Happy International Women's Day from your favourite International Woman. To celebrate, why not buy a book about medieval women's history, the cover of which will be marked as offensive on this website?
The Once and Future Sex a book by Eleanor Janega - Bookshop.org UK share.google/78MevtXKrK7I...
I've just remembered the weirdest news story from the town I was living in a decade ago. Three separate human feet were found in a local park, over the course of a few months. Police investigated and announced 'nothing to be worried about, they're probably from somebody's private collection.'
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ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything
MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago
OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR
Sorry for everyone who was emotionally invested in this story, I went to the pub after work. Anyway, as an update, the lorry is still there, still blinking its hazards, and it feels like it's with increasing desperation.
I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back
What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun
Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.
It literally was *exactly* that
Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking
God yes, safe pair of hands and very practical
A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.
A man has now turned up to gesticulate at the lorry in some sort of attempt to signal that it should maybe try to move from out of the middle of the road.
Alas, it makes my house too identifiable, though this may change if the situation becomes protracted and it ends up on the news
Honestly the world needs bossy ladies who become vigilante traffic controllers
The lorry appears to have hurt itself in wedging itself along the full width of the road. Bossy lady is simultaneously directing traffic and trying to guide it into some sort of less silly position.
Genuinely, I am *glued* to the window right now
A very bossy lady has appeared and taken it on herself to redirect traffic. Standing in the road waving cars up side streets.
Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal
This honestly makes me feel comfier here because I came up through twitter, the "having friends is ableist" discourse website
And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…
It has been brought to my attention that the spite donation link at the bottom of the thread no longer works. Should you like to make a gloat or spite donation to celebrate Goodwin failing completely at nominative determinism, you can boil his piss here www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate
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cc @paperghost.bsky.social
Dusting this L for Goodwin off to celebrate this, Goodwin Once Again Lost Day masto.ai/@stavvers/11...
Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey
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ITHE YEAR 2036 UNDER THE GREENS MAJORITY GOVERNMENT]
me: I can't come to work I'm too horny boss: that's perfectly fine I will still pay you
me: I know you will as it's the law boss: yes sir me: fuck you
boss: yes sir sorry sir](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nzk6qjmbfhury46r3c3ztne4/bafkreihrfuyq7pbssgkyt7q3ft4fl7yni7ihszemnc7ppx66q7mvvnqkky)
Labour Party press releases tomorrow:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
as a side note I think we should do this again, I'd love it if my job was to reach out to famous artists about their views on the news of the day, I would like to print that in the newspaper
