@thejordynmarie.bsky.social
Here cuz y’all told me to come. ✨
“IBYITWAICTYO” - for the space constraints and the irony.
11.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actions over words.
06.08.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tryna decide if a tooth is more vile than a hair…and angry this question ever came to be in my mind.
05.08.2025 23:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I’m “should I pack my hyaluronic acid serum for this trip or can I thug it out for a few days?” years old.
17.01.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know DAMN sure I took my “Strongest Warrior” subscription off auto-renew…so why is 2025 already coming in this hot?!
15.01.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every Eagles game should not require 3+ emotional support group texts. 😩 Whatever it takes, I guess!! 🦅🦅🦅
13.01.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m deaaaddd
12.01.2025 01:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😩🤣🤣
12.01.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wild Card 💀🤸🏾♀️
12.01.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And yes I can love Christ and make wishes at 11:11! He listens to those, too! 😌
12.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01-11. I set intentions at 11:11, asked the universe for a sign, and got one shortly after. I’ve tapped into a new level of spiritual awareness and I’m so excited to see what I manifest. 
God has already placed inside me everything I need. I’m fittna be out here making real ass magic happen. ✨
Thank you my love! 💖 I feel so special! ☺️☺️
04.01.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once when I worked in the gov’t ten years ago I suggested we use a semicolon in a notice we were sending out. The looks I got! 🤣 I was told we had to write everything at a 5th grade level so the majority of the population could understand it.
26.11.2024 02:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0