marty 🕸️

oh yahh i remember, what a loser. genuinely get a grip.

went to costume measuring and the person doing it was like clocked your no.9 tattoo! love it. and then i was forced at gunpoint to yap about it, psychoville and the league it was so distressing.

ohhh the one who stalked people and cosplayed papa lazarou?

man hasnt been on bluesky for a few days has a new freak appeared.

(?)

one of my favourite things about no more jockeys is when one of them (usually alex) make a joke and the other two are just like :/.

taskmaster confirmed for april and i already wanna apologize for the person i will become in 3 weeks time

maintenance man just asked who the men on my wall are. had to be like 'legz akimbo theatre company'. too embarassed to divulge anything else.

i was literally saying this all day at work yesterday when stuck cleaning for three hours!!!! everyone looked at me very confused lmao.

might steal this but i know if they didnt say me id challenge them to an actual fight to prove id win and then get fired.

my beautiful serenade destroyed. five points if you can figure out what it said.

played the taskmaster card game last night and tell me why in order to 'do a bad thing with the best apology' both my sibling and her boyfriend's apology was a shot. five points.

going to work in fifteen minutes. but for now i enjoy farty ice pop rob beckett.

literally!!! my friends who have gone have had quite high profile people so it's flabbergasting to think who they could pull out next! currently just praying for them
to film it with someone interesting (not hard considering the track record) so can see it again because already miss it.

charlie higson! was great bcos obvs in the programme its got the fast show so was well known who he was. i am so excited to see who their last guest will be considering theyve already had the league reunion!!!

NO FUCKING WAY. who was the guest when you went? i know mark was there like two days after i went and i was crestfallen lmao.

its me and my 'despite everything its still you' tattoo against the world.

do tell????

its swooped!

rewatching greg davies: the back of my mums head. very funny man i love him so bad.

each sites being a cunt w audio and wifi so itd be great if you had any hacking knowledge to do so. gonna try again when home because it keeps making me chortle w the utter despair on my face lmao.

you're not a bother. i wouldve done the same thing! they bring them over to MY table and expect me not to drink them? fuck that thats on them mate. how long did it take them to realise?

doododoodoo very busy and important work going on at this spoons table doododooodoo please stop glaring at me from the bar for being on me onesies for ten minutes dododoodoo.

at spoons w mother and sister and they left just as i ordered a drink to the table so now im being seethed at for having a table. man is not moving i am afraid and thirsty.

you can never escape.

hello my g. unsure why power stancing.

choosing to lie until i believe it for my own sanity 😛

he had to stop and think about it tbf so yeah! not just the usual 'oh thank you' so! a win is a win!

oh. it was. i was so normal until the very last minute and then panicked and was like IM SO SORRY I WONT and he was like 'its alright dont worry' and i turned to my friend and kind of squealed 'why did i do that'. oh well. good job i dont embarass easy.