#dragonage #lucanis
#dragonage #cullen
I decided to age Cullen a little 😅
Oh Veilguard Iron Bull, you live forever in my head
#TheIronBull #dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #GoldenBull
My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
Wait, I thought "mage elf who romances the most problematic cast member" was canon?
Okay, idk why but the pfp I chose makes me laugh every time I look at it.🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is because I said so.🙂↕️😅🤣
My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!
(Another joke)
(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)
I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!
(A joke.)
#DASatire
Like people need to separate fiction from reality
I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!
(A joke.)
#DASatire
Amidst this talk about striking voice actors and video games:
I hope that everyone enjoys the Oblivion remake!
I did not work on it, but other people did record new lines for it.
HOWEVER: Those who originally worked on it years ago will receive no extra money like they would in *any other media.*
The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
We made this a decade ago and when I found out Solas actually kept the arm I lost it
The account has been made again I don’t mean any of this! This is satire!🤣🤣
Lmao!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!
(This is a joke)
#DASatire
Absolutely!🥹 He needs to hear this.🥺
Oh why thank you, you should see my wardrobe!🤭 Gale is such a gentleman but he needs to learn I love him for whom he is not his magic.🥺
@missbleachy.bsky.social I hear you’re my biggest supporter! *holds out her hand*
Good Boy!!🤗
You were given the throne too by marrying Cailen, sweetheart!😒
Hmm… maybe this time you’ll actually do something.
I’ve missed you too, dear husband.😘
I never said such foul words! You’re a liar!
Hmm, lost for words I see?
(Sighs) Sorry Sehlana.
