I mean, all of these photos are from an actual museum in Yorkshire.
Rob, you should open a small museum in some windswept town on the Yorkshire coast, Filey or whatever, Rob Palk's Museum of Marvels and Wonders with a dancing lager drinking bear automaton and loads of this sort of kitsch stuff. You wouldn't need to physically be there. Cash cow.
Be surprised if the horoscope/future plans section of this were accurate
Yassified Queen Victorias
Just a masterpiece of 'that probably sounded like a pun that worked in someone's head one morning', the visuals still give it that extra comedy including the mustard allowing for a more conventional idiom
They didn’t even think to call them Rubber Bonds?!
Look at Battling Ringo Crust Ahead here
I want my rubber bands to make me feel like a sexually profligate hired assassin
Be surprised if the horoscope/future plans section of this were accurate
Oddly fairground-esque Beatles jigsaw
She’s serving in that second pic
Perfect gift for the young Morrissey
Yassified Queen Victorias
Downside: its face can fall off
Why does it look like a mugshot
Think of the joy of having this in our home
I should spend 300 pounds on this horrifying "Alive Chimpanzee"
Still no correct guess, although @robpalk.bsky.social went for Footloose which came on very shortly afterwards. But the answers are a great grab-bag of 80s classics. I'll give it a clue at 4pm. I didn't mean to make this into a quiz format, but here we are.
I hope it's really dubious
@rickburin.bsky.social now there's a name i haven't heard in years
Footloose by Kenny Loggins
the manosphere is what I call my balls
Absolutely cannot WAIT til this comes out, I am going to have so many lovely arguments.
This company could make themselves billionaires and all retire by 40 if they simply listened to what consumers really want, which is an animatronic head of George, the Hofmeister Bear
Thankyouverymuch
Either that or the same company's equally nightmarish Alive Elvis
I should spend 300 pounds on this horrifying "Alive Chimpanzee"
I think this was my favourite scene in "The Crown"
It was felt that, dwelling as it does on both land and water, an otter would have expertise in two of the fields of conflict, unlike man, a primarily land-based species.
At least an otter wouldn’t have put us back on the gold standard.
