Thank you!
On joining the green party, V or @kentonline.co.uk
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Good grief, they've written a musical about penicillin. I do hope they don't rhyme it with thrillin' or killin'. Bought tickets anyway.
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Doing my show at the Tom Thumb in Margate 13 June! She also offered me 16tb May but that's Eurovision and my heart audibly shattered at the prospect.
Oh wow! This I must see.
Oh goodness, how exciting! Keep me posted! Huge congratulations.
I'm doing Edinburgh!
My show Gag Writer will be at the Ivy Studio, 22-26 George Street, from 7-22 August at 10pm. Every night except Sundays. Do come!
Being interviewed in Covent Garden next month! Cheap wine and an epically cool venue. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/david-selv...
On the ubiquity of the paedo slur. Proud of this one.
Eventbrite refuse to promote this, even for cash, because it's adult content. It's less adult than the vagina monologues, or many pantomimes. It's grown up debate. Please show your support for grown up debate by attending. Cheap wine too. March 12, London. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/david-selv...
You can now book tickets for the Edinburgh preview of my show at the Bread & Roses in Clapham! Get clicking:
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While most people had a Sunday roast yesterday,
@melissartodd.bsky.social & I shot a few clips & the only thing that got roasted was my bottom!
Though BB did a very good job at guarding my lingerie lol
Fetlife - @time_to_play
X (Twitter) - @JosieHMarks
Spanking Library - Store 854
Ha!
Shameless plug.
Oh gosh thank you so much!
I've been called a "washed up prozzy" for writing this. Why, I'm at the very peak of my career. Also, not relevant.
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"Do you enjoy hurting people?"
With the earnest and delightful Alex Branson Cole.
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New book available on Waterstones website too, Amazon haters! www.waterstones.com/book/gag-wri...
Reading from the new book at Screaming alley cabaret last night!
Saw @melissartodd.bsky.social yesterday in Gravesend reading from her new book and I absolutely recommend picking it up www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FBL712S...
I haven't finished it yet but it's incredibly well written, very funny, and she was quite lovely in person too. So yeah. Buy this book is my advice
Thank you so much! Wonderful to meet you!
On being phoneless for a fortnight. For @kentonline.co.uk
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Thank you!
A week today I will be in Gravesend reading from the new book and telling a few mucky anecdotes and it would be absolutely ripping were some of you to join me. facebook.com/events/s/hol...
From July 27 to August 10 I will have no internet access. At all. No phone, no nothing. So if you message me here or elsewhere I will not see it. Not ignoring you or dead, just off grid. And I can't tell you why either. Yet. But it's not prison.
Look! Love it! contains a Qr code so you can get to my book direct! With huge thanks to @graemealdy.bsky.social for making it happen. Thrilled!
On blackmail kinks. For Love it! magazine. Out today! Only 99p!
Gag Writer now available on audible as well as in paperback and kindle form. Listen to my daft posh voice drone on for flipping hours by clicking here: amzn.eu/d/ixLqpwb
