Colby’s Big Banana 🍌

Colby’s Big Banana 🍌

@colbymaddox.bsky.social

🍌 Bearded, intact 20-something gay guy living in Seattle 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Here to share superhero memes, general geekiness & excessive NSFW posts 🍌 And… Yes, my banana is big. Why do you ask? 🍌

1,988 Followers 156 Following 3,446 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Happy Pi Day to those who celebrate.

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I'm a hung dude who was on my high school swim team. Let me tell you, the struggle is real!

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Meanwhile, at the urinals

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Saturday morning gingersnaps

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The struggle is real, stud.

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Too bad the Dems in Congress don’t even *try* to stop this war criminal, child rapist & convicted felon. Too bad.

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Who wore it better?

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You’re everything I want or need 😍

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Hopefully it doesn't suck

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Taking a Very Special Gingerboi to the Big Top tonight... if the snow stops

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Gonna have to teach them some manners!

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How your email finds me

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Meanwhile, at the urinals

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It's time for Foreskin Friday, boys!

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2 days ago

I'm suddenly hungry for turtle soup.

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Again?

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The buffet is open!

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Beast Boy is waiting for you

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Dick Slip Thursday is here again!

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I'd fuck that

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Are you asking me out? Cuz, ummm, I'm engaged, dude.

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"What are my brothers doing?"

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Meanwhile, at the urinals

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4 days ago
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How much longer do you think we’ll need to wait to open this bottle? 🤔

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"Ummm... So, bear stole my clothes..."

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"Am I doing it right, Coach?"

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