Lewis Pierson

Even if you've seen this scene before, I bet you're gonna scream when he opens that door

and stands before yer, all chopped and gory,

his head wedged by his elbow and he's about to take a big throw-in.

He commits like no other this time of year, it's as if #Halloween was all his idea.

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At dawn, a #ray, a shaft, a beam cutting through dark cloud. Then another, piercing through, soon became an array. They lit my way, I walked all day, around half way, they fell behind me. At dusk cloudfree, I turned to see orange ball consumed by sea. I knew, at least, I’d been walking east.
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The dimly lit walls of the dingy room were aglow with an #argent sheen.

It was pensioners’ night at the Batcave, Wakefield’s no. 1 retro 80’s goth club.

Sheila put her spectacles on to see who the stranger was offering her a drink.

“Oh, Steve, it’s you. Yes, pint of Red Witch, please.”

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Me and the missus messed up. We never meant to #experiment. Now the bedsheets are in the oven and the dogs are in the tumble dryer. She’s gone arse over elbow and my nuts are roasting on an open fire. If we make it till Xmas things will be interesting. I’d hate to see the pigs in blankets.
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#Creep resistance is the extent to which a standard test specimen can maintain dimensional stability under a sustained load.

Or, the phenomenon observed in town centres on any weekend night whereby an obvious wrongun is repeatedly swerved by the local women.

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Earthly desires starting small fires beneath the behinds of folk with small minds. Basking in the #heliacal rays, finding new ways to fill our days. What if we never came home from this holiday? If this hedonistic state was the norm going forward? Could we, would we be permanent vacationers?
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Trevor never gave one fuck. Not before the #Terror. That phased him, changed him, crazed hm forever. Those that schemed it were clever. He thought he was paranoid, that was what they wanted him to believe. They’re coming to take him away, today. Ha-haaa!
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We look back with nostalgia to the times when we as a race had only the #Martians to deal with. The advances in intergalactic travel have been such that Earth is now a popular holiday destination for inhabitants of planets we’d never even heard of before. And, jeez, those guys can drink!
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We’re being observed by an #unseen eye, they used to call it “God” and we’d fear it. Then under a different guise its advertised presence was a warning that we must comply. Now, only those with something to hide attempt to avoid it, most of us carry on about our lives, blissfully unaware.
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“HI, U got NRG in XS. I’d need an ABCs to compute how much. More speed than a VW, soaring like a KLM flight. DEPT. J gonna have to bring you in.”

“Y? They’ll have to join the Q. Now F.O. I need to get some Zs.”

#energy
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I will always lap it up
Whatever you put on my #saucer
I’ll find the time to be with you
Whatever I’ve got on my plate
Can’t read the tealeaves in my cup
Because truly it runneth over
I won’t see the knife wielded by you
Until sadly it is too late
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“Up and at ‘em, mighty #atom.”

“Do I have to? Can’t I just stay here with you?”

Steven trudged to the bathroom & carried out his morning ablutions. He slipped into his uniform & slid down the bannister. He wolfed down his Coco Pops & banana milkshake.

“Don’t forget your baton, Officer!”
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“Don’t just #hover. It’s a totally ineffective means of non-verbal communication. If he’s in your way and he isn’t moving, that’s not going to cut it. You need to speak up, ‘Excuse me’ isn’t bad, he may grudgingly step aside for you.”
“And if he doesn’t?”
“Time to get physical. Try a shove.”
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“The new waitress seems very nice. Introduced herself as Ann?”
“No. She’s #android. She was trying to tell you up front that she’s an #android. Just so you don’t get any ideas.”
“Yeah, so I was right. Her name’s Ann Anne Droyd? What time’s she finish?”
“Christ, you robots are all the same!”
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“Ari Stott’ll fix your garden for you. You’ve no need to feel harried. He’ll transform that patch of dust into something far less #arid.”

“Woody pen a treatise on personal and societal struggles?”

“No, Uri Pidd e’s the fella for that. What use could a woodpecker be?”

“Ha-ha-ha-har-har!”

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“It all feels a bit … #unearthly. I sometimes question if I’m really here or elsewhere and this memory I have of my body in a physical world on a planet in a solar system was just some kind of dream. You there, where do you think we are?”

“Well, let me introduce myself. The name’s Lucifer.”
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I don’t like the thought of becoming a #beetle
I’d be constantly worried that the things I would eat’ll
Make me unwell and taste rather …fecal
No, thank you, Mr Kafka!
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“The #deluxe version comes with whistles & bells & all sort of added features.” he explained.
“I don’t know! The premium seems steep to me for some stuff I’m not even sure I’ll ever use.”
“Give me a break here, lady. If I send an order in for the economy version everyone will laugh at me.”
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All over the world there’s an #undertone. Those under suspicion are beneath contempt, the über-cool are not exempt. The higher ground has been sublet by the high and mighty lowlife set. Knuckle down, limber up, those for whom overrunneth the cup. They’ll lock us down or lock us up, comrades!
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A #piranha pissed on caipirinhas kissed this chick named Frisky Tina. Peter Piper popped his pecker in protest most peculiar. But Chopper Chorley chased our chewy chum into the river from whence he’d come. Our fishy friend felt foolish and vowed his mouth would not be for kissing ever again. #vss365

I don't know why I followed the figure in the drab #raincoat. A dirty mac often hides a pervy bloke who'll flash you as soon as look at you. Something about the hair, pinned up with clips and slides. As I followed them down an alley, turning, she shook her hair free and opened her coat.
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"You've got pizzazz, baby, you've got #verve. A cocoa and a lullaby's now what you deserve. It must be a faff being a giggle fifteen hours a day."
"Haha!" you're perplexed. "You're being jejune." you say.
"Desist, sister, you dunderhead. I've rewritten the rules, I'll rest when I'm dead"
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In Cheadle, Dave awoke in a strange house. He was hung over & not properly rested due to the noise from the adjacent room, where his friend had spent the night. The friend that he had thought was just a regular stud, he now understood to be lascivious & #libertine, libidinous & licentious.
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I shouldn't be at your beck and call.
I shan't be coming round again.
Ashen-faced won't cut it, girl.
I shun your pleas of "I'll try"
and then,
I shudder as I turn away,
a surer man would rue the day
a shapely temptress entered his life
#Ash - I love you! Be my wife?
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I don’t think it’s too drastic to call you iconoclastic. You saw my ostentatious display and you utterly smashed it. I’m not a person inclined to do something rash but you carry on like that and we’re going to #clash. Drab, puritanical, joyless I see versus fab, fantastical, peerless me.
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"You come here, with your #associate, let's call him that, both high as a kite and wanting money from me. And why? Because I was once foolish enough to have married you? That makes me a soft touch, does it? Well, you don't want to create a scene, trust me. And you, knucklehead, back off!"
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This story does not work.
It's not a good #advert
For the hopeless, foolish jerk
Who writes it.
It's really not inspired
Perhaps he's feeling tired
Probably should be fired
If anyone were paying him.
Labouring over lack-lustre words as if any good could ever come from it. And why? Man alive!
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He made his first guitar with an empty tissue box and a few #elastic bands. That thing could twang, kid thought he was Duane Eddy. We bought him his first nylon-stringed acoustic, not much of a step up but he taught himself “Cavatina”. Investing in his first Stratocaster paid off. Big time!
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#Pulp. Many negative connotations. It certainly implies a previous state ending. Not so bad for fruits & vegetables, the consumer benefits from the energy within. Awful for any kind of animal, let alone humans. But for excess stock of books, it at least promises a new life, as toilet paper.
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We need an #oasis but what we get is a mirage.
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