Luke Haines

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Blackbox Recorder tix go on sale tomorrow. 9am.

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And the best one, in at no 50..... The Auteurs .

The text on this screen is like an unreleased Fall song.
I'm enjoying reading it in Mark E Smith's voice.
What can it all mean??

Yes we are! Tix on sale December 3rd.

Entirely normal Friday at heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com - everything 0% off!

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Black Box Recorder are playing The London.Palladium next year. It's not nostalgia - it's revenge.

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Maybe...

Big news coming tomorrow. Watch this space.

I saw Milkweed at the ICA recently. There were people wearing Sowester's. It wasn't raining.

It would be even funnier if, one glorious day, their incessant, inane, witless, self-involved mooing was silenced by a grand piano falling out of an overflying cargo aircraft, but it's something.

Five ways for England to claw something back;
Deport Zac Crawley
Deport The Barmy Army
Play Test Cricket
Don't allow people called Olly near cricket bats. (The Ollying of English test cricket has had a lasting negative effect, not least on me).
Grow mustaches pronto.

Another awful thing about this terrible *cricket* day. Is that I find myself agreeing with everything Michael Vaughan has said. A bleak realisation.

Frankly, I think the whole England team should be interred once they return.

I guess the positive of the stupid second batting innings by Stokes and co, is that we surely must be nearing the end of the 'Zac Crawley Experiment'. Surely...surely...

1978, Brisbane. Pre-Lindy Go-Betweens

Portishead! Really, I don't think i've ever heard anyone say a bad word about Portishead! Are we making stuff up again?

Today, I am playing at being John Aspinall. This afternoon I shall 'rewild' the living room with wolves.

All's unfair in love and war.

Yes, innit.

Good. When we recorded it 30 years ago our aim was for Pete in the future to viscerally dislike it, so job done.

Bleakly amusing that Black Box Recorders 100 million streaming royalties are going towards Sweden's investment in tech warfare in preperation of Putin maneouvres. That's showbiz kid!

Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall's Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook | The Quietus First published in 2015, Steve Hanley’s memoir The Big Midweek (co-written with Olivia Piekarski) details his 19 years as the ‘backbone’ of The Fall. Perhaps second only to Mark E. Smith himself when ...

Great piece in @thequietus.com today featuring a video of our mate Stewart Lee interviewing his mate @stephenhanley6.bsky.social about his memoir that Stew has just narrated for a soon to be released audiobook! The watch is less exhausting than this post! 💥 #thefall

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I know the BBC are preoccupied, but I've recieved no reply re my complaint about how incompetent the Red Team were on Bargain Hunt (October 26th broadcast). And how they didn't even appear to be taking the game remotely seriously.

Re last post about ISB Likky. It's a grim Mail gutter piece. I'm glad she's alive, but she clearly doesn't want to be tracked down by tabloids, who's only agenda is mocking women who age.

Wow! Likky lives. In Sacremento of course. Home to Squeaky and Sandy and the SLA, and now Likky.

Guitar heads! Probably futile yet genuine question: Any views on Epiphone P90's vs Fender P90s? I await your silence people.

Considering franchising all my artistic output to Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Everyone else is and I don't want to miss out.

Btw. I have a load of messages on here that I can't access. So if you do want to tell me something. Just tell me, no one's on here anyway!

Amused by the seriousness afforded to John Cale's collab with pop queen Charli XCX. You can fool some of the people all the time etc.