@melissartodd.bsky.social
Writer, performer, elderly model. Enjoys late Victorian fiction and breath play. Melissatodd.co.uk
Ha!
06.10.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shameless plug.
05.10.2025 12:19 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh gosh thank you so much!
01.10.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've been called a "washed up prozzy" for writing this. Why, I'm at the very peak of my career. Also, not relevant.
www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/...
"Do you enjoy hurting people?"
With the earnest and delightful Alex Branson Cole.
youtu.be/dO9qNNCKz6s?...
New book available on Waterstones website too, Amazon haters! www.waterstones.com/book/gag-wri...
28.08.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Reading from the new book at Screaming alley cabaret last night!
20.08.2025 07:35 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Saw @melissartodd.bsky.social yesterday in Gravesend reading from her new book and I absolutely recommend picking it up www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FBL712S...
I haven't finished it yet but it's incredibly well written, very funny, and she was quite lovely in person too. So yeah. Buy this book is my advice
Thank you so much! Wonderful to meet you!
18.08.2025 10:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On being phoneless for a fortnight. For @kentonline.co.uk
www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/my...
Thank you!
11.08.2025 06:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A week today I will be in Gravesend reading from the new book and telling a few mucky anecdotes and it would be absolutely ripping were some of you to join me. facebook.com/events/s/hol...
10.08.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0From July 27 to August 10 I will have no internet access. At all. No phone, no nothing. So if you message me here or elsewhere I will not see it. Not ignoring you or dead, just off grid. And I can't tell you why either. Yet. But it's not prison.
22.07.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Look! Love it! contains a Qr code so you can get to my book direct! With huge thanks to @graemealdy.bsky.social for making it happen. Thrilled!
17.07.2025 15:29 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On blackmail kinks. For Love it! magazine. Out today! Only 99p!
10.07.2025 10:46 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gag Writer now available on audible as well as in paperback and kindle form. Listen to my daft posh voice drone on for flipping hours by clicking here: amzn.eu/d/ixLqpwb
09.07.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh god...
03.07.2025 15:22 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
New bookshop is open! Plunder, 32 High street, Ramsgate. Come say hi!
29.06.2025 05:38 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Look, I am third in the urban legends category! Right after swearing and shitting.
26.06.2025 19:13 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Thank you! X
26.06.2025 17:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's publication day! amzn.eu/d/73RIMD8
26.06.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2Thank you! X
19.06.2025 09:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My new book, Gag Writer, is out June 26th! Kindle, paperback or audio, read by me! Huge thanks to the fine folk at Love it! for their help. amzn.eu/d/hnTsy2V
01.06.2025 18:43 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
On teaching three women how to domme, for Love it! magazine. Out today.
22.05.2025 11:00 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ah! Thank you.
22.05.2025 10:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't know what this means but enjoying the passion behind it.
22.05.2025 10:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Journeying to Canterbury with a strap on and two pairs of dirty pants to post like a deleted scene from Chaucer.
22.05.2025 08:41 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Time for me to take off one pair of pants and put on another pair of pants and refer to it as "my career".
21.05.2025 18:59 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
It's me!
19.05.2025 16:43 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0As long as we don't have to surrender all those incredible Brexit benefits. Just when it was going so well too.
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