Rob Palk @robpalk - Bluesky Profile

How Much Chocolate Can A Dog Eat? Use Our Calculator To Find Out Dog chocolate toxicity poisoning can be fatal. Use our dog chocolate calculator to find out whether your dog has eaten a dangerous amount.

Depends on the strength of the chocolate and the size of dog
dog-chocolate-calculator.vets-now.com

15.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

That's very true- how many dogs have died from a chocolate overdose? I think this is a lie peddled by the vet industry, which is controlled by private equity and insurance firms. This is depressing but if you want to see how the NHS will operate under Farage, look at how the vets operate now

15.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

*takes cigarette from bejewelled case*
My dear child, my intelligence has always been absolutely artificial

13.03.2025 08:40 — 👍 59 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

I swear dogs used to be fine eating chocolate and now it apparently kills them and I feel this is somehow the fault of Woke

15.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

It was!

15.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day

15.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 224 🔁 31 💬 4 📌 3

Demand an encore of "Jesus' Blood". Make him play it 840 times

15.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It is weird how much travelling in this country is just making a short term interest free loan to a train company/government.

15.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 158 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 3

It was great

15.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's finished

15.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What’s on the end of the stick Vic?

THE BOND MARKET

15.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The Smell of Reeves and Starmer

15.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

BBC Radio 3 - Composer of the Week, Gavin Bryars Kate Molleson meets the much-loved composer, Gavin Bryars

Interesting long i/v for COTW fairly recently. He tells a good story...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

15.11.2025 21:37 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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15.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's from there! Homecoming gig

15.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here we are

15.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*checks what the Bill Clinton thing is*

What

15.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 1

I am in GOOLE, soon to watch the composer Gavin Bryars perform in a church

15.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Being in a different time zone & on here, I’m stuck with Americans writing stuff like ‘Its crazy to me that we live in ‘houses’ with chairs & windows & tables & stuff & we’re expected to deal with that’

14.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

You need to read this as performatively as possible, show up the "men are reading to make themselves more attractive" sentiment for the lie that it is.

14.11.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah that was very off

14.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very ugly scenes on twitter i remember when lots of people who i presume knew neither he or Deborah Orr were furiously taking sides in their divorce

14.11.2025 10:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He hasn't really changed or done anything reprehensible, he's just fallen out of fashion

14.11.2025 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

True

14.11.2025 10:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like he's quite frowned upon nowadays but the essays in this are a pleasure

14.11.2025 10:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0