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Thoroughly Educated Duck

@educated-duck.bsky.social

Satirical, opinionated waterfowl. Proud Avian-American! I had 253 gazillion followers on Twitter before coming over here (or maybe not). Plz donโ€™t feed me any bread.๐Ÿฅ๐ŸคฌโœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ”ฌโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿž

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๐Ÿฆ–=๐Ÿฅ

16.11.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bunch of penguins are running in the snow with the words run away behind them ALT: a bunch of penguins are running in the snow with the words run away behind them
16.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm. Looks same from inside.

16.11.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Latino US citizens racially profiled by federal immigration agents in Chicago: โ€˜I felt like a piece of trashโ€™ The Tribune spoke to U.S. citizens and green card holders who have either been questioned or detained during Trumpโ€™s Operation Midway Blitz.

โ€œTheyโ€™re not even treating me like a human being.โ€ Our Sunday story with @lauranrodriguez.bsky.social and Rebecca Johnson about Bovinoโ€™s agents racial profiling throughout Chicago. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/15/l...

16.11.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is me at 15. Iโ€™m a child.
Iโ€™m a CHILD.

15.11.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39654    ๐Ÿ” 5882    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1048    ๐Ÿ“Œ 257
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a woman sitting on a couch with a glass of wine and the words hell no ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with a glass of wine and the words hell no
14.11.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fatherland

14.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head in front of a screen that says thursday on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head in front of a screen that says thursday on it

Crupidity

14.11.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man in a blue suit is giving a welcome back gesture ALT: a bald man in a blue suit is giving a welcome back gesture

When she gets there

14.11.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself ALT: winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself
14.11.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only way to read something that is 100% perfectly accurate is to focus on what is happening in real time right now. Just go out and read/observe/listen to real people at the mall

12.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a purple tie is making a face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple tie is making a face .
12.11.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had the opportunity to review the work experience and skills of numerous people who were laid off or fired from public health jobs by Donald Trump.

I want every taxpayer to know that the US has lost an immeasurable number of the smartest, most experienced, and hardworking people on the planet.

12.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 834    ๐Ÿ” 265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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yoda is disappointed , i am . ALT: yoda is disappointed , i am .
12.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a barbie doll with a flower on her head ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a flower on her head

Misinformation Barbie

12.11.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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three men are laughing while driving a car with the words thermometer 10 on the bottom right . ALT: three men are laughing while driving a car with the words thermometer 10 on the bottom right .
12.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In Aurora, Illinois, ICE GOONS abducted a woman on her way to work today. They also stole her car and prevented her from providing all the necessary information to concerned neighbors. (November 12, 2025)

12.11.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 248    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Reminder that Mikey does not work for this administration. He is not trumpโ€™s press secretary! He is supposed to be leading the checks and balances

12.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A recent leak from an ICE detention facility near Houston shows hundreds of detainees packed into a shared room without beds or bathrooms. The footage highlights allegations that the facility's air conditioning is kept on maximum, intentionally subjecting occupants to freezing conditions.

12.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1073    ๐Ÿ” 878    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 105
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a man with blonde hair is making a funny face with his mouth open in a room . ALT: a man with blonde hair is making a funny face with his mouth open in a room .

Still a better Hercules than sorbo

12.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My left butt cheek has more understanding of and appreciation for American history.

12.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says " what i am beginning to see are cylon faces " ALT: a man says " what i am beginning to see are cylon faces "

Fetterman was a maga sleeper cell just waiting to be activated

12.11.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK jr has forever besmirched the Kennedy legacy

12.11.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words any one of us could be a cylon . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words any one of us could be a cylon .

Fetterman was a maga sleeper cell just waiting to be activated

12.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is literally abducting and deporting โ€œforeign talentโ€

12.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fetterman was a maga sleeper cell just waiting to be activated

12.11.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK jr has forever besmirched the Kennedy legacy

12.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have encountered a similar phenomenon in the duck community where misinformation from the anti-science pro-bread movement convinces humans to feed us bread at national parks ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ

12.11.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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