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Bruce Almighty

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"Radical Left Lunatic" aka an empathic, caring, intelligent person. Glory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦 Lover of tacos 🌮! Parrot owner 🦜

200 Followers  |  141 Following  |  85 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.5549

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Is it ok to wear my eclipse glasses for the rapture tomorrow? I'm certain I shouldn't look directly at it but want to wave goodbye to those ascending.

23.09.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's weird being the same age as old people!

12.04.2025 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Your Monday PSA pep talk.

07.04.2025 19:53 — 👍 273    🔁 33    💬 16    📌 1

Time flies when you're having rum!

07.04.2025 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."

06.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 19456    🔁 2776    💬 584    📌 104

What if... all the roman & Greek statues are victims of Medusa!

06.04.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You become the wolf you feed.

03.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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Happy birthday 🎂!

03.02.2025 03:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My jeans say I need to lose a few pounds.
But my sweats said, "Naw, you're good!"

31.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't recommend letting Jesus take the wheel. There were no cars 2000 years ago! He can't drive!

30.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People...You don't ask God for his source! Go research it yourself!

25.01.2025 08:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My flock: Maui on the left, Mango on the right, Kona in the background on a playstand.

24.01.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I wish there was protection from stupid MAGA content. I'd block that shit so fast!

20.01.2025 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't compare your behind-the-scene's life with other's highlight reel.

20.01.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very loud too, I imagine. But such a big personality!

20.01.2025 07:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sleep well middle finger, you've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow:

Sleep well middle finger, you've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow:

20.01.2025 03:56 — 👍 38    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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So precious!

20.01.2025 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still...gotta love those sun conures!

20.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When folks wake up…

Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.

18.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 26771    🔁 5949    💬 566    📌 192

If I'm going to be a rando, I'm going to be a total rando!

18.01.2025 09:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the best feelings is to know someone’s thinking of you. Just got a text saying they needed to hear from me. Mostly bc my bill was overdue. But still

17.01.2025 21:44 — 👍 133    🔁 10    💬 17    📌 0

Jesse is very beautiful. I hope she is as sweet as she looks!

18.01.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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They’re making some changes at the White House.

17.01.2025 22:36 — 👍 7481    🔁 1693    💬 165    📌 66
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IYKYK

15.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Year's resolution...use my gym equipment more in 2025!

15.01.2025 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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