🧟‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️Nessie🦕🧛🏻‍♀️

🧟‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️Nessie🦕🧛🏻‍♀️

@schlocknessmonster.bsky.social

She/they 🏳️‍⚧️ 26 Filmmaker, weird clown, movie freak with bad taste Watch my short film HEAD SCIENTIST here: https://youtu.be/er8ibhVQfkQ?si=4wSAuQR7JGeSF58L

91 Followers 199 Following 7 Posts Joined Sep 2024
1 week ago
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Castration Movie Anthology iii. Year of the Hyaena A trans woman in trouble. The next part of Louise Weard’s cinematic epic.

Our crowdfunding for Castration Movie Anthology iii. Year of the Hyaena is now live :3 www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

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6 months ago

I have a family. Friends. A woman I’m in love with who wants to grow old with me.

And every day I wake up to what powerful bigots and their loyal followers are trying to do to dehumanize me and take away everything I hold dear.

And yet I work to leave a legacy of entertainment, joy, and kindness.

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10 months ago

If I was captured by an enormous alien race and put in a zoo of sorts, I would do a bunch of weird stuff with my poop to make them think we are all like that

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1 year ago
guy mowing his lawn in a tornado meme. guy labeled "me looking for a new job" tornado labeled "the impending destruction of the united states by the american nazi party"

being alive right now is so stupid

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1 year ago

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER

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1 year ago

It's like I've always said: there's no faster shortcut to Oscar's gold than shouting out Jesús Franco

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1 year ago

if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country

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1 year ago

I’ve been seeing too many people using AI generated images to promote comedy shows and I just think that’s wack and it shouldn’t be happening!!! There’s not an acceptable excuse for it and also it looks bad! Makes it seem like the general quality of the show will be bad too!!

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1 year ago
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Hate self promo , but super proud of T Blockers, a trans hangout/horror film I made when I was 17 w no money that played my dream festivals & is now a SHUDDER exclusive & on Bluray. A personal film that feels scarily more relevant now then when we shot it, word of mouth is everything 🥹

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1 year ago
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...

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1 year ago

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

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1 year ago

Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.

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1 year ago
The newly added movies section on Kanopy, featuring Caligula: The Ultimate Cut, and the Anne Hathaway film Ella Enchanted

Kanopy is the best streaming service hands down

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1 year ago

Yesss!!!

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1 year ago

Horror is political :)

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1 year ago
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All 5 of my trans horror features are now streaming exclusively on SHUDDER (AMC) - all made for no money before I turned 20🥹

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1 year ago

The Academy Museum in LA has a really great exhibit on this right now! It’s a bit introductory for the general public, but quite well done.

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1 year ago
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ROAR (1981)

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1 year ago
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castration movie part 2 teaser YouTube video by Louise Weard

Castration Movie Anthology ii. The Best Of Both Worlds

Now crowdfunding ~

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

youtu.be/xY1t7Li_ga4?...

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1 year ago
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This shouldn't need to be said but Again Again was made completely by human beings with no generative AI.

A scene written by a human, performed by a human, a song sung by a human, an effect designed by a human, will be better 100% of the time than the most extravagant AI slop.

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1 year ago

Castration Movie Pt 1. irl screenings on the books so far

TBA, LA ~ Feb 15 (me w/Vera)

Stray Cat Film Centre, KC ~ Feb 22 (tix avail now)

TBA, NYC ~ 1st week of March (me w/ Jessica)

TBA, Philly ~ late May

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1 year ago

If you've done comedy for more than like seventeen seconds you know there's a certain type of guy who goes a little overboard talking about Gremlins 2 and I am him and I'm right.

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1 year ago

Myself, my friends, my loved ones, my family -- these things are not a subject. We are human beings. By treating us as a nasty lecture parents have to give their children, the spineless bootlickers at Pixar have ceded that ground.

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1 year ago
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go watch an Alice Maio Mackay movie on Shudder :)

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1 year ago
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO JOURNALISMS:

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1 year ago

hop on over to the Vinegar Syndrome site for partner’s only month and grab this quadruple bill of Alice Maio Mackay mayhem like i just did :)))

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1 year ago

I think there's real potential for a "Who's On First" style routine, but it's someone from Boston telling another person from Boston that they saw "that Wicked movie."

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