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critic, writer, journalist author of VA-11 Hall-A: Design Works @lostincult.co.uk words: Unwinnable, VGC, Polygon, GamesRadar+, Rock Paper Shotgun, PLAY, EDGE, Into The Spine, Stop Caring, Skybox, startmenu https://ashlikeadragon.bearblog.dev/ she/her

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new york i am inside you

05.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm so sorry πŸ’œ

04.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re wondering what you can do, as many have asked: I know many are looking for a place to aim mean posts at them or whatever. It’s pointless. The real and much less id-focused answer is I need to find more work. So if you hear of any narrative design/game writing openings somehow, let me know.

03.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

"our writers are diverse"

oh yea? how many times have you sent a paypal payment to someone's deadname?

03.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm so sorry πŸ’œ

03.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Telling my date about the 2011 VICE Guide to Partying

03.03.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

not worth the asking price

03.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's never worth it danielle

03.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘οΈ

03.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

regular birmingham cafe is playing the coffee talk soundtrack

incredible

03.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tomorrow

03.03.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

manifest

03.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time i write while also being tired, i should get a medal, which means i should get a medal every time i write. which makes sense actually

02.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i would rather mercurysteam make anything else. i would be happier with a castlevania game

truly unsure what 'action first, slick' means here. it's super metroid!!! it's fucking slick!!!

02.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i do not think i could physically disagree more with the world needing a super metroid remake in the slightest

let alone from mercury steam

02.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone should make a render of them kissing maybe

02.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Exactions Mod A Complete Overhaul of the Combat in Yakuza 0, bringing Heat Actions, Movesets, QTE and Dynamic Intros from the Judgment Series and Dragon Engine games.

okay, to be fair, it's not quite the same

playing with minhgunkiss' EXActions mod

www.nexusmods.com/yakuza0/mods...

02.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the opening of Yakuza 0. Kiryu stands tall, imposing, over a terrified salaryman. For once, he actually looks and acts like a criminal. You know, a yakuza. Don't get used to it.

A screenshot from the opening of Yakuza 0. Kiryu stands tall, imposing, over a terrified salaryman. For once, he actually looks and acts like a criminal. You know, a yakuza. Don't get used to it.

absolutely riddled with fear and anxiety due to Two Days From Now so what can i do but return to a simple comfort

it's actually been a while

02.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

hey i mean i'd be happy to make you more powerful. that's a net good

02.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...i forgot this came out....

i am ashamed of myself and will likely pick this up on its next sale, thank you!

02.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ashley and american mcgee may be the single most fitting interviewer interviewee combo in history

02.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

yes! πŸ’œ

02.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ultimate alliance 3 i did not enjoy much, sad to say

02.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay, sorry, i should have mentioned midnight suns. i cannot get myself to like the gameplay. i did try!

02.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely, please tell me if i'm horrifically wrong here

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

forever mad that basically the only options for marvel games (minus insomniac spider-man) is marvel rivals [god no] and ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 [beautiful, but i cannot learn marvel right now]

02.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

i am!

02.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m available for work

I’m available for work

02.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bullshit

02.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0