Depends on the strength of the chocolate and the size of dog
dog-chocolate-calculator.vets-now.com
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That guy
Depends on the strength of the chocolate and the size of dog
dog-chocolate-calculator.vets-now.com
That's very true- how many dogs have died from a chocolate overdose? I think this is a lie peddled by the vet industry, which is controlled by private equity and insurance firms. This is depressing but if you want to see how the NHS will operate under Farage, look at how the vets operate now
15.11.2025 23:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0*takes cigarette from bejewelled case*
My dear child, my intelligence has always been absolutely artificial
I swear dogs used to be fine eating chocolate and now it apparently kills them and I feel this is somehow the fault of Woke
15.11.2025 23:00 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0It was!
15.11.2025 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
15.11.2025 14:59 β π 224 π 31 π¬ 4 π 3Demand an encore of "Jesus' Blood". Make him play it 840 times
15.11.2025 22:21 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It is weird how much travelling in this country is just making a short term interest free loan to a train company/government.
15.11.2025 17:39 β π 158 π 27 π¬ 6 π 3It was great
15.11.2025 22:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's finished
15.11.2025 22:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whatβs on the end of the stick Vic?
THE BOND MARKET
The Smell of Reeves and Starmer
15.11.2025 21:40 β π 24 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1Interesting long i/v for COTW fairly recently. He tells a good story...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
He's from there! Homecoming gig
15.11.2025 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here we are
15.11.2025 20:33 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*checks what the Bill Clinton thing is*
What
I am in GOOLE, soon to watch the composer Gavin Bryars perform in a church
15.11.2025 17:02 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Being in a different time zone & on here, Iβm stuck with Americans writing stuff like βIts crazy to me that we live in βhousesβ with chairs & windows & tables & stuff & weβre expected to deal with thatβ
14.11.2025 23:54 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0You need to read this as performatively as possible, show up the "men are reading to make themselves more attractive" sentiment for the lie that it is.
14.11.2025 13:29 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh yeah that was very off
14.11.2025 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very ugly scenes on twitter i remember when lots of people who i presume knew neither he or Deborah Orr were furiously taking sides in their divorce
14.11.2025 10:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0He hasn't really changed or done anything reprehensible, he's just fallen out of fashion
14.11.2025 10:45 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0True
14.11.2025 10:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like he's quite frowned upon nowadays but the essays in this are a pleasure
14.11.2025 10:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Dump him, girl www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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14.11.2025 10:26 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Oh dear
13.11.2025 23:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has anyone checked the age gap in this one
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