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Hoodie stays on cause it’s cold 🥶

Who wants to milk my cock

I literally made this post because I helped a friend set up theirs today after they saw mine was like I need one!

I literally did the same thing 😂 next time I’m just gonna have it shipped, it would have been worth it

You get me 😈 The 85s use a dimmer panel tho :(

I have a 65” LG C4 right now, I’m still so so in love with it. After seeing the dual-layer G5 in person tho I’m definitely gonna ball out on the 77” G6 when it eventually goes on discount in a couple years

Ever since upgrading to a 65” tv all I can think about is going 77 next time 😬

This is the way

I’ve been loving it so far

It’s seriously one of my favorite days of the year. She gets so excited with all the extra snacks and toys 🥰

Wooooooof yes please 🥵

Sorry I have plans, it’s my cats birthday

That sounds absolutely lovely 🥰

In a perfect world I would be… but being honest I just love pizza way too much

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Happy hump day to those who celebrate

Wooooof

I’m gonna cum in a jock and give it to you as a toy

🥺

Like that’s the price of the entire fifth babes, how are we charging this much?!?!?

So baby 👶

This reminds me of all those “WhY AreNT GeNZ KiDs DRinKiNG?!?” Articles, blaming the culture of the generation.

It’s because a vodka soda 10 years ago was $4, and now it’s $20 for some reason

been spending a little too much time on the “what ifs” instead of if the “what is”

Thank you 🥰 I’m much more comfortable in my skin than I was back then

So hot

My new drag name is Narcissa Gonorrhea

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I wish my cat alarm had a skip vacation option 😭

Pro*

I am FLOORED by the sound of the AirPods 3, so much better than my old 2s I sold a while back

And that’s not to say you aren’t conventionally attractive, whatever the fuck that even means! Who gets to decide these things anyway?