heidizzle.bsky.social

Everyday i wake up and i am grateful i am not british

Stitches by shawn mendes

Not all about looks, some people want to care for a dog who needs help or rescue them.

should we ask your mom?

They literally dont treat anyone else ljke this just me

Had someone explain diluting without actually using the word 🤦🏻‍♀️ like do you think i dont know this basic shit????

Skmetimes i just think people just want to be smart at something BUT NOODLES? REALLY? U WANT TO BE BETTER THAN ME AT MAKING NOODLES?

Why are people explaining how to make noodles and how to open a fruit cup what do i look like to you 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ i literally dont understand

Visual description: cute girl flipping you off from the tiny window of disposable

Have you ever wondered what the world would look like if you lived inside of a disposable and looking out from these sticky windows

Nobody show this to the men, and if somehow the men get their hands on this BAN THIS FROM THE CLUBS

These people think if they repeat something to me three times i’ll only hear it on the fourth 😑😑😑

Why arent my tweets blowing up too

I want to go to sleep and wake me up when people stop calling their dogs “doggos” “fur baby” let’s go back to calling them dogginas

If hating me for no reason was a job my aunt would be rich

I’m a lyrical miracle

Poly, yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna smoke a bowl

Music addicts be like one more song

I’m watching Hunger on a full stomach

If i was president i would ban pajamas with no pockets

If health is wealth i’d be broke as a joke

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Me after blowing smoke into everyones face at the thanksgiving dinner table

Lets get this to 1,000,000 likes guys

Ambulances have the worst wifi

I want to make a POTUS blue sky so they have to pay me for my @

Holy cow i actually thought about smoking while using the bathroom… that was Noooot barbie girl of me

I feel so bad for ppl who have to spend their thanksgiving or christmas in the hospital so im happy they have stuff like this for them. Ya but i’d hate to get a needle poke before breakfast