Oh heck yeah
A Helleborus orientalis enjoying her first spring in this shady woodsy spot 🌱
Getting prescription sunglasses. Doctor says I'm not cool enough.
Never give up
I know I talk shit sometimes but I'm happy for them
Reporters are also bookies now
I would have left the country if I had known. I would probably live in South America.
Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image
luna says good morning and hooray!
Braying ass donkey
That's right
Editing in client offices today, sighing and grunting a lot so they know they're getting their money's worth
You got me by .0006 dangit
🫡
Some funny some...poignant, reflective, cringe
Secretary of Posting
Oh no worries, terrible advice for sure
Preemptively putting out a lawn sign that says “Can’t mow the lawn this year cause of the oil thing”
Lol sorry
Sweet
Eh he had his moments
Thunderstruck. She was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Not really.
Yelling to my fellow gasoline pumpers "it didn't have to be this way!"
Could go either way
Just one ha
My three rabbits are named Philip, Seymour, and Hopman
Shaving isn't inherently perverted but the first guy to do it was
Oh my you have to delete this before they wake up
My cat is British so when she makes biscuits they're actually cookies.
Futures are down. Your futures. Also, the stock market is down.
