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Slack and Signal out? Following the shit with Vodafone last week. Am I being personally attacked?

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I don't usually share these kind of spammy posts but they had a one click "Share on BlueSky" and no mention of *the other place* so I kind of felt like I should reward that. Also its a great conference.

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I know it’s a joke but it’s not horseshoe theory, it’s evidence that there are more than two political leanings.

Yeah he was an inspiration to youth like meth is and inspiration to youth

Two different styles = diversity

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What a great follower of the word of Christ he was

I think it’s the presentation of it as a beverage. Like a vegan bovril.

Obviously I just tried some out of anthropological curiosity and it was great.

TIL people drink mugs of bouillon. The depravity of our species never ceases to amaze me.

he had to wait for Putin to get back to him as to whether this was in line with the strategy

When someone asks you something and you go to write "np" and write "no". Has to be the easiest absolutely-opposite-of-intent typo I experience on the reg.

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For all the things the French have achieved - croissants, killing Marie Antoinette, Amile - they could never get decimal time into public acceptance en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal...

Love to see this perspective represented so well. People assuming that its even possible is such a red flag to me. Defining consciousness in terms of observed external behaviours rather than your direct experience implies some concerning stuff about a person's perception of other conscious beings.

I really feel there should be 600 miniseconds in a second. Where this millisecond bullshit come from? How did we let this happen?

Red Leicester is more acidic. You're conflating acidity with cheesiness.

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I literally love DDG so much, for so many years, I have literally been looking for ways to support them. I am a bonafide evangelist.

Like, guys, give me a way to give you money that isn't stupid, please. General subscription, merch, even a supporter donation or something.

Hey, DuckDuckGo, do you hate money or something? I use ddg search and duck.ai every day, I love them

I noticed the "free" badge appear today and I was like "I wonder if I can pay a bit to get a bit more from this?"

However apparently you can only subscribe if you use their browser - how about no?

These boomers can’t even use crypto it’s disgusting

the trick is to use ISO date time format, largest to smallest unit. Upsets everyone equally, is undisputedly logical

He wasn’t acting in Parks and Rec was he? IRL Chris Pratt is just “what if Andy but rich?”

It’s hard to not see this as the collective human effort towards greatness absolutely collapsing

Proving you are an adult should not require you to compromise privacy. Why isn’t the system you prove you’re an adult and you get a token, you then put that token into a pile with loads of people and everyone who put a token into gets one out. I feel there should be a big push for this.

And the subsequent euphoria of finding the random selection of obscure screwdrivers you bought last time you felt like this

The emasculating experience of finding you don’t have an appropriate screwdriver to open a piece of technology