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Luke Haines

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Currently - Luke Haines and Peter Buck. Black Box Recorder. Minus 5 (when called into service) Swell Maps (occasionally) Formerley - The Auteurs, Writes a bit, paints a bit. Strums guitar.

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Yep. Totally agree. No dole, no student grants. I've no idea how a bunch of young kids get it together. I mourn the days when a bunch of 'chancers' could bag a record deal - with a bit of dosh - and record some cool singles, maybe, and an album. Tour the toilets. That's the start...

04.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Re that Quietus piece; it's also a timely reminder that the two important producers/engineers of 5 of my early albums: Phil Vinall and Steve Albini, are no longer here...

04.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Auteurs Sing Uber Hate: After Murder Park At 30 | The Quietus This article was originally published in 2021 As an opening track, β€˜Light Aircraft On Fire’ is a vicious, lip-curled statement of intent. After a brief tease of melodic guitar, Luke Haines crashes int...

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Hadn't realised it was 30 years ago - alot of albums have passed under the bridge in that time. Ta @thequietus.com for reprinting this.

04.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

02.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4592    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 54
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stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app This is good.

27.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we'll reenact it live at the Palladium.

25.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜We’re a pub friendship – with songs attached’: deadpan dazzlers Black Box Recorder return, thanks to Billie Eilish Their unnerving songs about car crashes and suburban ennui, sung in a sparkling yet unemotional RP, stood out from the Britpop bloat. Now, thanks to a certain singer taking their streams stratospheric...

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Nice Graun piece on BBR. Much thanks to @luketurner.bsky.social

25.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Radiohead and the Indie(tinder)sticks have never been known to exhibit one iota of wit in their half century of 'serious' rock. I find this difficult.

23.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Noncept. Strong.

20.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next stop outside Sandringham for a photo shoot!

20.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew Saxe Case.

20.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Glass of brandy and a revolver? But I guess that would be the honourable thing to do...

19.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Gene Vincent - Topic Cat Man

Happy birthday, Gene!

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11.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the interests of transparency I shall be releasing all my texts to Peter 'Mandelson' Mandelson before Black Box Recorder's London Palladium show.

11.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to Tate Britain for my annual pilgrimage to the Richard Dadds. Avoided the 'Turner versus Constable - the rivals'. What halfwit curators think up this nonsense. I can only look at one painting at a time. Galleries are stupid.

03.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œNo one is illegal on stolen land. F* ICE.”

β€” Billie Eilish, during her GRAMMYs speech

02.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
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Nice review in Uncut of the new, yes new! Swell Maps album. I played on a couple of tracks and even got to write a song!

31.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Sniffs, mutters* Pearls before swine. #onfiretoday

28.01.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*High voice* 'Placebo are collaborating with the RSC and soundtracking Brecht'
* Demarcates stage and phones Paul Mason*

28.01.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Portal | The Quietus This week the Portal looks forward to Krankenhaus and selects a variety of features about headliners past and present.

thequietus.com/portal/ The Quietus @thequietus.com @luketurner.bsky.social have put up an old piece about yer Black Box Recorder for our return to light entertainment. Ta Quietus people.

28.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with this writing is that the NME (and Swells) didn't have the intellectual rigour. E.g. The Trotsky quote - the Russian Futurists morphed into Marinetti's Italian Futurists - Mussolini's lackey's. The whole piece can be pulled apart as such. God, i'm writing into the NME letters page!

19.01.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking for my Mercury Music Prize runners up gong from (ahem) 1993. I intend to give it to Donald Trump, its rightfull owner.

18.01.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

The real King of Rock n Roll.

16.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lists are for shoppers not rockers. But the following are all great live albums:
Beatles Live At The Starr Club
Dr Feelgood - Stupidity
Kiss Alive
Totales Turns - The Fall
1969 - Velvets
And VU Live At Max's Kansas City - for Jim Carroll's interventions.

16.01.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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From Dylan to disco, BeyoncΓ© to Bob Marley: the 30 best live albums ever – ranked! Peter Frampton’s Frampton Comes Alive!, one of the bestselling live albums of all time, is turning 50. You won’t find that on this list, however: instead there’s metal, soul, and an β€˜indecently exciti...

From Dylan to disco, BeyoncΓ© to Bob Marley: the 30 best live albums ever – ranked! www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

Wholeheartedly agree with Jerry Lee at number 1. Unarguably the greatest live album ever, and the Killer is backed by Surrey's greatest rock n roll band: The Nashville Teens

16.01.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feb 2nd, my pal Nick (who plays keys with myself and Peter Buck) will be questioned by John Niven about his early exploits with those Crashland chaps. Go, I am.

16.01.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love The Fabs Gene Vincent/ Hamburg period. Billy Childish is almost right when he claims that Live At The Starr Club was their greatest record. Almost...

16.01.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've just found out that simpering halfwit Robert 'Rob' Jenrick is 15 years younger than me! My staunch resolve to never vote for any of these pricks has been borne out.

15.01.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOW[E]: released on this day in 1977

youtu.be/JhZqsYkl1zI?...

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14.01.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Not an unreasonible request.

10.01.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0