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Disney’ Robin Hood live action remake not moving forward says director. (I’m assuming this is because they couldn’t figure out how to make the fox hot enough.)

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly this would have sucked.

Do not mess with perfection!

Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny - Blood Knife The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.

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YouTube video by Letterman Mr. T Is Steamed About Hulk Hogan | David Letterman

Mr. T is a classy dude. He didn’t get along with George Peppard but said he loved him. He faced hazing from other wrestlers but he still spoke highly of them. This was the day after the Hot Properties incident, so he knew a lawsuit was coming. Still made sure the show went on. youtu.be/JaXgystB1Gw

If I could do my childhood over again, I’d perform Shakespeare in English class and do all the fights yelling, “STAB STAB. STAB STAB STAB.”

Married… With Children early cast photo.

Ed O’Neill and Amanda Bearse got along as well as their characters did. I wonder how awkward this was.

Maybe it’s because I’m autistic, but it seems like etiquette is just a set of social bulwarks between the powerful and whatever makes them uncomfortable.

If I were Black Keys frontman Dan Auerbach, today would be my favorite day of the year. I’d hear people say, “I want my hour back,” and I’d be like, “You rang?”

The funniest scenario is most likely: his senile ass actually did approve that $200 million ad campaign.

It seems like AI’s biggest proponents are all themselves creepy simulacra of human beings.

If we were living a movie, this would be the start of the super-depressing time skip.

Sometimes I wish he hadn’t so I could reply to one of his tirades with, “Shut up Wank Martindale.”

This is true: Chuck Woolery blocked me on Twitter because I asked him if he sees the irony that such a staunch social conservative spent 11 years hosting a game show about getting two people in a room and seeing if they fuck.

All three Melinoë statues unlocked in Hades II.

I’m not big on difficulty because I’m old and dyspraxic. Legitimately shocked that I did this.

Just found out the BBC had no trouble editing out “Free Palestine” within the two-hour delay, but the N-word just sailed right through to the final broadcast.

Corey’s and Kristi’s affair will have an ugly end if Corey is a furry.

I wish there was a platform like YouTube but instead they rewarded content creators for getting to the fucking point.

I believe the writers had good intentions with the Federation. But one reason “objective” perfection is better aspired to than depicted is that, if such perfection does exist, it becomes a Procrustean bed. Then all the non-Federation aliens seem irrational, inimical, or unenlightened.

I think Roddenberry’s vision of a “perfect” Federation means the UFOP always engages out-groups with a presumption of superiority. Thus, there always exists a tacit air of condescension. Plus some alien races are thin reskins of real-life ethnic stereotypes, most blatantly the Klingons and Ferengi.

Don’t mistake rightists opposing the war with growing a spine or a soul. They smell blood in the water. When the king is perspiring, the courtiers are conspiring. And when the inbreeding has gone on for a while they become dull-witted enough to do it in public.

Iranians aren’t Arabs but I’m tired of American politicians bombing this one region just to assert penile legitimacy.

Shit, I had no idea this‘d be one of my few posts that actually gets eyes on it. I’m a lifelong Trekkie. I’m just frustrated that Picard’s ability to discuss and negotiate his way to peace doesn’t work in real life. Real people are messy. Human nature is intransigence and indifference to evidence.

That’s valid. But the STEM professor in me finds the Prime Directive frustrating: Starfleet technically violates it every time anyone finds out they or any of their members even exist!

I haven‘t tried watching Star Trek: The Next Generation in years. I feel like it would make me angry at this point. The show, while well-intentioned, is mostly a white, colonialist, center-left fantasy that all it takes to cure evil is to raise some good points.

They say that the road ain’t no place to start a family
Right down the line it’s been you and me
And lovin’ a plumbin’ man ain’t always what it’s supposed to be
Oh, Peach, you stand by me
I’m your Mario
It’s-a me

KFC * @kfc -3h THE SPIRIT OF THE COLONEL JUST LOGGED ON TO OUR ACCOUNT... HE IS NO00000OT HAPPY RN

oh shit oh fuck oh god

If only there was a previous time when the United States could have learned why it’s a bad idea to swoop down and create a power vacuum in the Middle East.

Bebop & Rocksteady by Ben Bates.

Bebop & Rocksteady have always been my favorite characters in the entire TMNT mythos. They’re a mutated Rosencrantz & Guildenstern.

Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, Bebop, and Rocksteady by Kevin Eastman and Ronda Pattison.

Every time Kevin Eastman draws Bebop & Rocksteady feels like nature healing.

I’m fucking tired of my people serving as the western world’s hecatomb because they think going too long without violence shrinks their dicks.

u/DarwinGoneWild avatar DarwinGoneWild • 21d ago The only and I mean only remotely negative thing I’ve ever heard anyone say about Rodney is that he sells poison milk to schoolchildren. That’s it!

Trying to piece together the controversy with Game Night Picks and Watch It Played. At least I stumbled on this absolute polished gem of a comment.