Florence Sherman ❤️

Florence Sherman ❤️

@florencesherman.bsky.social

48, She/Her. Woke and ghey. The luckiest mermaid in the entire world. Alex Sherman's Burner account! My coping mechanism is shit-posting about gay pirates. Minors DNI. Miners, go ahead and interact.

845 Followers 835 Following 1,423 Posts Joined Jul 2023
23 hours ago
A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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1 day ago

I AM UNWELL AND WILL NEVER RECOVER

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Apparently I'm seeing "shrimp colors" 🤣🥰🥰🤣

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1 day ago
very old black and white photo of a building with the lettering ED'S ASS WORKS painted on

i needed a laugh so i looked at this picture again

when i was a kid, there was a place called ed's glass works in our town. every once in a while some teens would paint over the G and L and for a few days the sign would read ED'S ASS WORKS and to me that was the funniest thing in the world

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making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

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1 day ago

And he did. 🥹

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3 days ago
Screenshot of tumblr poll asking who would win, gayle waters-waters or lestat de lioncourt, gayle has 93% of the vote.

I’m sick and I’m not being brave about it but this made me laugh

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3 days ago
Drawing of the ship Revenge from the series Our Flag means Death in a bottle. Standing on blue, wooden whittled waves.

Sometimes, I don't like my own drawings any more after a while, but this & esp the gorgeous fic @caladria.bsky.social wrote for our Big Bang is still so dear to me <3
Please give it a read and lots of love to Cal, if you haven't yet
archiveofourown.org/works/600206...

#taketwotuesday #ofmd #ofmdart

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3 days ago

So I told one of my coworkers about Goofus Doofus and she asks for daily updates about how much it's up to. #OFMD #FandomMarket

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3 days ago

WELL DONE CREW

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3 days ago

The goofy chicken drawing and it's bidding war is so hilarious and heart-warming and I love this fandom.

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4 days ago
a tan long-haired dachshund with incredibly floofy ears sits with his front paws on a window sill and his nose pressed up against the window. he's accompanied by his stuffed squirrel friend. their reflections stares back at them. Stevie the dachshund does not see the irony in watching for squirrels with his squirrel friend. he's too busy being locked in on the happenings outside his window.

This is Stevie. He's on squirrel watch. His stuffed friend is also a squirrel, but he's one of the good ones. 14/10 (IG: longdogstevie)

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4 days ago

I actually got here on time this year!! I have a mug I painted as well as a micro affirmation deck commission 🥰

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4 days ago
Dozens of pieces of seaglass spread out on a white teatowel. seafoam blue to the left, clear in the middle and green and brown on the right

Finally washed up and sorted my latest seaglass stash :) #seaglass

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3 days ago

Everyone, I can only tell you all how BEAUTIFUL this is in person. It's on the wall right now and I'm enjoying it here as long as I can before someone wins this and gets it forever. It's stunning. Little gold accents and the details are so crisp and well-done.

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3 days ago

Oh my god. I'm crying. Wow, this is gorgeous.

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1 month ago
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🧣♥️ i would be kind for you ♥️🧣

(it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)

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a cartoon cheetah in a police uniform says oh my it is so beautiful . ALT: a cartoon cheetah in a police uniform says oh my it is so beautiful .

ALICE THIS IS SO PRETTY IT MAKES ME ANGRY?

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3 days ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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4 days ago
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This pillow exists in a little pillow-heavy corner of The Revenge called "The Time Out" corner where crew are sent to have some "reflection time" if they need some time to "reflect on their choices" before talking it through.

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1 week ago

Again 🫦

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

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1 week ago

You’re doing your best.

Trying to be kind to people, trying to be the person you want to see in the world.

You’re not perfect but you’re good. And we need that goodness right now. Thank you for that.

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2 weeks ago
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

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4 days ago

The existence of "never left" implies the existence of "always right".

Discuss.

I need to sleep.

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6 days ago

the way Stede’s eyes light up when Ed’s like “do you wanna do something weird” 😭😭😭 bye these freaks deserve each other

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a man with long hair and a beard is asking so many good questions ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is asking so many good questions
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5 days ago
Stede Bonnet drags a dinghy behind him as he runs into the sea. He's going to get the love of his life back and start a beautiful new life with him. Happy and free.

Good morning, crew!! I hope you have an amazing day!! You are capable of so much. Things may be scary, they may be hard, but they are also 100% possible. You've absolutely got this!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

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5 days ago

Listen to a record. Pet your cat. Have some tea. Do anything to remind yourself that other things exist outside of our current situation. It’ll keep.

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4 days ago
Tumblr post by sunnyyfur
“He would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires”
Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like he’s gonna tell you something about yourself that you don’t even know yet.
Reply from alsoknownasallison “now i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led  to one conclusion....
louis, you have schizophreniuh “

Sorry I’m going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days

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1 month ago
Black and white cartoon sketch of Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hooking his chin over Stede’s right shoulder from behind and  tenderly poking Stede’s left cheek. Stede is cradling the side ofmEd’s face with his left hand. They are both grinning at each other like two fools in love.

*boop*
#OFMD #OFMDfanart

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