Rudder Sails 🔞

🔴 WEEOOO WEEOOO 🔵

This is the space police! You are under arrest on suspicion of speaking cringe over the intercom! Come out with your hands up!

I see we're getting a taste of the crimes Orion has been blamed for around the galactic sector.

Projecting self-confidence by imagining I'm hot enough to have this done to me.

H-hey, that's not fair, you know I'm a sucker for big friends like you.

But Orion, you can't just-

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Orion, that's not a hobby, that's a crime.

What's up, little buddy? Well, aside from the thing you're pressed against right now, that is.

Tugging open my waistband and glancing down.

"... Mm, yeah, okay, I've seen him."

Casually snatched from my bed in what was supposed to be a secure micro-sized apartment unit on the wall and plopped into your lap next to a raging beast. Should've known you'd need some help settling down tonight... and in the morning... and in the shower...

Are you taking volunteers, dear friend?

Please be kinder to yourself. You are loved and appreciated for who you are, not some golden ideal of what you should be contributing.

You can't just-

*sound of a waistband being snapped shut*

I think I should be allowed to sprawl on top of @goattrain.bsky.social while they're twelve feet tall because they're the replacement for the couch they broke while growing. Just some shameless fondling and groping on each other, clothes long since discarded, a massive cock throbbing behind me.

No tape needed, just your overwhelming self. High level stats could challenge me even at matched size, but now I have no hope of anything besides being nearly flattened under a cheek or smothered into the seat beneath the mass of your crotch.

Shameless and helpless in your care, my dear friend.

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Thanks, you little sweetheart!

Fortunately I found this little pegasus to keep myself entertained with. He makes the cutest whimpers when I run my fingers over his shivering little figure!

You're such a delight big or small, friend. Something extra exciting about big humans and tiny furries!

Thank you, my dear. I have plenty of water and soup to tide me over until I can resemble a regular person again!

Do you know of any shopkeepers who may have space in their pants or shoes for a tiny passenger during these trying times?

After plenty of time exploring with a fingertip or a tongue, now Nikki's figure is a gorgeous hillscape, a hiking trail of affection and admiration to savor as the inch-tall giantess grins down at me.

Down here, no one can judge me for my whims, and few can hear your delighted groans.

Snatched up like a plaything, undressed like a doll or action figure by your eager hands, helpless to resist and too flustered to even want to as you fawn over me with teasing touches and giggling words.

Thinking I'll get a brief reprieve when your hand lowers, only to be dangled over your boxers.

Are you coming in, too? The water's great, but even greater with a landmark to break up the skyline!

Feeling pretty sick today, so now's a good time to distract myself with thoughts of big or small friends.

Dangers of approaching may include: affection, kind words, grabby hands, insatiable lewdness.

#RudderWritesNSFW

Tapping on the glass and holding up a big sign that says "Looking Good!" until I get your attention.

Happy birthday to one very sweet and delightful guy, who looks great in his birthday suit!

Wanting to improve is good! It's healthy and exciting and leads to many fun experiments!

I look forward to seeing how you continue to wow and delight with your passion.

For what it's worth, I think you pull off both exceptionally well already!

A photo of a set of PMD standees at the top of the picture and a drawing of a Grovyle looking at one of the standees while a Charmander and Totodile talk to him.

Hello, Bluesky...!

I'd like to give away a full set of my current PMD standee line up to a lucky somebody here to commemorate its one year anniversary.

All you gotta do to enter is give this post a repost. I'll choose a random entrant on Feb 15 to win. Good luck, everyone...!

Even with my world drowning in the enormity of you, smothered by thighs and tail and precum and more, I keep going, tiny hands kneading along the rim of your tip. I pull myself up further, muzzle burying into the stream to plant soft kisses and licks on your slit and earn more groans, big chu. 💖

"For you, my dear Chu? Absolutely." A little body presses against the shaft, stroking and working the warm pink skin as little hands are lubricated by the plentiful precum. While I cling, using my whole self to work away, my lips press to the little cluster of nerves just below the head. 💖

Your Eeveefam art is so good, and I adore the sizeplay and casual intimacy they share in your work. Wonderfully done, Dylan!

Tiny fingers press into the soft yellow fur, clinging to your massive digits as my back arches and I moan in a little squeaky pitch. Flavor shots across your tongue in tiny spurts of pearly white, an orgasm eagerly given as much as my size and my independence.

Hard to call you a pocket monster anymore when I could fit in anyone's pocket now, but that's far from my mind now, soaked in saliva in your palm while my hips press up against every kiss and lick like the caress of a lover, which you might as well be. Your trainer, your friend, your playmate. 😵‍💫💦