blitzflare

blitzflare

@blitzflare.bsky.social

23 Followers 32 Following 396 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 day ago

And if there was anybody left to charge him with a federal crime, they would. Except there's nobody left since the feds don't care about their own committing offenses.

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1 day ago

They were planning for Iran to close the Dardanelles for some reason to sabotage Ukraine.

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2 days ago

See, if you angrily complain about it, they won't make it again.

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2 days ago

Agreed, way earlier. At least the 90s in my area for high holidays and after that my memory gets fuzzy.

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2 days ago

We've been living this way since... what? At least 2017 with heightened security but truthfully a lot longer (probably close to 20 to 30 years at minimum).

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3 days ago

I'd say change it to blue light special but you'd probably anger whatever is left of Kmart.

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3 days ago

@bozitatarevic.bsky.social

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3 days ago

Man this took me for a trip.

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4 days ago

So dont let one of his teammates punch him. Got it.

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4 days ago

Your head is now pillow. Might need to go into concussion protocol.

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4 days ago

Ack. I missed by a year. Thank you.

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4 days ago

@elizablackstock.bsky.social Curious, have you done a story on the 1976 Firecracker 400? One of the few races in NASCAR history with 3 women drivers starting (one of which is the only woman to race in F1 and NASCAR iirc).

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4 days ago

Definitely wasnt going to make it. But I also blame the idiot driver.

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4 days ago

I wonder if Bibi is trying to use the Trump method to cancel elections.

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4 days ago

Looks like the car was going too fast to navigate the turn. I blame the user for blindly trusting a known faulty system.

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5 days ago

But then he can't tweet.

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5 days ago
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a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can ALT: a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can

He'll just resort to this:

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5 days ago

The new Thundercamarofalconbird.

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5 days ago
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This, probably.

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5 days ago

"Block"

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5 days ago

He's studying to replace someone in the current administration. Based on what is there now, he may not need much studying.

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5 days ago

Trump will gladly kill the US economy in order to avoid admitting he was wrong.

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5 days ago

Hey man, clearly the people at Google stocked up on Amphicars.

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5 days ago

I've seen GPS try to direct people to make a u-turn while in the middle of the Henry Hudson Bridge in NYC.

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6 days ago

Kid should give you soup.

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1 week ago

At least we are hiring incompetent idiots isn't a dunk though, it's an airball.

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1 week ago
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Hiring only the best Americans!

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1 week ago

Whoa... don't get all out on a limb like that.

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1 week ago

Trump has no issues moving fast and breaking things... then making YOU apologize for questioning him later.

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1 week ago

We've always been at war with Eastasia.

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