Path 🎉

[breaking up] its not that you did it all for the nookie fred its that you wrote a song about it

As a gay, flying from Topeka KS to Butte MT is a real TOP-BTM dream

Been rocking out at the clit for a few hours now. Might not get on the plane. Fuck the ocean.

Ah yes, that's where I am 😂
I don't even know anymore

The airport code for Charlottesville is CLT. I feel like they could have picked different letters.... Or just bucked up and added the 'i'

When Bob Marley wrote “don’t worry about a thing, everything’s gonna be alright” he wasn’t aware of all this. Or he was high. Or both.

A Waterpik, but for my brain.

illuminatty light

any time, babe 🫶

and I mean that lovingly. you're like kerouac.

Tbh, you have a couch surfer vibe.

@trickykat.bsky.social and I don't sleep. They had to put us out in the sticks so people wouldn't complain. Block parties are lit though.

Haven't been on for a bit so just saw this. Thank you for including me, friendo 🫶

Haven't been on much the last few weeks but just saw this. thank you for including me on such a great list of folks ❤️

norman rockwell image of the guy standing up you know the image

"add 30 seconds" is the only button necessary on a microwave

“the one post you need to read before you get fooled by clickbait headings”

This is quite helpful, ty ❤️

I'm not totally certain, but it feels like the fall of modern civilization started when someone did a disco version of "Have a Cigar" and no one thought to punish the originator.

*unfollows, blocks* (flirtatiously)

what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me?

15 seconds later

*sad trombone sound*

I just want America to turn back to a simpler time, but strictly in the sense that exercise should consist of strapping into a giant cloth belt contraption around my waist that shakes a bunch while I drink a martini.

just wait 'til the vanity plate people learn about t-shirts. that's gonna rock their world.

Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons.

us sconnies are a different breed though.

This is the winter of our discombobulation.

I need a paladin to come over here right now and make me a plate of nachos, because I believe nachos, if made by the right class/spec, might just fix me.

If the inside of a USB connector is blue that means it's a water type

My "saved posts" tab is exclusively populated with posts about saved posts.

never got into that hobby because imagine being stranded on an island and a bottle washes up on the shore and there’s a taunting little unhelpful ship inside