DA Satire

#dragonage #lucanis

#dragonage #cullen

I decided to age Cullen a little 😅

Oh Veilguard Iron Bull, you live forever in my head

#TheIronBull #dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #GoldenBull

My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!

(Another joke)

(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)

Wait, I thought "mage elf who romances the most problematic cast member" was canon?

Okay, idk why but the pfp I chose makes me laugh every time I look at it.🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is because I said so.🙂‍↕️😅🤣

My way is the only way to play Dragon Age, everyone must play as a rogue elf! It’s canon because the concept art depicted as such!

(Another joke)

(Seriously, it’s an RPG, do what you want!🥰)

I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!

(A joke.)

#DASatire

Like people need to separate fiction from reality

I can’t believe we have to 10 million years for Lucanis to kiss Rook! We should’ve been able to smooch him after the Ossuary!

(A joke.)

#DASatire

a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

Amidst this talk about striking voice actors and video games:

I hope that everyone enjoys the Oblivion remake!

I did not work on it, but other people did record new lines for it.

HOWEVER: Those who originally worked on it years ago will receive no extra money like they would in *any other media.*

The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!

(This is a joke)

#DASatire

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Trespasser Spoiler (Our headcanon) Solas Positive: Solas gets asked for her hand in marriage. Some datamined stuff from the patch were released. If you’ve seen them, there could be a beach party wedding. Fandom is currently very tense....

We made this a decade ago and when I found out Solas actually kept the arm I lost it

The account has been made again I don’t mean any of this! This is satire!🤣🤣

Lmao!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Lucanis romance is like eating a Cheez IT without the cheese or the crunch! It absolutely has no flavoring in there, oh sure there's salt but you need the crunch!

(This is a joke)

#DASatire

Absolutely!🥹 He needs to hear this.🥺

Oh why thank you, you should see my wardrobe!🤭 Gale is such a gentleman but he needs to learn I love him for whom he is not his magic.🥺

@missbleachy.bsky.social I hear you’re my biggest supporter! *holds out her hand*

Good Boy!!🤗

You were given the throne too by marrying Cailen, sweetheart!😒

Hmm… maybe this time you’ll actually do something.

I’ve missed you too, dear husband.😘

I never said such foul words! You’re a liar!

Hmm, lost for words I see?

(Sighs) Sorry Sehlana.