Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉

new york i am inside you

i'm so sorry 💜

If you’re wondering what you can do, as many have asked: I know many are looking for a place to aim mean posts at them or whatever. It’s pointless. The real and much less id-focused answer is I need to find more work. So if you hear of any narrative design/game writing openings somehow, let me know.

"our writers are diverse"

oh yea? how many times have you sent a paypal payment to someone's deadname?

i'm so sorry 💜

Telling my date about the 2011 VICE Guide to Partying

not worth the asking price

it's never worth it danielle

👁️

regular birmingham cafe is playing the coffee talk soundtrack

incredible

tomorrow

manifest

every time i write while also being tired, i should get a medal, which means i should get a medal every time i write. which makes sense actually

i would rather mercurysteam make anything else. i would be happier with a castlevania game

truly unsure what 'action first, slick' means here. it's super metroid!!! it's fucking slick!!!

i do not think i could physically disagree more with the world needing a super metroid remake in the slightest

let alone from mercury steam

someone should make a render of them kissing maybe

The Exactions Mod A Complete Overhaul of the Combat in Yakuza 0, bringing Heat Actions, Movesets, QTE and Dynamic Intros from the Judgment Series and Dragon Engine games.

okay, to be fair, it's not quite the same

playing with minhgunkiss' EXActions mod

www.nexusmods.com/yakuza0/mods...

A screenshot from the opening of Yakuza 0. Kiryu stands tall, imposing, over a terrified salaryman. For once, he actually looks and acts like a criminal. You know, a yakuza. Don't get used to it.

absolutely riddled with fear and anxiety due to Two Days From Now so what can i do but return to a simple comfort

it's actually been a while

hey i mean i'd be happy to make you more powerful. that's a net good

...i forgot this came out....

i am ashamed of myself and will likely pick this up on its next sale, thank you!

ashley and american mcgee may be the single most fitting interviewer interviewee combo in history

yes! 💜

ultimate alliance 3 i did not enjoy much, sad to say

okay, sorry, i should have mentioned midnight suns. i cannot get myself to like the gameplay. i did try!

genuinely, please tell me if i'm horrifically wrong here

forever mad that basically the only options for marvel games (minus insomniac spider-man) is marvel rivals [god no] and ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 [beautiful, but i cannot learn marvel right now]

i am!

I’m available for work

bullshit