Stabbins McGee, simple country mathematician 🇵🇸

“Skibidi rizz” sounds more debonair in Spanish: “la carisma esquíbidi.”

Trapezoidal lamina with pseudo-gradient fill.

For teaching center of mass along a lamina of variable density, I coded a thing in Desmos that’ll automatically make color gradients along with the number of RGB colors you give and the level curves you define, giving the illusion of a gradient fill. I hope you use it! www.desmos.com/calculator/l...

I think we can frame this as a stars-and-bars problem too. They’re just common enough in these Japanese & Korean problems to catch me by surprise every time!

Oh dang, thank you! I was looking at Pascal’s triangle, trying to find the connection to binomial coefficients. This helps a great deal!

Someone I knew in college is sending out save-the-dates for his wedding. It’s not the first time he gave out a bunch of STDs.

Every hep-cat I know got a lot less popular when they shortened it to “hep-C.”

Thank you so much! If each value occurs on Pascal’s triangle, then of course, that makes it possible to represent each value as a binomial coefficient. I’m not near my notes at the moment but I already look forward to working this out when I can!

D’oh, thank you! I wrote down the wrong sub-case! For the sub-case I wrote, I got 70!

This gives me a weird craving for Pad Thai with sprouts!

All I’m saying is, there’s an outside chance that decades from now, someone will admit in a public forum that they voted for this but deny knowing how bad it was going to get. Now is a good time to gather evidence that yeah, they fucking know.

Normalize squeezing from supporters an admission that they’re knowingly supporting and voting for genocide. Maybe it won’t do any good, or maybe someday they’ll deny they knew there was a genocide and you’ll have receipts.

Serious Question for #MathSky: Is there an easy algorithm for counting possible integer tuples? As part of a larger problem, I’m looking for the number of quadruples (𝑓(2), 𝑓(3), 𝑓(4), 𝑓(5)) such that 2 ≤ 𝑓(2) ≤ 𝑓(3) ≤ 𝑓(4) ≤ 𝑓(5) ≤ 6. I got 15 by brute force, but there must exist an easier way.

Harley Quinn (standing straight up) and the Joker (cowering in fake contrition) in Batman ‘66.

Cesar Romero stood 6’ 3¼“, so Harley Quinn must be a giant.

Youths today don’t realize that in the 80s, every third commercial was a middle-aged salesman screaming at you that you could get furniture and appliances at low prices because he is deeply mentally ill (and extremely guilty of tax fraud).

Aunt Harriet mentions a noise from the Batcave in Batman ‘66.

Come to think of it, isn’t it deeply unethical not to tell Aunt Harriet that she lives directly above an operational nuclear reactor that is understaffed and was clandestinely installed with no official knowledge or oversight?

Quote from Batman #42: “It sends me!”

“Sends me” appears in a comic book from 1947. Time is a flat circle.

In Batman #156, Batman has a traumatic flashback to a virtual reality test he’d recently done.

Seems kind of ironic that the silly 1960s era is the only time that I’ve seen it acknowledged that Batman would have to have extreme PTSD.

Not great to save the porn years for last.

Every Which Way But Loose (1978) poster.

An annoying man who heard you like the Clint Eastwood action-comedy Every Which Way But Loose (1978):
“Oh really? Name three ways besides loose.”

Jumbo Carson in Batman #156: “Though I’ve become small, my weight and density is [sic] the same! Like an ant, I’ve got prowess many times my tiny size! Hmm! That gives me an idea in how to get even with the Welles gang…”

I’m just a simple country mathematician, but I was raised to believe that a man’s mass and density can’t remain the same while his volume plummets.

If kids are being too annoying with that 67 meme, there’s an easy solution: tell the least popular kids at their school. My classmates deadass stopped playing with pogs the day after I blew my allowance on them.

Back in the 90s, when Tom Hanks famously transitioned from comedy to drama, I really thought his plan was to do a different genre every decade. We could’ve had dozens of Tom Hanks westerns.

I came so close to finding a way to wrench that movie title in, but I was worried I’d look like a total Doork!

Jerry Lewis cameo in the Batman episode "The Bookworm Turns."

One thing I’ve never understood about these Batclimbs: why would someone as rich and famous as Jerry Lewis live in the giant warehouse where the Bookworm is plotting his latest literary larceny?

Robin in the Batman episode "The Bookworm Turns": "A perfectly ordinary asbestos book cover."

How is Burt Ward still alive?

It’s me. I am someone you love who suffers from moderate-to-severe fartosis.

Batman’s (Adam West) cowl with obviously asymmetrical eyebrows and nose lines.

AI slop has instilled in me a new appreciation for things that look clumsy or asymmetrical, things obviously drawn by a human.

Come to think of it, a battering ram on a hinge that unfolds out from a car’s chassis has at least one pretty clear failure point.

Adam West pretends to read a lepidoptery book in the Batgirl pilot.

I love when Adam West starts flirting. You can tell he’s not acting and it’s not part of the camp. The gears are turning in his head like, “This young co-ed can’t resist when I turn on that [1967 equivalent of ‘skibidi rizz’].”

I know much is made of the line between religion and cult, but it seems to me that a big sign of the latter is when there’s an MLM.