🧟‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️Nessie🦕🧛🏻‍♀️

I have a family. Friends. A woman I’m in love with who wants to grow old with me.

And every day I wake up to what powerful bigots and their loyal followers are trying to do to dehumanize me and take away everything I hold dear.

And yet I work to leave a legacy of entertainment, joy, and kindness.

If I was captured by an enormous alien race and put in a zoo of sorts, I would do a bunch of weird stuff with my poop to make them think we are all like that

guy mowing his lawn in a tornado meme. guy labeled "me looking for a new job" tornado labeled "the impending destruction of the united states by the american nazi party"

being alive right now is so stupid

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It's like I've always said: there's no faster shortcut to Oscar's gold than shouting out Jesús Franco

if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country

I’ve been seeing too many people using AI generated images to promote comedy shows and I just think that’s wack and it shouldn’t be happening!!! There’s not an acceptable excuse for it and also it looks bad! Makes it seem like the general quality of the show will be bad too!!

Hate self promo , but super proud of T Blockers, a trans hangout/horror film I made when I was 17 w no money that played my dream festivals & is now a SHUDDER exclusive & on Bluray. A personal film that feels scarily more relevant now then when we shot it, word of mouth is everything 🥹

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.

The newly added movies section on Kanopy, featuring Caligula: The Ultimate Cut, and the Anne Hathaway film Ella Enchanted

Kanopy is the best streaming service hands down

Yesss!!!

Horror is political :)

All 5 of my trans horror features are now streaming exclusively on SHUDDER (AMC) - all made for no money before I turned 20🥹

The Academy Museum in LA has a really great exhibit on this right now! It’s a bit introductory for the general public, but quite well done.

ROAR (1981)

YouTube video by Louise Weard castration movie part 2 teaser

Castration Movie Anthology ii. The Best Of Both Worlds

Now crowdfunding ~

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

youtu.be/xY1t7Li_ga4?...

This shouldn't need to be said but Again Again was made completely by human beings with no generative AI.

A scene written by a human, performed by a human, a song sung by a human, an effect designed by a human, will be better 100% of the time than the most extravagant AI slop.

Castration Movie Pt 1. irl screenings on the books so far

TBA, LA ~ Feb 15 (me w/Vera)

Stray Cat Film Centre, KC ~ Feb 22 (tix avail now)

TBA, NYC ~ 1st week of March (me w/ Jessica)

TBA, Philly ~ late May

If you've done comedy for more than like seventeen seconds you know there's a certain type of guy who goes a little overboard talking about Gremlins 2 and I am him and I'm right.

Myself, my friends, my loved ones, my family -- these things are not a subject. We are human beings. By treating us as a nasty lecture parents have to give their children, the spineless bootlickers at Pixar have ceded that ground.

go watch an Alice Maio Mackay movie on Shudder :)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO JOURNALISMS:

Watching Jackass: The Movie on Criterion Channel

hop on over to the Vinegar Syndrome site for partner’s only month and grab this quadruple bill of Alice Maio Mackay mayhem like i just did :)))

I think there's real potential for a "Who's On First" style routine, but it's someone from Boston telling another person from Boston that they saw "that Wicked movie."

Mr Henenlotter, come out of retirement. The world is ready for Bride of Frankenhooker