I am wearing a "some people are trans, get over it" t-shirt, and a man in a cafe just gave me two slices of cheesecake when I only ordered one. I can only assume that, as well as being the morally correct choice, supporting trans people also gets you free cake.
27.01.2026 11:43 β π 440 π 64 π¬ 7 π 2
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST WINTER STORM, REMEMBER FOUR TIPS:
1. FILL UP YOUR TUB AND/OR POTS WITH WATER FOR YOUR TOILET.
2. DO NOT USE PROPANE HEATERS INDOORS. THE FUMES KILL.
3. EVERYONE STAYING IN ONE ROOM CONSOLIDATES WARMTH.
4. THE NORWEGIAN CAMP DIDN'T DESTROY ITSELF. ONE OF YOU IS THE THING.
Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
25.01.2026 17:00 β π 1678 π 595 π¬ 20 π 20
Actually don't even own a crock pot, I just wrap it up in paper and shove it in the oven!
25.01.2026 19:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Basically, for the truly lazy cooks, learn how to make kleftiko then engage with absolutely any other meat in the exact same way.
25.01.2026 19:50 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My general approach to quick, easy cooking is that in actual elapsed time it takes 20 hours to make but in fact you spend maybe 10 minutes at most doing anything and for the rest of the time you're asleep or at the pub.
25.01.2026 19:46 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
24.01.2026 20:13 β π 3319 π 641 π¬ 11 π 2
(Chelsea Dagger is a banger in the I Banged A Trans Girl And I Liked it genre, change my mind)
24.01.2026 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that about 90% of these also appear on 2000s Dad Rock Mix π
24.01.2026 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The psychic damage it dealt me
24.01.2026 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
By popular request I have threaded in a screenshot
24.01.2026 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Screenshot of Spotify playlist titled 2000s Dad Rock Mix 2000s Dad Rock Mix
Hysteria -Muse
GREEN Day Wake Me Up When Spetemver Ends american idiot
One Step Closer - Linkin Park
Dance. Dance - Fall Out Boy
Going Under - Evanescence
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Careless Whisper - Seether
No One Knows Queens of the Stone Age
Here is a quick sampler of the wall to wall bangers, pretty much none of which I would classify as dad rock, but I would say that because I'm a 2000s dad.
24.01.2026 19:07 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0
Absolutely mortified. Spotify generated a playlist for me titled "2000s Dad Rock Mix". And it fucking slaps.
24.01.2026 18:49 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0
"this is obviously a painting of a giant using his fingers to remove an obtrusive rock from the top of his fallowed field"
22.01.2026 12:24 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
AI's talking about a vagina the same way men in the Victorian times did
22.01.2026 12:21 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
this raises the glorious possibility that AI somehow actually hasn't seen enough porn and therefore based on its training data, identifies naked female bodies based on a Barbie-doll 'smooth mound',and assumes anything more physiologically complex must be male!
22.01.2026 12:18 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Also a hell of a lot of "Painting of a leaf with a pink palette" descriptions so tl;dr I am in no way worried about AI taking my job.
22.01.2026 12:16 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
My personal fave though was a painting titled "blood bowl hell" which depicts suffering damned souls drowning in menstrual blood being described by the AI generated description as "A group of friends relaxing in the waves."
22.01.2026 12:14 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 3 π 1
yeah genuinely considering it tbh because it is taking forever
22.01.2026 12:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on @vaginamuseum.bsky.social website (which our provider has started doing, wasn't a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as "a nude man". Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as default.
22.01.2026 12:09 β π 71 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0
Final screen of Super Mario Bros. (1985) β a mushroom character tells Mario "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!", except the image text has been crudely edited to read "But our paper is in another conference!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_princess_is_in_another_castle!
16.01.2026 18:54 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off YucatΓ‘n but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference
16.01.2026 18:41 β π 120 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0
No, it's a very normal map of the north, which has three Warringtons, two Yorks, etc etc
16.01.2026 11:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This train is calling at Liverpool, Warrington, Manchester Airport, Manchester Airport, Warrington and Warrington, where this train will terminate.
16.01.2026 11:19 β π 34 π 7 π¬ 5 π 0
A YouTube thumbnail shows a pig eating slop and thumbnail text that says Tired of AI slop? HEREβS REAL SLOP. The video is titled "while everyone is talking about AI Slop, Iβm still here serving the Original Slop ASMR,β with the channel name being βPig is eating slop"
13.01.2026 09:30 β π 950 π 183 π¬ 10 π 3
Like primarily she is a ghastly bigot but I think we sometimes forget that she's just absolutely fucking awful in every way.
11.01.2026 13:41 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
Right up there with the classic "wizards used to just shit themselves and magic it away" tweet. Magnificent.
11.01.2026 13:40 β π 92 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0
Cover picture of the Penguin edition of Eudora Welty's "Why I Live at the P.O."
10.01.2026 12:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you, the obvious post scales are a family heirloom
10.01.2026 11:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A photo of a pile of parcels on a desk in an office somewhere. In the background are some scales, a keypad, and something that appears to be a post manifest.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT. According to Royal Mail, this is a parcel delivered to my home.
10.01.2026 11:30 β π 34 π 2 π¬ 9 π 0
Ordered something which unfortunately was sent via Royal Mail and therefore didn't turn up. Contacted the seller, who contacted Royal Mail. Immediately after the seller contacted them, the parcel was marked as delivered with... a photo of some parcels obviously on a desk in the delivery office.
10.01.2026 11:26 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Economic migrant, cries in Procurement
Trans kiln witchβ’
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Kerry can have another social media account, as a treat
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Sentimentality mode? We were children together!
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On the bad island but not leaving.
Academic, boulderer and cat dad.
Young people call me a trans elder but I'm literally just some guy.
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Bad things are bad things no matter who does them.
Morality is not a team sport.
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Writer, formerly American, amateur Strongman athlete, nutrition nerd, death positive and author of The Anxious Person's Guide to Non-Monogamy, The Non-Monogamy Journal & Supporting Someone Polyamorous. Banner by Carson Ellis.
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Exhausted, anxious, and depressed
Love spring burd migration and evening peepers, miss cicadas all year long. Help me find joy in winter, please
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