"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4)
16-Part Epoxy
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good news
I killed Graham
the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
We step out into the early evening. The lukewarm autumn air fills our lungs. A breeze peels auburn leaves from their branches. We've got our costumes, and we're ready for the party. It's going to be fun.
I love you so much, my sunshine. Please don't go away. beetlemachine.itch.io/libera-me
The new Sora Pro feature that builds storyboards and executes them is really interesting. Here is my prompt “an ad for the abstract concept of the feeling you get after falling asleep on your arm”
Notice the high character (and hand) consistency, multiple shots, narration, composition. All the AI.
zaza (2023)
a special new kind of post has arrived www.tumblr.com/beetlemachin...
Practicing my new power piss spell
the prophecy
okay. i'll come back tomorrow, and i'll have the same things to say, except i won't be as aggro. will that satisfy you?
i swear to god i've changed
please let me prove i've changed. i swear to god i've changed. insisting i haven't is what is turning me back into a wild animal.
tough shit. you walked around me like i'm a hand grenade, and during that time i disarmed myself, but then you put the pin back in.
i really don't want to cuss you out alex.
this shit goes both ways alex. gingey accused ME of ill intent and mental illness and i'm not allowed to be hurt by that?
i've done a lot of changing and healing and becoming a more thoughtful person and this is all tearing me back down to the angry person i've always been.
