@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Aww thank you π«Ά
06.10.2025 01:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0According to the adverts, Yogurt is out.
Cream cheese, Cottage cheese, and Sour cream are what you need to dump down your dairy hole.
"likes" are unsatisfying.
drill a hole in my stomach with an 8 inch auger bit so I can feel something.
Buying a balaclava, a t-shirt cannon, and a dozen footlong subs.
be ungovernable.
In my "lone dripping faucet to denote the slow passage of time trope" era
17.09.2025 16:20 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Awesome list! π€
06.10.2025 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Need a quick Halloween costume?
Try:
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06.10.2025 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Suspect: You don't have any proof!
Detective: *slowly pulls a pudding cup from his pocket
This is legitimately impressive.
06.10.2025 00:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0waiting until November 1st to do a spooky handle and pfp is a real power move.
05.10.2025 23:47 β π 32 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1It's that wonderful time of year again when the spiderwebs I've been too lazy to clean become functional decorations.
04.10.2025 19:53 β π 11 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
14.11.2024 21:15 β π 8656 π 1590 π¬ 174 π 66You are the one person in the world I trust when it comes to the "follow all" button.
05.10.2025 23:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βπΈππ«π€―
05.10.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hereβs a collection of goobers I would gladly hand deliver feeder crickets to as compensation for the lols they provide me on the daily.
05.10.2025 23:31 β π 29 π 9 π¬ 11 π 0t shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt
13.09.2025 00:12 β π 147 π 25 π¬ 7 π 2do you suck the marrow out of combos first or just eat them normal
08.09.2025 01:38 β π 38 π 2 π¬ 6 π 2i like how in every 00s kids show, all children are just a mini unlicensed version of whatever profession their parents were.
05.10.2025 22:12 β π 24 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Casual sex, but only because my formal clown costume is at the dry cleaners.
05.10.2025 20:56 β π 42 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0The h in chode is silent. The e is not.
05.10.2025 19:16 β π 16 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0on bsky no one can hear you scream
03.10.2025 19:49 β π 108 π 35 π¬ 8 π 1βI love you,β Random Generator Bot tells me.
Warmth blossoms inside me and a grin breaks across my lips. βI love you too, Random Geneββ
βPlate tectonics digest cannulas,β Random Generator Bot says.
My smile fades. βYeahβ¦β I nod at Random Generator Bot. βThey sure do, buddy.β
βRainbows are light-feeders,β I tell Scully and Mulder, βor what we call photonic vampires.β
05.10.2025 18:52 β π 72 π 15 π¬ 4 π 0Dude
05.10.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Dude
05.10.2025 17:42 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Fuck nudes, show me your penis with your clothes on, under a blanket in your house from above your roof
05.10.2025 17:27 β π 48 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0*1980s cleaning montage, but it's just me vandalizing the group chat with trash gifs*
05.10.2025 17:35 β π 19 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Snorting Dorito crumbs because I, an Innovator, have discovered how to combine the worst parts of chip consumption and cocaine use.
14.09.2024 14:10 β π 44 π 20 π¬ 0 π 0
