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Basically! Particularly useful for sex parties where there’s not much time for forplay or getting comfortable, and I wanna go for multiple rounds. Can also be useful if I’m just really nervous with someone which can happen

I use ED meds but mostly recreationally, and get them from my doctor so those ads are useless for me too 😂

I keep getting ads on instagram for body shaving kits and how do I tell them that I would literally never ever body hair is natures gift of sexiness why would I ruin such a wonderful thing

Woof 🥵

Photo of a man on his knees and back arched.

Photo of a man on his knees and back arched showing his hole.

It's important to stretch

Need good boy hole soon or I fear I may wither away

Please

I wanna bury myself in there 🫠

How I’m spending my Saturday 🥴🥴

😇

Wooof. I spy a horny, humpy, slut puppy! Awroooooo 🥵😵‍💫🐶🤤

Bare ass framed by a pink jockstrap against a cream bedspread. A vague reference to mean girls. And being a horny good boy.

“On Wednesdays we get humped”

Or whatever the quote is… 🩷💅👯‍♀️🥵🥺

Yes please 😈

From the other day when I was horned up thinking about all the endless sexy fun I got up to Folsom weekend

I almost DPd a buddy at Folsom too! But we couldn’t make it happen. Oh well next time

Me!

Especially frustrating as Apple was the only manufacturer for yyyeeeaaarrss with even bezels due to clever engineering of the display controller being wrapped behind the screen, and most competitors had a “chin”. Now that competition has caught up, Apple ditched it 😭 why

Yeah :/ the top and bottom are a bit thicker than the sides. I noticed it right away when I upgraded to the 17 pro, it’s most noticeable in the rounded corners. Most people probably wouldn’t bat an eye, but I love design details and that’s one of the reasons I buy usually Apple.

The bezels not being even on the 16pro/17pro is awful. Really surprised Apple did this…. I would have preferred even bezels than thinner ones

My doctor has me come back after 2 weeks to make sure it’s cleared, so far so good. I’ve been getting tested more like every 4-6 weeks anyway just because if I attend a particularly slutty event I like to get tested anyway. It’s free and only takes 10 mins why the heck not

Yeah, most likely :(

FACTS!

Yes please 🥺

Omg, that would be a dream come true 🥺

All these bitches is my sons, and imma go and get some bibs for em

Ah the classic “we’ve been trying every night”, kills at every baby shower

Parents: why don’t we have grandchildren yet?

Me: well I may not be a father, but someone’s son has been calling me daddy

could you imagine 😂

I’ve got a package for you

I’m sad we didn’t cross paths either! I had to leave the fair early because my partner got too drunk and needed to be taken home 🙄 oh well. Next year!

This is the only other photo I took all weekend, oops 😝 happy Folsom!