Real Lady S

Don't berate me for being very very late to the party, but we've just binged #TedLasso over the last few weeks and I'm left quite bereft now that it's over. 😟

Put together a Joseph & Joseph laundry bin yesterday. Took every bloody ounce of willpower I could find not to:
A, launch the bloody thing through the window
B, have a toddler style meltdown at its refusal to comply during said construction.
(Managed B just to contradict husbands expectations!)

So cunning it has a tail....

When you are dead you don't know you are dead, it is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

She's giving it a bloody good go!

Don't forget, in some quarters, if you say anything often enough, it then becomes accepted as a truth, however ridiculous or improbable it may be.

Can hear this picture. #whiteyonthemoon

Ugly Elmo truck on fire in front of one of the Tangoed Tyrants towers.

How it's started.... (hang on in there for the 'how it's going)...

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I'm already angry that the shower has been used after I scrubbed it, so I'll be bloody livid when they start pooing in the clean toilets too. 'They' is husband and MiL (who arrived today for the week).

Husbands choice of channel - definitely not mine, I cant even bear to be in the room when it's on!

G Beebies news chap out in the breeze in Nottingham just said alerts have gone out to "300 million people" in the affected UK areas!!!!

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Shredless marmalade = joyless marmalade.

But loving the tasselled curtain tie backs. Very classy and clearly where all the money went!

Pep - 'But we've won 6 titles' =
Farage - 'But I've got a million TikTok followers'.

Reader - it was a rum soaked mince pie, so never gonna happen.
Cost me 500 quid at the emergency vet last winter when she ate 3 big fat sultanas, so never never ever again!

Or 'pesky'....

A fluffy cockapoo ruminating on the fact she didn't get the people food she was expecting.

The face I make when I don't get the food I expected.
#DogsofBlueSky

As someone once said elsewhere 'Cat indifferent.'

'Ovate' and bloviate.

Technically am a #PlanetRock radio listener, so just as much a dead cert I reckon! On the offending day I was in a car with others who don't appreciate the joys of #RockMusic so had to acquiesce to Heart or whatever it was!

Spent all night under just a sheet as dog was asleep on folded back duvet on the bottom half of the bed! Warm feet cold everything else!

Phew, thought I was already out as I heard it somewhere around 18th November! 🙉😤

Dammit. Lozza made selection.

Episode 3. Mad Lozza is in it.

Currently enduring 'Ultimate Farce' that husband has just discovered is re-running on itvX.
It's still cringey.

The dogs favourite squeaky banana taped to the wall in the hope someone will pay me six point two million US dollars for it.

Anyone? Yes.... you at the back. 50p you say?

The goodest girl asleep on the couch.

Our couch, our bed, all of it. She had a really shit start, so now gets the best of everything that we can possibly give her.

Oops!