people being like ' omg jfk jr and caroline are ultimate relationship goals" when he's literally the reason she's dead lol
i love writing my substack essays imagining all 70 of my subscribers coming over to hang out in my house and listen to me rant about things while i stand in the kitchen with a glass of wine in my hand, stirring delicious smelling things cooking in various pans on my stove for everyone
what does wuthering even mean
Every stage of this process - his arrest, spending a year in jail, being dumped on the streets to die - would be deeply shameful in a society that actually valued human life.
my heart is a house. the door's unlocked and there's beers in the fridge
imagine hating me and i'm just in my room like
people overusing george orwell quotes lately reminds me of march 2020 when ppl were writing a ton of "love in the time of c*vid-19" poems
thought i hated texas but it'll be 74 degrees by next weekend and im going hiking in the mountains so nvm
waiting for the part of early summer to come where i can bring a bag of grapes to the pier and sit by the water watching the boats go to and fro
Thinking about becoming one of those people who likes frogs so much that it becomes a serious problem for me and others around me
my 67 year old neighbor came over to borrow my snow shovel with a coffee cup filled with whiskey in his hand and told me cats know about quantum physics and also time travel
snow day vibes // made peppermint tea, went for a walk in the snow with my dog, worked on my novel, made a homemade pizza
i find the immediate commentary and short form video content made on current events to be a stressful and mostly useless way of processing news
cmon guys. enough with the george orwell quotes
time is a jelly and im having as many scoops as I'd like
please don't eat that. that's my emotional support sumo orange
constantly finding myself in situations
make burgers great again - maga slogan for a new mcdonalds campaign
i love my dumb little life. sometimes when i'm feeling down I'll remind myself I'm my own little video game character. i can take myself on random side quests any time i want
from “Letters to Emma Bowlcut” - Bill Callahan
I love looking at paintings and being reminded of what's human
if you're deeply stressed can i recommend dance parties at the end of the day, alone or w/ friends? not a cure but it helpsss
my friend's uncle, drunk off 4 coors and a shot of whiskey, is trying to convince me to join the air force. sir i used to write listicles about new girl and taco bell for a living.
standing in front of your fridge eating out of various mini jars on a sunday night can be so personal
concerts should stop selling shitty $22 bud lights and start selling peppermint tea, vanilla oat lattes, a humble cappuccino. give the people options!!
i can't wait to move back to chicago. cozy polish dive bars, biking next to lake michigan, and nothing but existential dread in a cute winter coat
back in ann arbor for the first time in years. remembering the joy of being a farm kid coming here as a teen and it was the biggest city i had ever been to. i ate greek food and bought a pair of doc martens for the first time. memories are cute sometimes
my favorite brain rot conspiracy theory is that trump is a time traveler
