
28.07.2025 19:14 β π 80 π 18 π¬ 3 π 0"stick the ball in their net"
"got it"
oh look there's john terry putting his shinpads on
27.07.2025 18:56 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0guy on a white motorcycle in a βsucking tits and licking clitsβ t shirt. no helmet
there are heroes out there on the road too. like this guy in the βsucking tits and licking clitsβ t shirt
26.07.2025 23:30 β π 408 π 33 π¬ 12 π 9When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
01.01.2024 20:50 β π 8174 π 2179 π¬ 111 π 103No definitely every year, but only once a year, not 3-4 times
25.07.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0unanticipated consequence of Spiders Georg becoming so popular
25.07.2025 19:07 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I swear when I was a kid there was one Flying Ant Day every summer and that was it, now there's about 3 or 4. Climate change, invasive species, or just misremembering?
25.07.2025 19:05 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Say what you will about Maxwell, but she's not stupid. Pardoning Maxwell makes Trump look guilty as sin and you're practically inviting Maurene Comey to go on TV.
25.07.2025 18:32 β π 110 π 18 π¬ 4 π 0Probably the most efficient and least invasive way of age verifying on the internet is to just flag anyone using words like "unalive" or "seggs" and send them off to the kiddy table of the internet because they're clearly 13 years old.
25.07.2025 10:27 β π 79 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0oh fun times, my morning is now going to be updating all link preview images for @vaginamuseum.bsky.social so our posts don't get banned from anyone who refuses to send a copy of their passport to a billionaire
25.07.2025 09:55 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0idk what it is about German women but I read them all as lesbians and it is statistically improbable that I'm correct
23.07.2025 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, definitely know there's more out women, my big question is I'm reasonably sure less than 100% of the German team are lololol
23.07.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thank u for your vital public service
23.07.2025 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok real talk does anyone have a quick guide to which members of the german women's team are queer, because my gaydar completely collapses with germans
23.07.2025 19:57 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0It blows my mind that in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five, the most efficient and effective way of transferring a file from one device to another remains emailing it to yourself as an attachment.
22.07.2025 09:59 β π 99 π 5 π¬ 8 π 0"The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world" Inalienable Right: But that hand needs protection-protection against the physical, mental and moral degradation of unwilling maternity It is every woman's inalienable right to regulate the time of birth and the number of her children. Hers is the pain and hers the travail. To her must be acceded the holy joy of motherhood desired. Brilliant motherhood made radiant because it comes by choice. Leading men and women throughout the world say it is possible only through proper methods of birth control, perfected, now, by medical science, that a mother can regulate the births of her children.
Just wanted to share this charmingly polemical introduction to a late 1920s birth control pamphlet we have at @vaginamuseum.bsky.social because it thoroughly delighted me.
17.07.2025 10:38 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0it's wray and nephew but admittedly we do take about a quarter of the naval standard dose because we like our livers
13.07.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(me and my gf literally do this btw)
13.07.2025 18:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sure you say you have a relationship but if ur not taking daily rum rations and announcing spirits up with a bosun's whistle, how is that a ship at all?
13.07.2025 18:27 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0In 1946 the Superman Radio series broadcast the story βClan of The Fiery Crossβ where Superman brought down a Ku Klux Klan stand in using actual Klan codewords and rituals, and made it look really silly to kids and killing off a post war resurgence from which Itβs never recovered.
12.07.2025 08:24 β π 666 π 246 π¬ 1 π 0One of my favourite humans being humans things is there was about a 50 year period in the late 18th/early 19th century where a lot of physicians called the hippocampus (brain region) the hippopotamus, because a prominent medical textbook had made that mistake.
10.07.2025 22:02 β π 20 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0The shrug emoji gender
10.07.2025 10:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Honestly, all fuckin good and useful data points, and wear that goddamn dress
10.07.2025 10:38 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's a couple of workbooks which are helpful, but a really quick and dirty one is to get pals to address you by different pronouns. If your reaction to a different pronoun is kind of like nails down a chalkboard, you're probably cis.
10.07.2025 10:37 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1Anyway, it's one thing to be cis because you're just trundling through life, but put the work and questioning in. Affirm it, understand it.
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