Nailed It! but for aspiring taxidermists
07.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Nailed It! but for aspiring taxidermists
07.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0due to current gas prices, i'm gonna need you to get out of my car and into my dreams.
07.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 144 🔁 50 💬 3 📌 1Happy birthday to you, friend! 🫶 Hope it rocks!
07.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry I'm late. I was hypnotized by the flames of the dumpster fire.
27.02.2026 12:05 — 👍 38 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
I can't possibly care how spotless my dishes are right now, Cascade.
Read the fucking room.
I appreciate people who arrange books, CDs, DVDs, albums, etc., by color.
It looks nice.
I'm not sure how you ever find what you're looking for, but it looks nice.
i like big butts and sodium pentothal
07.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 52 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 1Knees are the nipples of the legs
03.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 190 🔁 66 💬 16 📌 3Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza
20.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 844 🔁 141 💬 13 📌 3“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
24.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 3513 🔁 722 💬 8 📌 0Did y'all know they're out there mega stuf-ing oreos?
06.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0the moby dick guy should have set more realistic goals for himself.
06.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 71 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 0Gummo TTRPG
06.03.2026 05:48 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0For the low price of of $5 I will text you good morning each day. Add another $5 and I’ll slay your enemies
06.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 29 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1a hotdog in every hand
06.03.2026 06:24 — 👍 164 🔁 40 💬 23 📌 1Give me the beat boy and free my soul. Oh, I can’t have both? Hmmm. Then I’ll just take that beat boy. He’s my beat boy now!
06.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 67 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0They should invent water that isn't obsessed with my cuffs
06.03.2026 11:32 — 👍 82 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 0Oh great, another remake of The Adventures of Willy Beamish? Just let this franchise die already
06.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Dope af!
06.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0can I scream the entire script for 10 Things I Hate About You into your mouth
06.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 1are you ok babe you've barely haven't ok babe k babe haven't you ok babe
06.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 39 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1Wasn't me, but I've gone and liked a December media tab post now, just to ensure I don't end up on the "no fun" list.
06.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if I say "no cap" there is a very high likelihood of some cap
05.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 52 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 2If I make a joke that's clearly not about politics, I'm doing that willfully. I'm making myself think about something else for a moment, for brain reasons. Riffing with a Trump joke is an act of violence.
05.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 305 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 1The hottest trend this summer? Ball phrenology. Phrenology, but for balls. Dust off those calipers, folks!
05.03.2026 11:03 — 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1
them: hate is such a strong word
me: and yet still wildly underperforming for how i currently feel about you
the key to being cool is never doing anything relatable
ever
If bluesky had a smell, it would smell like wet cat food and strawberry cheesecake e-juice.
05.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 34 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0i just think that the time wasted dreaming about work should be subtracted from your actual work hours
19.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 163 🔁 54 💬 3 📌 0
chandelier shards crunching underfoot in an abandoned ballroom covered in vines a once revered space relocated
2056 probably