weeder

Woooo we did it!

Happy Halloween

tuxedo cat in halloween pajamaswith a hood standing next to a pumpkin

it’s still halloween until we go to bed

I did grade this one a little blue, usually leave color as is

Something to wash them down with

:) thanks!

Thanks! It was a few mornings ago kinda hazy.

Fabulous

Dude in price master costume

A museum display of a mostly nude caveman with my vibe next to a skeleton

Terrible picture of me but it was great to meet ceej at the bluesky Halloween party!

Asked her to pose extra spooky for Halloween

Me wearing my gargoyle costume, which is almost completely purple. A purple men's suit, paper mache gargoyle mask with horns, a fake medieval column concealing my legs, and fake paper mache legs perched on top.

Me wearing my Cerberus costume; a paper mache three-headed dog mask with a spiky collar, and a men's suit decorated with some flame graphics. The suit and mask are black, and my shirt and shoes and the dog collar are all red.

Me wearing my Creature from the Black Lagoon costume; a green suit of shiny scales with a purple shirt and gold tie; my paper mache Creature mask is shiny green and wearing a small gold crown.

Me wearing my spider skeleton costume. My black suit is painted with a semi-realistic human skeleton. There are four fake arms, for a total of six. My hands and the fake hands are wearing white gloves. I'm wearing a white shirt with a white bow tie that's not visible as it's hidden behind my big paper mache spider skull mask, which is white with six black eyes.

I've gotten into this habit over the last decade or so of basing the vast majority of my Halloween and Mardi Gras costumes on a typical men's suit. I really like it; I'm fancy like that.

They're calling my one man show "a tactile experience you won't forget" featuring "textures we hadn't considered"

We will meet or exceed sales projections this quarter and the weather outside is lovely.

Saying "I need to make you aware of something" and then it's something good.

I would never

Mom, I'm in a skircle!!

‼️

Woah cream cheese!

I might struggle to eat in the bounds of a method

*crossing peacoconutnut off my mood board

Thank you, it took me a long time to realize I deserve it

They have the technology, they know it would be good, but they won't do it

I just want coconut peanut butter ok, that's all

Never seen it but I guess they do seasons like Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter

Image sequence of Futurama's Fry tipping into cryogenic chamber, time passing, he's awake and looking out the window showing futuristic city reflections, he sees a billboard that reads "Ridiculousness' Canceled at MTV After 46 Seasons"

Tonight, on an all-new episode of The Somber Ombudsman

So great

Me wearing my jack o' lantern costume. It's a men's suit that's bright orange with a classic jack o' lantern face on the jacket. I've got a pumpkin lid hat on my head and an opaque orange spandex mask covering my face. My shirt, tie, shoes, and gloves are all orange. I'm leaning forward slightly with my arms slightly out to my sides; a silly spooky pose.

Closer view of my jack o' lantern costume to show the face and hat a bit more.

I would like to wish you a very happy Halloween. 🎃

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined