Thoroughly Educated Duck

Actual footage of other countries responding

He’s been fucking up for the past 10 years but he’s too dumb to know it

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Wall art at Union Market in DC reads, “OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY.”

Look closer. Fallen soldiers’ names: Nicole Amor, Declan Coady, Noah Tietjens. Each marked, “DID NOT HAVE TO DIE.”

And at the bottom, the gut punch: “FIGHTING IRAN FOR THE EPSTEIN CLASS.”

He's one of the worst people who has ever lived because he’s US president and can do so much damage. If he were president of the neighborhood association he’d just be another annoying schmuck

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Why we’re in this war in the first place:

Well step one would be for them to extract head from own ass

Will Hunting knows

And then everyone gets measles because they’re fucking that up too

You mean like how in the Epstein files that poor child he raped took a risk when she bit his 🍆 ?

He raped that poor girl who bit him on the 🍆

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Ironically he is correct that the enemy is indeed inside the gate

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Ok but not sure why

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

It’s a fucking cartoon

USA used to be known for science and humanitarian assistance. **used to**

Go ducks

Officer David Rose, 33, a former Marine and DeKalb County officer, has been added to CDC’s memorial plaque, honoring those who gave their lives in service of public health. He died protecting our CDC campus, staff, and contractors during a 2025 act of domestic terrorism fueled by misinformation.

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Congress

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That guy could be a Batman villain

DOJ is Hiding Trove of Documents About Trump’s 13-Year-Old Accuser Why can’t we see the all the files in the 3501.045 sequence?

🚨🚨 Dozens of documents detailing FBI interviews with an Epstein victim who accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her as a 13-year-old are being kept under wraps.

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What we need is an intrepid reporter

You heard it here first

Small price to pay for covering up Epstein files

He doesn’t even know how to put in his pants by himself