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Editor @codewordagency.bsky.social. Previously @pastemagazine.bsky.social, @law360.bsky.social. #DuvalTillWeDie πŸ† Opinions mine. [he/him]

2,116 Followers 1,373 Following 4,714 Posts Joined Jun 2023
7 hours ago

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Heredi2ary: Paimon’s Reign

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11 hours ago

I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.

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10 hours ago

Yes this!

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10 hours ago

Then again, that kind of feels true of HEAVY METAL in general. A generational banger, shaped like an anti-banger.

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10 hours ago

β€œNina + Field of Cops” has no business working as well as it does.

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11 hours ago

Tough call but it’s β€œHalf a World Away.”

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11 hours ago

The Knuckles to Bhayshul Tuten’s Sonic, with LeQuint Allen as Tails!

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11 hours ago

Really like this signing.

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12 hours ago

Fantastic vibes guy, will miss Dewey.

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14 hours ago

ok!

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14 hours ago
Wallace of Wallace & Gromit leans forward, his eyes wide, bathed in red light. Caption: β€œwhat the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land”
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16 hours ago
Satirical Vice headline: 
We Paid A Freelancer To Say A Thing You Like Is Dogshit
Because The
Google/Facebook
Duopoly Ate The Whole Digital Ad Market And Now Harvesting Hate
Clicks Is The Only Viable Business Model For Online Media
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17 hours ago

Target 2.0?

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17 hours ago

On your deathbed, you prompt your ChatGPTbot to summarize your life. It leans forward, taking your hand in its cold, metallic grip and says, β€œYour existence was satisfactory.” You flatline before you can finish asking, β€œOkay, but did I optimize it?”

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17 hours ago

❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
βœ… Things were okay.

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17 hours ago
FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social β€’ 59s
Trump: I am not worried about an Iran-backed domestic terror attack.
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TRUMP: NOT WORRIED ABOUT IRAN-BACKED
DOMESTIC TERROR ATTACK
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Trump: I am not worried about an Iran-backed domestic terror attack.
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17 hours ago
Edited Tim from the mudpie ITYSL sketch: β€œShouldn't have had such a stupid opinion”
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Preview
U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

An important story www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

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18 hours ago

That Wilt Chamberlain guy…pretty good.

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19 hours ago

Just now clocking Crosby’s FURY ROAD tattoo, hell yeah.

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20 hours ago

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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20 hours ago

If I was an opposing GM, I wouldn’t be too keen on future dealings with DeCosta.

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1 day ago
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The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

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20 hours ago

I love β€œMr. Brightside,” by The Unalivers

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21 hours ago

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

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22 hours ago

Aggghhhhh

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1 day ago

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

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1 day ago

Okay but thinking this way is not how we get out of the nightmare. We can’t altruism our way out of fascism.

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