qwq ✨️🌙🫰

this is what the new bluesky tos feels like

What do you mean I can CHOOSE to play as something other than a cis white straight man?! WOKE MIND VIRUS!!!!!

They done woked the vidya gams 😱😱

artists... use those 3d assets.... look up references....trace pictures of your own hands... it's not cheating, it's self care, so love yourself :)

Y’all like my new hat?

Hmmmm? 👀 *seeking tea like a dehydrated bitch in a desert*

So now I'm in bed, face wet and throat sore from constantly saying sorry to my beloved while breaking down... Feel like an actual freak sometimes 💀😴

I'm doing fine most of today, and then suddenly, after bringing my dog back from her vaccination at the vet, I decided I'm having a meltdown??? Like bro for why?? We are fine?! You're scaring the hoes (my live-in partner who I want to marry someday), brain!!! 💀💀💀

i commissioned @vimart.bsky.social for my new song NSFW broke.ffm.to/nsfw

RIP Estrin the water breathing TRex... died to a technicality within shrimp roleplay, rip to a real one ✊️

Someday you'll find another waterbreathing TRex, my guy..

but important question actually,
Do you breath water like a fire breath or have the aptitude for underwater living? 🤓☝️

Nani??!?! I may have another secret for you, dear water breathing TRex... you see, I... am just a 27 year old demigirl having a conversation with you via a website called bluesky 😱😱😱😱

Dear God... Our union would be seen as blasphemous in the eyes of both crab and shrimp society... for you see, I... am actually a shark 🦈

NO BRO!! NOOOOO!!!!!

We shall touch antenna in the enenome(?) brush, away from prying eyes, for the scandal could ruin our reputation and prospects in high society 🦐🦐

They sending le epic T seeking missile your way bro, watch out!!! 😱😱

Don't commit crimes, lad, that's why they're flying low! The crime of being epic!

But we loves to shrimp! Tis our natural state! Getting ready to return to the water one day 🦐

>starts working on actual crochet projects again
"Oh wow, I love crochet."
>next day, have hand and back pain from crocheting
"Now hold on -"

Took the pup to the beach with my partner today, and she was so sleepy 😭

how I imagine Alistair reacts when I leave him at camp
#dragonage

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap artwork from Nintendo Today! Link fighting a boss

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap artwork from Nintendo Today! (2004)

#retro #art #gaming #Zelda

Imagine being so ‘patriotic’ you spend your Saturday vandalising roundabouts like Temu Banksy.

NHS underfunded, schools crumbling, but don’t worry — we’ve got freshly glossed patriotism between Tesco and the A46.

Get yourself a partner who will dimension door with you to the top of a mechakobold and shield you from an attack that would knock you unconscious 🥰 #dnd

#dnd #rpg #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #gaming #dndmemes #mtg #bg3 #criticalrole

A dog, cavalier king charles spaniel, laying on a couch. Between her paws is a hedgehog flat toy.

The hedgehog hater herself