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marty πŸ•ΈοΈ

@josephlisgoe.bsky.social

he/him britcom enthusiast! twelvety (twenty one) will yap about all my hyperfixations (tv shows from the 90s and 00s).

82 Followers 54 Following 246 Posts Joined Nov 2024
11 months ago

oh yahh i remember, what a loser. genuinely get a grip.

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11 months ago

went to costume measuring and the person doing it was like clocked your no.9 tattoo! love it. and then i was forced at gunpoint to yap about it, psychoville and the league it was so distressing.

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11 months ago

ohhh the one who stalked people and cosplayed papa lazarou?

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11 months ago

man hasnt been on bluesky for a few days has a new freak appeared.

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11 months ago

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11 months ago
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11 months ago

one of my favourite things about no more jockeys is when one of them (usually alex) make a joke and the other two are just like :/.

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11 months ago

taskmaster confirmed for april and i already wanna apologize for the person i will become in 3 weeks time

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1 year ago

maintenance man just asked who the men on my wall are. had to be like 'legz akimbo theatre company'. too embarassed to divulge anything else.

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1 year ago

i was literally saying this all day at work yesterday when stuck cleaning for three hours!!!! everyone looked at me very confused lmao.

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1 year ago

might steal this but i know if they didnt say me id challenge them to an actual fight to prove id win and then get fired.

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1 year ago
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my beautiful serenade destroyed. five points if you can figure out what it said.

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1 year ago

played the taskmaster card game last night and tell me why in order to 'do a bad thing with the best apology' both my sibling and her boyfriend's apology was a shot. five points.

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1 year ago

going to work in fifteen minutes. but for now i enjoy farty ice pop rob beckett.

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1 year ago

literally!!! my friends who have gone have had quite high profile people so it's flabbergasting to think who they could pull out next! currently just praying for them
to film it with someone interesting (not hard considering the track record) so can see it again because already miss it.

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1 year ago

charlie higson! was great bcos obvs in the programme its got the fast show so was well known who he was. i am so excited to see who their last guest will be considering theyve already had the league reunion!!!

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1 year ago

NO FUCKING WAY. who was the guest when you went? i know mark was there like two days after i went and i was crestfallen lmao.

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1 year ago

its me and my 'despite everything its still you' tattoo against the world.

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1 year ago

do tell????

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1 year ago

its swooped!

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1 year ago

rewatching greg davies: the back of my mums head. very funny man i love him so bad.

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1 year ago

each sites being a cunt w audio and wifi so itd be great if you had any hacking knowledge to do so. gonna try again when home because it keeps making me chortle w the utter despair on my face lmao.

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1 year ago

you're not a bother. i wouldve done the same thing! they bring them over to MY table and expect me not to drink them? fuck that thats on them mate. how long did it take them to realise?

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1 year ago

doododoodoo very busy and important work going on at this spoons table doododooodoo please stop glaring at me from the bar for being on me onesies for ten minutes dododoodoo.

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1 year ago

at spoons w mother and sister and they left just as i ordered a drink to the table so now im being seethed at for having a table. man is not moving i am afraid and thirsty.

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1 year ago

you can never escape.

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1 year ago
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hello my g. unsure why power stancing.

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1 year ago

choosing to lie until i believe it for my own sanity πŸ˜›

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1 year ago

he had to stop and think about it tbf so yeah! not just the usual 'oh thank you' so! a win is a win!

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1 year ago

oh. it was. i was so normal until the very last minute and then panicked and was like IM SO SORRY I WONT and he was like 'its alright dont worry' and i turned to my friend and kind of squealed 'why did i do that'. oh well. good job i dont embarass easy.

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