Another Angry Woman

Everybody please clap, I just successfully did a wee and wiped WITHOUT applying capsaicin to my genitalia

This just in: I took the gloves off after prep then just fucking squished them into the pickling jar with my bare hands and now I'm burning under my nails too.

Half my face is numb I look like I've had a stroke and I don't think it's healthy to eat any more butter than I already have to try to fix my hubris chomp.

Turns out that first one I tasted was a dud and the rest of them are normal heat.

They were so tasty, I took a less cautious nibble of another. A chomp, in fact. About a third of the pepper.

Picked this year's scotch bonnet and had a cautious nibble on the end of one to check the flavour. It was delicious, sweet and fruity like a good scotch bonnet... but barely had any heat. I shrugged and prepped the batch because they'd still be good for the project I had in mind.

tbqh given how small the congregation is in most of the world, I don't think *that* would be a stumbling block

I do continue posting here in an attempt to lower property values with gunshots

also if you liked my tumblr thread from back in the day, it's all over on mastodon and continues to be updated in a way which pushes the delightfully janky tech to its absolute limits

also I cannot emphasise enough how much *better* fedi drama is. it's the proper old school incomprehensible forum drama, none of that newfangled dunking a dingus journalist because the journalists just aren't there

anyway come to mastodon most of the mods are european and desperate for new users which honestly really fuckin makes the whole experience better. if you'd like to dip your toes in just @ me @stavvers@masto.ai and I'll introduce you to the gang

Toot from me, July 2023: So the thing about bluesky is the moderation problems will probably never be fixed because the entire app is largely a demo for automated moderation protocols, and the most they'll do is add a few more words to the Naughty Words list and let the robot take care of it. This is a feature, not a bug, because ultimately the product is the ✨️tech✨️

Posted this like two years ago over on the other place and it is with a heavy heart I regret to inform you that nothing has changed and the CEO has outright admitted the product is just a fuckin demo and they'd prefer not to have pesky users all over their webbed site

My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.

Omfg I am so using this next time I don't have sufficient cheese to hand to do that job

Cannot emphasise enough how important the prayer to the ancestors is. If, like me, you're an atheist, try just saying the word for the vegetable in their mother tongue. I said the Greek word for squash and ended up seasoning with a fuckton of dried mint and it's fucking banging.

Big soup recipe
1. Put some vegetables in a pot
2. Pour over some stock
3. Say a prayer to the ancestors
4. Chuck in some seasoning based on vibes
5. Boil for a bit
6. Blitz it
7. You should have a thick orange-brown liquid. Enjoy with whatever bread you like most.

If you want to go down a rabbit hole of absolutely beautiful design for something utterly cursed, strongly suggest searching Gyraldose on wikimedia.

bonjoonheaux on tumblr: BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,". Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay. reblog from orcgirlcock on tumblr: sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did dom: i don't know... that's scary...

this post is evergreen

Farscape is very popular in US prisons It is one of the few shows that are on the free movie apps we would have on our tablets that had any decent story and production. It was very popular in the prison I was in because of that. Several times I was surprised by people who were big, gang affiliated, with a violent history and covered in tattoos and they were the biggest fans, on their 8th or 12th run of the show. Edit: Surprised by the reaction! So here's some more info: When I entered prison in early 2024, every single inmate was issued their own tablet. The tablet can make calls, texts to friends and family outside, play games and movies, etc. Everything on it you pay for monthly, except the games pass which lasts for a year. The tablets can differ though, in our city jail we had better tablets, those had better movies and you could buy real games like Pokémon and Final Fantasy Tactics. The tablets you get in prison have games more akin to standard mobile games. Candy Crush was one of the free games every tablet had so that was a big topic of discussion as well. For 7.99 a month you get access to Crackle and all the stuff that comes with it, one of the things bring Farscape. Options being what they are on Crackle, Farscape definitely stands out if youre planning on spending a lot of your time on your tablet. There are little groups that discuss it in the library and around Halloween there were some goofy fucks making costumes from the show for a laugh.

Wanted to help this escape Reddit containment: Farscape is popular in prisons (and in my house.)

The museum’s floor has a gradual slope. Our displays reference life and death. There are mannequins.

A simple, haunting poetry in this information from a medical musuem website.

Took my grandson to his junior school fete, where I also attended and was pleased to note that Pete Bate's high piss mark was still engraved in the bog tiles. I was there that day and the crowd of us cheered like mad. Pete died years ago; thankfully, his legendary piss remains.

And the goat, too. The cow is also pasted in there for some reason

Image from a packet of halloumi. A clip art scene depicting a shepherd in traditional Greek dress with a stick, playing a flute while leaning against a tree. A cow is in the background. Crudely pasted into this clip art pastoral scene is a badly cut-out photograph of a sheep and lamb, and another photo of a goat which is pasted so badly it appears to be hovering.

As a member of the diaspora, I sometimes get asked how you can tell if it's *good* halloumi or not. My top tip is to look for packaging with the absolute most dogshit, unhinged graphic design possible. If it looks like this, it's going to be delicious.

every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”

Toilet graffiti reading the key to life is to not fart too hard :( A second artist has crossed out "not" in red pen

peer review

headline: the James Webb telescope may have discovered a new class of cosmic object: the black hole star

as predicted by Soundgarden 🙏

a lot of benefits to gender neutral single stall toilets but hands down the best one is watching cis men getting furious at having to wait to have a wee like a normal person

The authoritarian ID card scheme, dusted off again, with a huge dollop of unadulterated cringe.

Yeeep, I know people who have had it and its a loooooong recovery

While we're here, also remember to never take ibuprofen on an empty stomach, and if you're using it long-term take omeprazole to protect your stomach!