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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock

@llfaunt.bsky.social

Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.πŸ§Ώβ™¦οΈπŸ§΅πŸͺ¬ they/he Linktr.ee/LFaunt

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I love it!

10.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about it, and about the fact that a lot of interacting with the concept of culture involves at the forefront acknowledging a diversity of elements and local flavors in any given culture/region/landmass.

It's something that authoritarians always reach to erase.

10.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved the Mel Brooks docu

10.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I don't mean liability as in a $30 check or a year of credit monitoring. I mean $1,000 or $10,000 check to every person who's had their data breached. It needs to be nearly fatal for a business to leak millions of identities instead of a petty fine that becomes the cost of doing business.

10.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Of course, all the genres, songs, references in Bad Bunny's set were wonderful

10.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so I get that pay is comparatively shitty to dance/perform at the Super Bowl but...I hate to admit this, enjoyed the Bad Bunny halftime show far more than I liked a lot of the Grammys dance numbers.

The overhead cams & more space definitely made the difference.

10.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loool so back in 2018 I went to lunch with a friend & neighbor and I told them I hoped that Bernie would run again in '20.

And she said something like "why? It's only going to normalize extreme Left and extreme Right running, going forward. "

*saddest trombone *

19.07.2024 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I recapped this like 3 times. I have OCD. Whaddya want

10.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else in the US think "ok but what are we going to do next after this politically" like 2700x/day?

And no. Bernie wasn't the fucking problem.

10.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

always so funny to me when people are like β€œhow am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. β€œwhy did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

10.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13396    πŸ” 2651    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 435

Note: Pickup/freebies currently on hiatus. We might have another shareable bump of lemons but it will likely be a couple weeks.

10.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Box of lemons

Box of lemons

Bucket of oranges

Bucket of oranges

Overflowing box of lemons

Overflowing box of lemons

Nothing better than a satisfying burrito and some tangy garden-fresh citrus for dessert.

One of my fave things about my home city is there's a nonzero chance you'll end up knowing someone with a citrus tree.

Sampler of stuff I've picked in @steampunkwitchypoo.bsky.social 's garden over past weeks.

10.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's definitely a recent fave! Another good one @rob-sheridan.com

10.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slash county taxes if relevant

09.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My second most Republican belief is that taxes, including city sales taxes, on people with the lowest incomes, are way too high. You should be able to show stuff like an EBT card and get your city taxes on food, fuel (even if that's a state tax) and essentials waived. Plus of course a wealth tax.

09.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But also if no one was going to close it, we should've sent J6ers there to rot, and I will die with that being my most wingnut Republican belief

09.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Think I actually had this one and was proud as hell of it

09.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really wanted this one as a kid, but it was just a hair too "boy" for my mom to be ok with it

09.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, love Disco Piggy

09.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McD's signature characters were genuinely terrifying

09.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still one of the coolest aesthetics as a kid

09.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am from this reality, sorry Sinbad fans

09.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one looks so good

09.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss

09.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Them: At what age did you know

Me:

09.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuuute

09.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof. It was heinous.

09.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cher being the queen that she is πŸ’–

09.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know she's had big drama but I won't be mad if we get more Lauryn Hill in the near future

09.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoulda had Gaga on vox. Big L, Grammys

09.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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