Neither am I. Sigh.
17.04.2025 16:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@spitefulspikes.bsky.social
THE QUEEN OF MEAN!
Neither am I. Sigh.
17.04.2025 16:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HELLLOOOO!!!
You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account 
#SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons. 
She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon. 
I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one
I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .
17.04.2025 16:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?
17.04.2025 16:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
17.04.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"๐'๐-๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐'๐-๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐!"
Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario. 
#SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP
                               ใ โก + โป ? ใ
"๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐!"
Yeah, me neither.
17.04.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday...
[She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
++ camera. The photo was chaos.]
16.04.2025 17:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0++ the dark blue haired one with the buck tooth. Roy is also pink but he's got sunglasses. Morton's got the star pattern over one eye... aaaand Junior is the one who looked like me when the crown's off, and pre-transition.
[These kids were wily, they weren't even posing neatly for the ++
[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.]
My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
๐๐จ๐๐ก, ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ! ๐โ๐ฆ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐งโ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ! ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ฌ, ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ง ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ค ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ, ๐ฆโ๐ค๐๐ฒ?
#SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP
ใโก / โบใ
Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through!  Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'.
[Smirk!]
Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.
16.04.2025 16:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior! 
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
?????????
16.04.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would.
[Scratches her chin.]
Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.
16.04.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.
16.04.2025 16:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1So yer god, huh? Wasn't expectin' a twink. . .
16.04.2025 16:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .
16.04.2025 16:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.
16.04.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.
16.04.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1[The lightning is bouncing off everywhere. When there's a pause in the lightning, she reaches into her shell, and pulls out a blue flower. It turns the turtle all frosty and ice balls start firing out of her palm!]
16.04.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1[Hides in her shell, the lightning bounces off the shell and shoots back at StormFly. Oh, oh no.]
16.04.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1[Fire crackles around her mouth, clearly disrespected.]
I'll melt you down to liquid, clothes-dryer!
BWAH!? Koopas are a dignified race! I'm the queen of 'em, so better bow at my feet, you overcomplicated toaster!
16.04.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1