"the" too and then the omission of "the" before "leaves" in the last sentence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
If you think you have a better intro paragraph go outside at 3:19am Eastern time tonight and tilt your head back and close your eyes and open your mouth
Unmmmmmmmmm greatest intro paragraph everrrrrrrr??? 😩🗣️ Speak on it white boy
I will still turn inside oit
#journaling #openwounds #festerwatch2026
Most personal thing I've ever posted #NewEra #Diarymode
Woke up this morning and hit my shin so hard on th corner of the bed it made some sort of black hole in my skin, gf woke up and asked what was going on and hunched over in pain I said "I'm doing something"
exactlyyyyyyyyy
(calmly patting my son on the back) speak on it Whiteboy
kinda gay if you're a cop or ambulance and you put your siren on. "Here I come :P" ass
Playing this song in my room by myself and trying this out and fuck it's so entertaining
Lol @ the alt text
Putting on Red Right Hand during le sexehtimes and hitting the Soy Face every time the bell rings
Simple as.
That's awesome
the average human eats 8 spiders in their sleep every time they have a sleepover with Greg
Opened youtube and first recommendation was "Yoga for neck hump," which I have not done and I do not have, and would have been a diabolical pull in a first date situation
basically i've slowly devolved into saying this in my head whenever I pass another guy in public no matter what
69 has always been funny. 67 has been funny recently. But 68 is slacking - however, i Believe in it, and I think you should just start laughing at 68 to make it feel better, and pretend it's a small person who is sad and needs our positivy. In fact - let's pretend all numbers are little people
Found myself describing the Pop Corners Kettle Corn flavor popped chip as "a revelation" in my head
(touching window gently) protect me from Outside
Reach out and touch face
(responding audibly to Ebay email) yeah i'm gonna buy a used tire off Ebay lol (jacking off motion)
imagining the white equivalent of a blaxploitation movie poster and smiling from ear to ear
Basically when I got to the part where an all-indigenous casted rogue Oompa Loompa cohort starts making candy out of white children they called in this gigantic guy (6'6" at least) named Kroger (like the store) to escort me out of the building
Well, Adult Swim immediately gave a hard no to my new sitcom idea, "White Slaves." The good news is that they said it was their favorite of my slave-based pitches so far.
(having an idea to spice up the slumber party) I dare you to suck my dick slowstyle
My thoughts exactly
Snuck into the oval office yesterday... it was no small feet!
No way this hasn't been said twenty thousand times but I'm a nihilist so.
